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did you know it was written by Mel Brooke's son

the follow up to Zombie survival guide is called World War Z, basically applying the rules of that book to a Zombie holocaust. It,s pretty good

"Africa is like that wars and stuff" Ambassadorial

frankie Boyle's book does what you'd think it does you can see how he gets frustrated trying to get any of his stuff on mainstream telly. A bit like Jerry Sadowitz ages ago

just watched it on I-player on the recommendation of Fiona Bruce being a rude bitch. i was disappointed to say the least.

errrm OC being linked christ we could end up with McLaren

almost forgot Chris Moyles and Comedy(my arse) Dave

in a skip?

one case for the defence of Clarkson though he did deck Piers Morgan

to be honest there isn't that many round our way (south manc) as if the pubs have been dropping like flies since the smoking ban and if the beer is crap they have no chance

any one mention Piers Morgan yet - twatness personified

i think you will find the only reason the supercollider at Cern was invented was to see if a knee trmbler on it is better that one on a tumble dryer

it's ex girlfriend syndrome you hate seeing her with someone new mind you ,you don't mind her going down with someone else

he's now a "professional" poker player. He has been doing it for a while.

heard Hughes for Cardiff job in pub last night or Bellamy player manager from a Cardiff fan supposed itk a couple of weeks ago

the two nazi lookimg backing dancers in the confused.com ad over christmas any one of the we buy any car.com people

Michael McIntyre

I thought the Darwen's was people who killed themselves without having kids thus happily removing them from the gene pool. I think the complete opposite would be the Jeremy Kyle show.

Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs' lawyer

Sepp Blatter Chris Moyles Chris Evans Robbie Williams Eamonn Holmes Just the usual suspects

Gary Bastard Neville

on some stag do's I've been on that would be a result

If thats a family social services need calling

yes but I had that line for ages and just needed to use it