whoareya?

What sort of thing is happening here?

The synchronised turn-away at 5.44....pure class. The best bit(not shown here)is when Neal tries getting the players to stand up and be respectful when Taylor is on his way into the dressing room. Check it out

In the interests of fairness, the ticket office did, indeed, respond to my email first thing this morning. Explained what they believed the problem to be and attempted to rectify it. Can't argue with that. The fact I still couldn't order on-line after their help is by-the-by! I was told with supreme confidence from ticket offic phone bloke that we won't sell out. Who am I to argue..

Think I may have used it before but has been a while. No Lifeline. Meant to be ordering for 7 of us so doubt they will process without the relevant client references. I blame the e-ticket office!

Nah it's not Cas - standard full season adult teamcard. Will email but a bit of a pain, all things considered - would not imagine a sharpish response. Probably one of those email addresses that nobody checks! Cheers anyway

I'm trying to log-in to the e-ticketing site to order Brum tickets and the client reference on website doesn't correspond with my clent ref on teamcard resulting in this message UNFORTUNATELY, THIS TIME YOU DON'T HAVE THE CORRECT PRIVILEGES ON YOUR ACCOUNT TO PURCHASE TICKETS FOR THIS MATCH. WHY NOT RETURN TO TICKET HOME AND TRY ANOTHER MATCH? Anyone else had this problem? Thanks for any help

Dunno if you're actually being serious here but 1) Davies was far from unchallenged and 2) Newcastle's defensive record ain't that bad - on the back of two clean sheets, to boot. Having said that, Davies looked like he was disappointed not to connect properly and I would not like their defence protecting my keeper.

Really

Ignoring the fact that line-up would have necessitated 4 subs, of course

Alonso was one of our best players today.

Let's hope you're onto something here, Diddles!

'fraid so. Can't see Klasnic being given a start - been a bit of a 'mare of a season for Ivan, all things considered. Chungy in for the new goal machine and, perhaps, Muamba for Mavies. (rest) Then again he may push him out right and keep LCY off the bench. Or perhaps.....

No but Jussi should have his from me by now - that makes me feel better. Aaaah

1) maybe, just maybe, he was attempting to put Cahill off. No doubt you will rubbish this but, well, who cares. He missed. 2) perhaps with the benefit of more than 500 ganes experience as the number one (or should that be 22)for his club and country, he had decided the ball was most likely to be headed / toe-poked downwards and so to keep the ball out safely by adopting that position was his best option. Again, sure you know better and would have collected the cross and set Sturridge up for a one-on-one with Howard in one movement.

He even manages to fluff it too! It's 'cutting equipment', not 'cutter'. We should be thankful though - we did get the hilaaaarious Paddy McGuiness though as a direct result of PK!

Thanks for clearing that one up, Enzo. As expected.

Are they still available? Fancy a two nil waltz today - Cahill, Sturridge, att. 22,986.......ok, I'll leave it there

Diddles, do you mind me asking why you thank "Peter" for this particlar reference?

Wise words, Frank

Glen, - have you seen this guy? Can you not tell him from his primary school rants? He is not a full shilling. Don't take him seriously.

you're also a simpleton. Live with it. What did Jussi do wrong today?

how many retards can you get on one site!

Has he actually ever been relegated?

Show some fukcin respect, turd features.

Well, we've got some 'strange' fans.