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guardiola is the absolute opposite of Megson. Pep's philosophy is my players can only play with the ball therefore we must get the ball back. Megson's was we can't do f*ck all with the ball we may as give it away

if they had 1 for circa 1989 it might reduce the distance a bit to Bolton but I still had to go past at least 4 clubs that were higher in the league than us , no relatives from Bolton just a mate (ex-county) who insisted it would be a riot

"You may be risking your lives but I will definitely be risking an Oscar for best supporting actor"

it's not like the fa are the most effecient organisation in the world but fifa just take the piss

i'll give an appendix

1 million pounds for shooting someone hell I'd subcontract it to one of those kids who do it 2 hundred quid no questions asked

well if blazing saddles ain't your cup of tea Office Space just started on Film4

have a good un mate

but I shoot with this hand

unless Sue Barker is mud wrestling Martina Hingis then there is no excuse

it's just a man and a horse being hung out there

the viewer asking are they a retard does not count as that would make Britain's got talent a quiz show

his later stuff were hard watching but Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein are two of the best comedy films ever

next seasons never to be seen again award goes to:........... blackpool

to be fair manc reds piss me off as well

Ian Wright done it when Arsenal were playing all the time especially when they played us in the cup. He was found out to be a poor pundit. How Shearer gets away with it God knows.

and it's not me

if you have ever seen Human Traffic's Peter f*ckin Andre scene? That's more or less how that interview should go.

Used to have this kind of thing in the 90's in the premier league all the time when a promoted team got smashed to bits but pundits and opposition managers would say at least they play football the right way and they were sure they would be back in the prem soon. How's that working out for you Swindon?

reminds of a story from a mate he gets home tells his missus that they are going out for dinner she spends half an hour getting ready then he takes her to kfc. He goes in asks for a megabucket (class and yes he is a city fan) to the reply sorry we are out of chicken.

as long as they don't start selling that tripe soup from Plovdiv I swear there was an eyeball on a tentacle in there

Kebab or pizza is the way forward , any left in the morning use a George Foreman grill to reheat. You just don't get theese tips on Masterchef.

schoolboy error Mick you weren't drunk enough. Use the formula KFC=too far for Donner<cheaper than curry where eating is no longer regarded as cheating

well feck 'em with the media circus behind them you'd of think they had a chance ruined Test Match Special today with sir bastid combover and Geoff Boycott professing to be a dmb since 1962 that makes me sound well old I almost choked on me Werthers and threw my slippers at the screen