kurt meyer

was in the lion of vienna suite yesterday seeing how the other half enjoy their match days, very nice too. in pops gartside for a "no holds barred Q&A session". one bell stands up and ask's " phil, i know i've asked you this before but when are we going to sort out the ball boys/girl problem. there not being enough of them, and too much time is wasted getting the ball back in play" #-o. eventually i asked him how much does liverpool want for el hadj, he says that at the start of the season they wanted 5 million, and then promptly fcuked off before i could ask him how much he would let sam spend in the summer. does anyone sit in the east stand upper? christ never again, there's more atmosphere in a harold shipman retirement home.

how dare you! vice captain heaton taveners, 25 years of unblemished membership. O:)

heaton taveners will be there in numbers. it's not what yer know......it's :-$

chop your own balls off, if say we won the FA CUP. like that stupid welsh tw&t did when they beat england. or if any, what other extreme would you go to if it meant winning it?

they are very average, seen em in night and day cafe. former roses man aziz on before them, now he is fookin good.

fookin hell, it was like watchin live and let die last night. half expecting a witch doctor to come leggin it on. 8-[

yep.

can remember being in burnley town centre with isaac and co, peter g driving. had a rough night and needed to puke so i opened the van door at some traffic lights and started to empty my guts, someone decides to start singing which attracts a load of dingles stood outside a pub. they all give chase and start pulling on the van door which i am holding with one hand while still spewin, as the lights change one of the thick c u nts decides to boot the van as we drive of. the sight of that dingle hoppin about holding is foot was a picture. still piss me sides with terry w about that, where were camera phones when u needed em!

green green grass of home. tom jones. BORN ON THE 7TH JAN. Raymond Edward Alan Christopher Paley, FAMOUS MATHEMATICIAN. Already with a reputation remarkable for one so young, Paley stood on the brink of becoming one of the very first rank of research mathematicians. However, in 1933 while working in the United States, he went to Canada for a skiing holiday. While skiing near Banff he was killed by avalanche [1]:- ... at Deception Pass, Fossil Mountain in the Rockies. Park wardens and a member of the Canadian Mountain police recovered the body, which has been brought to Banff. Mr Paley was skiing alone at an altitude of 9,600 ft, but his death was witnessed by companions lower down the mountainside. Had he lived to continue his mathematical work, one feels sure that his name would today be as well known as the mathematicians with whom he collaborated. WHAT A BUMMER.

sorry about that mate, can't recall that either #-o come to think of it i do. you were with your mrs, i think.

The main steward who she told looked like one eyed willie from the goonies. to be honest she said that i did tell her to fook off, though i can't really recall it. then again what do they expect kicking off at that time of day, LOADED or what O:) . funily enough i was sat in a deserted parkway on my jack when in walks a cockerny, kicked out for the same reason "fack this fack that fackin stewards so we had a pint and a laugh about it. anyway bring back the myra hindley steward she`s ok.

agreed the atmosphere was great, but how can you sing and shout without those fcukin stewards tellin you to sit down. it became too much for me yesterday, being daft or not i told one where to go then sat back down 2 minutes later 3 of them arrived back and threw me out. i told them how the fcuk can you sing and shout whilst sitting down all i got back was a vacant look! i feel like writing to gartside who in his own words is a fan, but then again .

EAST STAND LOWER,EJECTED TODAY. WHAT THE FCUK.

he's got BALLS.

EVIL, INTERPOL. FOOKIN BRILLIANT. CHECK EM OUT. http://www.interpolny.com/video.php

very funny, these jovial scousers thought so too. http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=8...toid=2128634229

liam gallacher.

seems like some munichs find our comments distasteful. [-( http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=8...toid=2128701965

a monogramed lump of coal, actually make that 2 lumps as its christmas. or an orange painted blue should keep those peasants happy. http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=9...ytoid=535818446

what seemed like half of bolton in it on the way home with the shutter up.

received this from phil neal after he made an appeal in the BEN for his boots back after the wrexham game. the right one of which i ripped of john thomas foot. what a great day, remember the box van isaac & kippax driven by peter g? :D/ check out the dodgy barnets! sutty's is a killer. a free pint for the first anorak to name them all. http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/41b9d9edz57...hldfuBBRvYjZS54

smithills high. now a muslim beacon school. [-o<

O:) a beer again at the next home game to wet the young wanderers head must be on the cards. ps suppose i can cross you off the vegas trip?

BURNLEY mayhem in the darkness behind the bob lord stand.

talkin of max and paddy last night. does anyone remember sir cliff`s classic being played at every home game by the resident freak at half time in 81 and the followin seasons.