The hundred years war ran into the War of The Roses.
Yorkshire won , then folk died ( must have slept through that lesson )
Then it kicked off again.
At that point Kenneth of Monaco got involved.
Things turned to shit .
General Bassini sent a spy into his head quarters.
( Harold of Lower Ince)
He choked on a buttered hot dog.
The home guard downed tools wouldn't fight.
All we need now is an Alien Spaceship to turn up.