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bloke wakes up in hospital and says to the doctor i cant feel my legs the doctor says i know we've cut you're arms off (old un's are the best )

no dont think you;re leg will fall off the best medical advice i can give you is buy a bungalow

well if someone gets more satisfaction out of being right than their team winning they'd be better off goin on eggheads than goin t reebok

usually about 4-6 weeks depending on how bad it is well thats how long proffesional football players are out but thats with the best medical care so you should be ok in about 6 months ( no just joking mate ) but the time does depend on how bad you've done it i got one playing football a good few years ago it went in a short time but just seem to niggle for a good few weeks after was only playing sunday morning footy so it was'nt really tested but still uncomfortable

you can predict what you want diddles but is there any difference in predicting a win and being wrong or predicting a loss and being right

now thats the spirit no point at all being down when we aint even played yet if you want to feel dissapointment at least wait and see what happens in the game first . and if like some on here predict the worst happens will it really make you feel any better to say i told you so

got a mate who's a united fan and he thinks we'll beat em and he's not bein patronising he thinks that fergie will keep some of his bigger names for wednesday so if he thinks we can beat em fuck it not gonna argue with him lets get positive 3-1 to the whites

it might be his stepson

too true and i dont really think mr rennie should be goin on them

yea thats true but i wonder how the rest of the bolton players felt when the fans were singing we want our dioufy back instead of cheering for the ones who had just won the game for us ( especially when they know the circumstances of his departure )i'm not saying he was a bad player far from it but it just did'nt seem right

i don't know you jazza but you sound like a decent bloke who's had it a bit rough lately but about the job mate there's an old saying that says find a job you like and you add 5 days to your week (enough said)good luck with whatever you decide

mate of mine read one about man united holigan his name is oneal (the holigan not my mate) he said that it was impartial he tells of fights they'ed won and lost he said its all about who turns up on the day he says now this guy runs all the car parkin racket round old trafford

i'll swap you a few cans of becks for one

was gonna av a quite one but me mate who works in a brewery as just give me 24 cans of becks from his monthly freebies he gets so i'll just av to dig into them (i dont know the things you do for friendship)then out to preston tommorrow to watch game then join a few mates for 1 of their kids head wetting he's glaswegian so it might get a bit messy then! if not arrested sunday day of recovery with just the odd tipple watchin footy then hopefully by 6oclock manchester will be in mourning allthough after wenger's comments not sure about this then monday off to golf course at duxbury and create a few more bunkers for em, and my missus moans i'm never in the cheek of it

i its amazing how less racist the russians are the more they pay ya the hypocritical shite

once and many moons ago been out drinking all night including night club was living in darwen at me dads split up with me misses was the reason any way blagged me dad to borrow his car (was on a promise back in blackburn ) so drove through hoddlesden on back roads thought there would'nt be as many police around in that area ,luckily i was right it was the most stupid thing i've ever done i know i could have killed someone or even myself even remember hitting a couple of kerbs on the bends i tell ya that dont half make you concentrate

dont know about real ale but last time i was over there found a pub called fridays bar pint of fosters and a pint of strongbow came to ?2.60 for both and im not talkin 10 years ago it was in march dont know if it was a promotional thing for paddy's day or not some of their customers look a bit dodgy but you get what you pay for . one of the customers got talkin to my son and asked him if he would like anybody stabbing (no shit honest)needless to say my son declined .the pub was on a corner of a street in piccadilly gardens across from what looked like a sports bar dont know if anybody else knows the place

dont know about the score could be anything as anything can happen on the day thats the beauty of football thats why we keep payin our hard earned money and keep goin ( apart from hughmungus now but thats his decision and only time will tell if its the right one )just thought of a song dont know if its all ready been thought of sing when you're looting you only sing when you're looting you know how the rest goes .anyway here's to a good game and dont forget its a top of the league clash ( lets savour it while we can )

oh no thats not my look at all i much prefer the the belly hanging over the belt buckle look its easier to accomplish . i'm glad this aint a dating site because ! and correct me if i'm wrong i'm not doin meself any favours here am i

aye that jones lad might be gettin a few more games than he thought be a good battle between him and davo i dont think skd is averse to roughing up a young centre half or two

so's my bread knife but i would'nt pay 5o million for it and it would cut through defences better

yea its on espn looks like they might be struggling for their 2 favourite centre backs if its hamstring trouble for em both at least 3 weeks out lets hope its nothing trivial

oh thats all right then got another 16 years to go i'll start savin for me sports car and gold medallion . dont think that'll help tho especially when ya got a face like a stroke victim tryin to whistle .

how do you define middle age from what age do they start and when do they finish . iknow what you mean about the different things you used to do and the things you do now i've just taken up golf i'm nearly 49 so how many more middle age years have i got left .i only took up golf because i had to stop playin football 2 years ago (dont half miss it )

yea not bad reccommend long sleeves if ur ever round the falls road area of belfast mind, there a bit techy like that