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Same thing Unit of alcohol in the US is equivalent to a pint over here it is half a pint.

I wasn't going to mention the smell because it sounds worse than it is. but if you are wearing contacts then that whole process is worse than the surgery. christ poking yourself in the eye everyday is no way to be

ahh I've logged on to the Science Today forum by mistake

well 1st you hear this noise like they are firing up'the Death Star...... Honestly you won't feel a thing

I had it 10 years ago and still 20/20 ish vision. the stuff that has come out since is even better.

I think if you go for a theme you could win fantasy football hands down. My team " Bunch of twats I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire xi" bound to win this year

The recent appearence of Brum and Villa fans on SSN re: McLeish and reckoning the rest of the world gave a flying fuck didn't help matters

Billy Connolly had it right humming the theme tune to the Archers

Is it Henry the mild mannered Janitor?

Ski Saturdays: Like Ski Sunday but members of the all girl band eat branded yoghurt off each other

Leigh White's Age of Steamed: Leiigh White takes a tour of the finest watering holes in Leigh and Barrow

that,ll get a +1 from me

Mark Hughes needs to wait another 2 months before he can claim Job seekers

Family Guy : a tour of Blackburn, Burnley and Wigan to see who outscores Josef Fritzel and Fred West

To be fair to the shandy drinking media sothern softie types the last few years they have had Wigan, Burnley and Blackpool to patronise to an inch of their lives plus South Africa. preview of Brazil 2014 build up: samba, samba,samba , drug gang, beach, corrupt cops ,carnival, amazon depletion, samba

anyone else getting Hong Kong Phooey flashbacks? is it Sarge?

Judo is the most practical as in get your opponent on the floor and proceed to tenderize with a size 11. still not as good as "Ecky Thump" (didn't you just know that was coming up)

I thought Diddles was the other thread

yes if Wales actually qualified for summat Giggs would have to put his knob away hence they fecked up every time

if we can find out how bad it is eye test style: Stargate Universe is it better or worse?

Must find flat cap and whippet for next season. or can we just shoot Michael McIntyre?

north stand is Blackburn, I am insulted

is that the original or the directors cut of "Swedish Nuns in treacle" part 3

Lord Leigh of Barrow is not a snob but the rest of his Morris Dancer troop.....

M don't go all upper class now you are hanging out in Barrow