Bea Smith

you mean trafs a better dancer than st????? have to admit that packs of women plus beer can get pretty scary, been on plenty hen nights etc but they get dodgy when those evil 'dare cards' come out,i got stuck with 'obtain a ginger pube.'it was hell on earth, firstly trying to find a ginger, then trying to persuade them to pluck a pubic hair out for me, soooooooooooooooo embarrassing, id rather pull a moonie any day, its much easier. one night ended up going to a male lapdancing club, erotic??? no way, bloody pathetic, i was totally embarressed by the way some of the girls behaved.Gotta admit the blokes were gorgeous, but thats just not my thing, some of the gals on that hen night were biting the blokes bums n stuff, i wouldnt do that if i was totally shit faced. all in all, as much as i love my girl pals, i have gotta admit that we can get stupid when were all together. pretty much like stags nights eh?? face it, were all as bad as each other. you think ladies nights are depraved??? any worse than boys weekends in prague?? i think not.

gamble

What you doing on a "ladies night" Traf are you one of the tarts ?? :-$ traffs just pissed cos he volunteered to do the lap dancing, and i asked seasoned traveller instead- ( only the best for the ww ladies/tarts/her indoors type people)- st is now waiting for his sumo thong from japan.

eden

I bet he got the hump! but not from Mrs. Droywhite eh :-$ maybe not that night, but mrs droywhite just been on hols without mr droywhite,mmmmmmmmmmm,possible secret hunchback lovefest weekend. missus c bearer of bad news sorry droy mate, ........................

heated

rag

u need lockin up greek

poor you, he is such a big head, for no apparant reason he really fancies the pants off himself. Bitchy i know, but he is hideous. Hope you got some free beers though Tricky!!!

i think you may win the compulsive vomiting championship award!!!

trap

half of mine are when jay has forgotton to change user and posted under my name. so there. [-(

we could start having 'post sex' couldnt we, !!!!!!, wouldnt be very spontaneous though as only one computor and would have to keep logging off and changing user names etc. maybe we should have a fly on the wall documentary on the c family., move over osbournes, ...........

no tyler, you dont have to wear a dress, otherwise we would all see your knickers while you were sat down playing the guitar. and carlos, course you can come with us , providing we can give you a 'bitch name', and you must let us put spray glitter in your flowing locks. ( ali came up with that condition)

warp

youre right EG, constant reminder that youre lonely now that spaz the guinea pig has passed to the next life. imagine the automated answer phone at samaritans...... press 1 for suicidal tendancies. press 2 for loss of guinea pig press 3 to confess you're a scum fan etc etc, then please be assured that you're call is important to us, our suicide squad will be with you as soon as p[ossible, please dont kill yourself whilst waiting for assistance. obviously depressing music would occasionally interrupt the commentry. like 'all by myself', the more i think about it, the more i wanna be a samaritan, im just so understanding and patient etc :^o

talk about kicking someone while theyre down.. next thing they'll be accusing him of dying on purpose to 'save the club', deffo very harsh tw@ts

supermarket

obsessive compulsive posting disorder

You should be forced to eat your coat for that one MG!!!

ooooh Ali n Carlos, hark at you!!!!! only me n jay can banter on here!!!!! Was considering videoing next slanging match then posting it on here, piss funny watching jay dodge missiles,!!!

alanis morrisette is a Goddess. i would convert to lesbianism for her.

window

you been forging signatures again.?? bleedin fraudster.

jeees, scary man. any secret serial killers on here?