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He definately looked like he was on the way to the Devere Whites though........he was wearing tight jeans, (looked like Moschino) a dark (possibly brown) leather jacket and a pair of loafers (they didn't match and looked somewhat out of place). Looked like a nailed on signing for us?!?!

Tesco petrol station in Handforth Dean.............Andrew Cole, his chauffuer driven bus looked like it was heading towards the M60 and quite possibly DeVere Whites. It was 8.45 this morning if it helps?

"I thought I'd have a rest after leaving Bolton but Newcastle came in and you can't say, 'hang on, come back in six months' because the game doesn't work like that. When the opportunities arise you have to take them. " Not quite Sam, but 8 months is near enough

Sit on my facebook.....good for reacquainting with old flames and your excuse?

But their linebacker is thick as shit Americans.........Stupid!!!

I took the option of having a blow through off a big nosed girl I met in town on satdee neet ..........it was a close call though!

Now i aint an advocate of knocking fcuk out of somebody just because of a football game but this is where us and those backward cowardly cunts differ, it's all good and well when the odds are in their favour......different story when they're not because they wouldn't want to know. Don't believe the hype

One of those flags was taken from one of the most respected and feared Firms in Britain - The Outer Hebridean Rangers Hools. Your chaps must be reet mighty proud........that's a major acheivement!!!

munich tickets can be applied for on one season ticket? ta

The club charges almost three fuckin quid for a pint of piss!!!! What makes everyone so sure it was spilt beer, the filling of a Greenhalghs' pie that has dropped out from the side when eating can be equally, if not more dangerous than beer if stepped on?

The 1st half shambolic effort in the Newcastle game was worrying but what concerned me even more was that in the 2nd half when Alardyce came down from the directors box, he commanded the "managers area" and had a much better presence of his area, Lee just appeared out of his depth and spent most of his time next to the subs bench instead of making himself heard and seen.........even if it was just to make a stand against Allardyce. He just seemed weak and not up for the challenge. Note: None of the above is related to body size

Not a patch on Hamburg

Astute

The developer will have put in the full "sky" system. The dish on the outside of the building will serve all the apartments in the block. Take your existing box with you, you'll need a connected phone line so sky can configure your box to the existing set up installed by the developer. I think they should only chage you the transfer cost fee of approx 40 quid......no major charges

Darren Bent isn't even on the reserve list but Andy Johnson is!!!!!!

Some of the posts on this threas are sad as f??ck, she says she supports The Whites....leave it at that! Whether she dances around cropped tops / leg warmwers or pea green smoking jackets is totally f??ckin irrelevant, and I personally couldnt give a shite Fat blokes with flags, pom pom girls, fireworks blah blah blah all part of todays "family day out"

How do you know where they live, there are still a few that live within a 15 minute walk from the ground you know! I didnt get home until after midnight in leafy Essex. Decided to get some sleep rather than post on here straight away! honestly though, who in their right mind would live in such compete shithole! I live a 10 minute drive from Upton Park and my house is probably worth more than your whole street. Its incredible, plastic fan insults from a team that barely takes double figures to an FA cup away fixture. Really!?!!?.........A street strewn with discarded pieces of left over Halal fried chicken increases the value of your property??? The East End is a fuckin dump mate

Highly cringeworthy......straight out of Delia's cookbook

Not quite as shit as the one masquerading as a player at our place last weekend; Ward. To be fair though, he does have a point

Nou Camp entrance is with a bar code, I got booted out, walked back up to the same turnstile and the turnstile operator let me back in even after the bar code was "void". Not too sure that tactic will work with 1500 though

Remember Huddersfield fan doing it - think it was first day of the season in about 92 (Bruce's first game in charge)?? 2-0 to the whites Andy Walker scored a diving header I remember Huddersfield away 1990(ish) bloke climbs to the top of the floodlights with 2,000 whites shouting "jump jump". Police at the bottom are telling him to come down, so he came down to 10ft above 'em and asks "are you gonna arrest me if I come down"........."Course we are". So the daft fooker climbs back to the top to watch the game.....

A bloke I know who owns a civil engineering co rents a 6m avertising hoarding behind the north stand for ??10k per year (he got it almost half price, 1 week before start of the season cos somebody dropped out), gets about 5 games thrown in free (meal etc). About 24 people could fill that space paying approx ??350 each = ??8400. They'll never put extra seats in (not that they're needed yet) if they only get half the revenue created from advertising hoardings!!! We should boot everyone in the north stand out, shoe horn em into the spare seats around the ground and rent the whole of the north stand with an advert "Gartside....Tight C??nt" he's see it as money in his pockets

It was the beer in the ground that tipped me over the edge 8-[

Going skiing 25th Feb to the french alps. Booked liverpool > nice on the wed for 25quid one way. Few beers wed night, watch the game thurs then train to Geneva on the Friday, skiing saturday for a week then flight back as already booked the following saturday. Didn't think I'd manage to go until that draw was made....get in

So to clarify....the Portugese ATM machines sometimes don't work with UK PIN numbers?