SatanGreavsie

2. Iron Chicken off the Clangers 5. Algy Pug off Adventures of Rupert Bear 10 Graculus off Noggin the Nog

2. Iron Chicken off the Clangers 5. Algy Pug off Adventures of Rupert Bear

4. Alastair off Crystal Tipps and Alastair

2. Iron Chicken off the Clangers

9. Gertrude Perkins 6. John Mortimer

Stuart Sutcliffe (though I guess they actually want Ringo Starr)

10 Oxygen 9 Lavendar Hill Mob

10 Trevor Francis (tracksuits, in the title song)

...that have to be found. Yes, not content with last week's competition to find the most boring, inane picture on the web, we now need to find the dullest website. To kick off: http://www.freewebs.com/hagfoldmorrisdancers/ Yes, its the Hag Fold Morris Dancers; amazingly they've had almost 25,000 visitors!

Its just another example of interference from the nanny state if you ask me

or here http://www.brandrepublic.com/mediabulletin...igin=MB15112004

750 miles round journey. Then again there's a mad and/or sad bloke who goes to all Argyle's games home and away and lives in Carlisle. When I lived in Southampton I got used to seeing the same exiles getting the train out of London coming back from games. Best one was a Newcastle fan who went up from Bouremouth to every game but who could only get trains back by leaving about 15 minutes before the end! Darwen - do you realise you've just described Casino as "pure class" [-X

Dont go walking on any "parks" in Plymouth - never now what might happen... Yokel 1:"Ere Jethro, one of them thar Bolton fans on the fields again" Yokel 2: "where? I'll shoot the bugger" Yokel 1:"next to that there scarecrow" Bolton fan: "Dont shoot, its me Casino!" Scarecrow: "Dont shoot, its me - Underpants!"

Aye - especially if you'd had to raggin stand most of the way between Norwich and Nottingham on a Central Trains cattle truck and pay 42 raggin quid for privilege. fcuk it - last away game of the season I'm tellin ya. Whats up, couldn't fit into the seat after "eat as much as you like for ??5.00" at the Chinese? ??5.99 in fact

From http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/12/12/marine.fi...r.ap/index.html VICTORVILLE, California (AP) -- When Marine Lance Cpl. David Battle learned he'd either have to sacrifice his ring finger or the wedding band he wore, he told doctors at a field hospital in Iraq to cut off the finger. The 19-year-old suffered a mangled left hand and serious wounds to his legs in a November 13 fire fight in Falluja. Battle, who is recovering at his parents' home in this desert city 130 kilometers (80 miles) northeast of Los Angeles, came under attack as he and fellow Marines entered a building. Eleven other Marines were wounded. Doctors were preparing to cut off Battle's ring to save as much of his finger as they could. "But that would mean destroying my wedding ring," he said. "My wife is the strongest woman I know. She's basically running two people's lives since I've been gone. I don't think I could ever repay her or show her how grateful ... how much I love my wife, my soul mate." With his approval, doctors severed his finger, but somehow in the chaos that followed, they lost his ring.

Two stand out, both not mine. One at Charlton a few years back when some pissed up Bolton fans went off to the bogs at half time. Came back to their seats minus one - "he's fallen asleep in the bogs" was the explanation. Half way thorugh the second half he appears, sits down and then chucks up all over the bloke in front. Had to laugh. And an Xmas lunch at work couple of years ago; in the boozer afterwards one lad's in a bad way so we give him a pint of water - that was a mistake. he legs it up to the bogs and as we'd not seen him for ages I thought I'd best check he was OK. So I go up there and all i can hear is the sound of puking (was Julie Andrews in that?); but then I realise its coming from a cubicle so I think he's be Ok apart from some splashback. So i go round the corner to the pissers - and there's literally rivers of puke. He must have been having a slash when his banks burst. And worst off he'd had chocolate fudge brownie things for afters - and they were floating amongst the puke making it look for all the world like he'd spewed up then shat in it...

Aye - especially if you'd had to fuckin stand most of the way between Norwich and Nottingham on a Central Trains cattle truck and pay 42 fuckin quid for privilege. fcuk it - last away game of the season I'm tellin ya.

Wayne Entwistle

not so short according to the BBC

well if its WW condoms then: Ian Condoms - you may have to resort to taking them off then putting them on again. Biffo Condoms - well past their sell by date. Smiths Condoms - allow you to spend 9 months inside.

Spurs condoms - often quite excited when up the Arsenal

I'm there! London Whites Xmas piss up as well

Molyneux condoms - full of pricks

Bolton Wanderers condoms - stay up for 4 years on the trot. Other football condoms???

Got any pictures of you in your leopard? Its dogs he fooks, not big cats you pillock!