Bea Smith

Anything by Rick Astley

They could do location tours, 'come to the underground canal system of Bolton, where Indian Patel and the Cesspool of Filth was filmed. ive almost convinced myself to a=- go on the tour and b=watch the filum.

Fair play to the lass! Clearly inherited your negotiation skills. Im inundated everyday now with groupon/living social delas/ scoupon/kgb deals etc. Im hoping a decent hotel deal will come up on them near the million wedding im attending this year* * replace million with 5

I think thats definately classed as a distraction.

Course it Stinks. ive cultivated it specially for my new image.

She needs a good seeing to and she will be fine. The bitter sour twisted Ferguson!

Is not working for me, im sat here eating ( this is shameful) a tin of raviolli that was heated in a microwave. i dont take breaks and im sure i should be paying myself over time. Should i be setting an alarm clock for a 'dinner hour' and walking round the block to get out?? Work colleagues can be an endless source of fun and/ or someone to mock. If i want a chat i have to turn the tele on and ad lib with it! Hints and tips for succesfull working from home please, cos im dogshite at it.

Missus C has gone Ginger and lezzer and is doing time for non payment of her tv liscence.

The word supreme is bandied around in the same way as the word 'ultimate'. These things are normally quite turd. Its also very disturbing when these words are applied to things like washing powder adverts in a bid to make me wet with excitement over the product.

Im always rather perturbed when a darts player isnt fat. Thems the rules!

Isnt that where they filmed indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?

Elizabeth Duke or Bowton market? Is that Half Price Jewellers wotsit still going?

Im one of those idiots who buys the 'cracking deal' then never gets round to using it before it expires. My stupidity pays for your discounted rate. You owe me big time.

I have to say Danny it was hilarious when i rolled my eyes at your wife and said 'he is obviously wearing them himself, theres only you daft enought o have sex with him' We then proceeded to discuss your cross dressing tendancies and it turned out to be very funny. Especially the bit where you wrapped the thong round your head and had a triangle bit for an eye patch. I am the bestest sister in the world.

That would piss me right off. the precise reason i dont want a pet is because i have enough responsibility but if someone pulled that stunt on me id be very cross. Your dad is obviously attached to it now and doesnt want to let it go, fair play to him, but maybe one day when little sis gets home he should pretend he has sold it because she isnt interested! ;-)

is all this drama really necessary? My Little owd nanna used to blow a whistle down the phone.

i know i couldnt 'leave it at work' id be getting upset. i dont have a thick skin.

I suppose it depends which area she wants to specialise in as to how horrific it might get. We live in a sick world where young/old/disabled/ are all subject to various forms of abuse and neglect. Thankfully thats balanced with some damn fine folk who seek to prevent and change things.

have they sent Errol and the pigs?

Ask her about it, im sure it would be pretty good to know about how your Grandma did her part in the war effort. the older generation are fascinating once you get over the funny smell.

Damned if they do and damned if they dont. I couldnt do that job for all the tea in China, ( not that i like tea). if they know something isnt right but they have to wait to go through 'correct procedures' before safeguarding the child they then get hung drawn and quartered if the child comes to harm. thankless job. As for 'homewrecking',everyones idea of home is different, from what ive seen i wouldnt have labelled that as a home to wreck! A home is a safe, stable secure loving place with respect and love. Anything else is just a house.

Jackie Tan - Sunbed Shop ....next!

Temple bar= extortion! Didnt particularly enjoy it but a lads Stag do experience would be very different to mine!

She was terrifying the life out of me and it wasnt me she was having a dig at! For the record, i think those false eyelashes had been on steroids. How did she even open her eyes? They were ridiculous!

If you carry on Wii-ing youll need tethering down next season.