Sounds like you need some advice lads.
Its a London away game.
Easy.
Get train , lose at cards, find pub, eat, another pub, lose 53% of group, jump on a big red buzz , pub near ground, witness away win, back on buzz , pub food, leg it to catch train and CHILL.
Ps. Run into Embankment , buy him a pint.
Pps . Come across Ash , please return to group or pour onto train.