carrick loyalist

FFS Widnes, trying to keep up with all your messages, my impression of you is sat there with a can of special brew watching BBC news 24 through one eye. Just spent the night taxi driving in Belfast. downing the tennents now.

He got three years for it. Stupid pissed up mistake, but it woke him up and he's a sound lad now.

All the above with Plough lane

Ray Deakin got one as well.

The Night Of March 31st And As Blind Little Tim Gets Tucked Up In Bed His Mum Says "If You Pray Really Hard Tonight, Tomoorow You Will Be Able To See!" So Little Tim Prays Like Never Before. Morning Comes And Tim Is Still Blind. "Mummy, Mummy" He Cries Out " I Prayed So Hard Last Night But I'm Still Blind". His Mum Gently Pats Him On The Head. "I Know Son", She Said. "APRIL FOOLS !!!!

Try Belfast. They speak the Queens,Very Friendly, plently of Pubs , Amazing Tours and cheap flights ( BMI Baby and Fly B ). Then try Windsor Park and Watch Linfield.

All the very best Maggie and a safe return.

They're all Blokes

http://www.covancecruelty.com/photos.asp Hope they test the Monkeys before humans.

Try This site, http://www.monster.co.uk/job_vacancies.asp

All the Best Mate

He wanted to enter the javelin, but Victoria had other plans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2VwnBU1-iU

http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressrele...6/the_cup.shtml

Right there Col, the last thing you need is a drop of curry landing on your mouse shite

Oil

spud gun

The Clock face in Farnworth for me.

Does he come from Yorkshire?Spell his name back to front

He is a black "Gerry Adams".

Gerry Adams is the compere!

Maggie, respect to you, good luck and safe return.

Sounds good to me.Don't forget your invite to come over here to watch them play Linfield, Fester and Tony Green included.