Bea Smith

So the eldest (14) has a proper girlfriend. it must be serious because he has taken to regular brushing of his teeth and showers without being nagged. Theyre holding hands on the way home from school in front or everyone so its 'serious' My lad is...lets say...'well developed' for his age, and we have had a 'put your own sheets in the washer' agreement for at least 2 years. Whilst i hope theyre not sexually active im also not stupid enough to assume they wont be, we do have an easy going relationship and we have briefly discussed things like masturbation ( knock yerself out kid its normal- just not in the wrong place lad) I need to have a chat with him which doesnt phase me at all, the thing that phases me is Condoms. If it seems things may be getting more 'serious' and i get him some is it encouragement or simply a wise move? I dont want to embarrass them but i dont want to be a grandma either. Advice please boys and girls.

Things Little Whitt will never say 1= You're not my type 2= Im cumming

What, pray tell, was ITA? Inbred Teaching Aid?

Im quite sure you could rent out your spaz chariot for people to have an experience in. Id have a go, just need to locate my own Spazzy Darren. If theyre gonna give you such a poo car whilst yours is repaired you may as well make something on it! I shall start the bidding at ?5!

I think you could start a 'Roads its not ill mannered to shag in a car on' thread NB Mucky mare!

I would prefer an uploaded video of self flagellation, Warnings are for wimps.

Sellafield is less toxic. fact

Whitt, judging from your shenanigans- YOU ARE a meat market

Not at all, i was referring to the behaivour i witnessed which i earlier termed as 'horrendous' and like the swan. It makes me feel uncomfortable. Im aware not everyone who goes there is like that, but im sure if you read this entire thread that the general opinion is that its a meat market.

The fact that im not a slag doesnt make me posh, it simply means im not a slag.

Do men that perfect really exist??? Its the stuff dreams are made of

Socks and sandals= tsunami in bea's pants

It was an unacceptable shade of yellow, they were flourescent, i didnt get to the brand because the colour clash set off epiliepsy i didnt even know i had. Likewise- brown shoes with jeans is nice, as long as theyre not black jeans, thats another combo that baffles me

I crucified someone for brown shoes with yellow socks recently. Needless to say if they had any confidence with wimmin they may have completely lost it now.

Quality!

Oh yes, shoes upwards everytime, theres no point looking fit if youve got a pair of shit shoes on. Its a much faster elimination method.

I fancied Alan Pardew for an hour and 45 minutes. Once.

I deal day in day out with people wanted to make contact with loved ones after feuds, years pass, people move around, ties are completely severed. It comes to something when youre so far removed from someone you once loved that you have to pay someone to track them down. But like NB says- sometimes it just doesnt matter, if there was never a bond in the beginning then theres never any regrets, you cant miss something/someone you never held dear. I think the definitive answer to feuding is - if you think of them or miss them or wonder how they are- get in touch because you WILL regret it one day. If you dont give a shit then leave it be- you dont need them in your life if they dont enrich it, blood isnt always good.

I quite like some facial hair but just quite neat stubble, usually kept at the 3 day length as its not itchy then just a bit fluffy, but although it doesnt have to be as precision as a turkish gay boys i like there to be a little effort at maintaining it. 3 day stubble and a well cut suit. Swoon

It was deep penetration Bazza, a couple of years ago so i was knuckles deep.

Makes your blood boil doesnt it, i had mine vandalised badly ( bonnet dented several times, keyed almost all the way round) etc a few months ago. Whilst it doesnt effect the driveability of the car i just cant afford all the body work that needs to be done and i feel embarrassed driving it, i was proud of it not long ago and now its something i pay for every month and dont even want to drive. Whoever does shit like this needs acid pouring down their japs eyes of busters lobbing off with rusty hack saw.

Youre the exception E ! Id finger your belly button again anytime. Phworrrgghh

id like to hone that skill, possibly to shoot out mace or something equally offensive.

I think everyone on here knows we had a long term relationship Jay, so you dont need to make little references to familiarity. Im sure most wives/live in girlfriends have collected/picked up their partners drunk from a night out, it come with the territory. That isnt really what we are discussing though is it. Im referring to someone finding it a sexual thrill to pick up a drunk man to have sex with when they themselves are sober. I just dont get it. Both drunk- not sensible but do-able. Both sober- perfect. Drunk bloke- uuugghh Drunk woman- regrets. Thats my humble female opinion.

They must have water, theyre alive enough to keep asking me for ?2 a month.