carrick loyalist

That's the famous Crown Bar facing the Europa Hotel.

If i have offened anyone with racial/sectatian comments then i sincerly apologise.

Netto! what's that.

BWFCOLIN58 will also put me to rights on this .

She has a point there, rumour has it we are going to start letting eastern europeans settle here, and that will open the door to Asian's

Your so kind.

No not yet. often seen knocking around Carrickfergus doing his Frank Gallagher impression.

Like most who visit, you will find the place to be extremley friendly. the night life in Belfast is second to none loads of bars ,resturants and night clubs.Some good places to visit, Crumlin road Prison and the open top tour bus takes you through all the hot spots of the troubles. Anyone off here who visits pm me prior, pick up service and tour is all part of the package for the pricely sum of a couple of pints.

They are everywhere over here, i have the mis fortune of this bloke living near me. http://www.mybiglily.com/ However thanks to Walkden Whites i have a 12ft Bolton flag attached to the top of my garage.

Cas, why are you not surprised. And what's your issue with the North of Ireland?

Kevin Rudd !!

We need this man over here I'd vote for him!!!! We Need A Leader Like This! Prime Minister John Howard - Australia Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote: 'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.' 'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials & victories by millions of men & women who have sought freedom' 'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!' 'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men & women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, & this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.' 'We will accept your beliefs, & will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, & live in harmony & peaceful enjoyment with us.' 'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, & OUR LIFESTYLE, & we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, & griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.' 'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'

We must not forget that prick Alan Green.

Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow , he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.' A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet... 'Well, foockin stop doin' it then, ya evil b*stard!'

After flogging them a ?1 win lifeline card.

Me and mogger as well!!

And these knobs over here are at it again, Dissident republicans are inept but dangerous, Northern Ireland's chief constable has said. Security is being stepped up across Northern Ireland after the police issued a warning of an "increased terrorist threat". Detectives said the public are likely to notice increased activity, including vehicle checkpoints. Sir Hugh Orde said: "We have a general warning of a threat which increased to the point where we had to go public." Last week, police said they feared dissident republicans were preparing a series of firebomb attacks, but fresh intelligence of attacks led to this latest warning.

Thanks NB, wifes told me to leave my bum bag at home now.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Blind Tom of the Wild Left-Handed Monkey Boys. Blind Tom of the Wild Left-Handed Monkey Boys, who? What, how many Blind Tom of the Wild Left-Handed Monkey Boys do you know?

And mine....

3 dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer and a Labrador are sitting in a vets office and strike up a conversation. The Doberman turns to the Boxer and asks, what are you here for? "I'm a pisser", "I piss on everything", the sofa, the cat, the kid but the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owners bed. So, what is the vet gonna do? the Doberman asks. "Lethal injection" came the sad reply from the Boxer. The Doberman turns to the Lab and asked the same question. "I'm a digger", I dig under fences, I dig up flowers and trees. I dig for the hell of it. When inside I even dig up the carpets, but I went over the limit when I dug a hole in the middle of the owner's couch. So, what they gonna go to you? "Lethal injection," replied the Dejected Lab. The Lab asked the Doberman why he was there. "I'm a humper. I'll hump anything, I'll hump the cat, pillows, the table, fire hydrants. Whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the shower and bent down to dry her toes and I couldn't help myself and hopped on her back and started humping away. The Boxer and Lab exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, lethal injection for you too, huh?" No, No, the Doberman said. "I'm here to get my nails clipped."

As i type i have a bar bell tied to mine, THRILLED her in bed with his astonishing gymnastic tongue.

And me , please.

Well Said