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Linesman at Old Trafford

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just today we were discussing the introduction of video replays in football,personally I said that they should only be introduced to see whether the ball has crossed the line or not........one of the worst decisions you will ever see tonight ](*,) ](*,)

No doubt Silly Auld Fuckr will do the honourable thing and suggest that Spuds are awarded all 3 points.

now does sir alex think everyone has it in for united? now are they hard done by?? ](*,)

On the bright side, it hasn't gained them very much as Chelsea won. If that had been us, I'd have been fooking gutted for years.

Keeps us 2 points nearer to Spurs

 

 

Also looking on the bright side.

fcuk it

 

makes the game more interesting anyway

 

balls to video replays, might happen to us next game

should have gone to...

 

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Ben Tal Haim got done for going down too easy so was done for cheating...... Roy Carol could clearly see it was over the line so should he not be on the same charge?

Ben Tal Haim got done for going down too easy so was done for cheating...... Roy Carol could clearly see it was over the line so should he not be on the same charge?

 

this may worry you SW but i thought exactly the same thing

I was 20 miles away and I saw it go in!

I was 20 miles away and I saw it go in!

 

Was listening to Five Live last night and it had two Scum supporters on who had actually been to the game. Both said they saw the ball cross the line from their seats, both sat behing the goals. . . . . at opposite ends of the ground!!!!!!

An FA spokesman after the game absolved the linesman of any

 

> responsibility for the apparently mistaken decision not to award a

 

> goal to Spurs after a shot from the halfway line crossed the goal line

 

> by at least a meter.

 

>

 

> "The shot came in from an unusual distance and as such caught the

 

> linesman out of position forcing him to race back towards the goal as

 

> the play developed", explained the spokesman, "As he ran, the United

 

> scarf he was wearing under his shirt came loose and fluttered up into

 

> his face obscuring his view and preventing him from making the call.

 

> It was just one of those things."

 

>

 

> In response to further questions from the Press the spokesman

 

> explained "If they don't already have a United tattoo most officials

 

> on game day try to wear a scarf or a replica shirt under their

 

> regulation kit to show their support for the worlds greatest club. The

 

> linesman in this case had chosen to wear a United scarf, a common

 

> choice that is in keeping with FA guidelines. The root cause of the

 

> problem lies not with the linesman but with the players and management

 

> of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club who broke one the most important

 

> unwritten rules of the English FA: They placed a shot on target at Old

 

> Trafford. Martin Jol is new to this country and perhaps he is not yet

 

> familiar with some of our finer traditions. Fortunately if he doesn't

 

> yet understand that for the greater good of the game visiting teams,

 

> by tradition, are not expected to try to score at Old Trafford then

 

> our officials are in a position to help Mr Jol make that cultural

 

> adjustment."

 

>

 

> Chuckling to himself the FA spokesman added "The goal had to be

 

> disallowed to avoid us descending down a slippery slope that would be

 

> bad for the national game. It's a fine line the officials have to

 

> walk. If they award a goal this week, next week someone might expect a

 

> penalty or ask that Van Nistleroy be booked for diving. Can you

 

> imagine? That would just never do. No no no. Shocking, just the

 

> thought of it."

 

>

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i would like to see one of them computer generated graphics giving the view the liner had from his position on the pitch.

  • 4 months later...

agree with you jay, who'd have thought (apart from EG!) that it would work to our advantage!

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