For services to Zico Kelly

This just reminded me. My uncle was telling me recently that on his 21st birthday his mates secretly arranged a stripper for his party.

It turned out to be pre-fame Lisa Riley. The evening ended with her putting one of her massive tits on his head.

Unfortunately it was a family do and his mum and dad, my nana and grandad and massive prudes, were also present. I dont think it went down well 😃

He belongs on the opposite side of the world

Never been so ashamed in my life

Despite my best attempts

Zico and Lisa sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

ive told the storey on here before

my mate was fitting a Phone line in her bedroom years ago with his mate

EnSuite with a shower in

he said to his mate

That Fat Fuck

wont fit in that

she was stood at the Door

Do You Want a Cup of Tea Lads

1 hour ago, frank_spencer said:

Zico and Lisa sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

That’s some fucking tree

Would need to be Coventry 😀

30 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

Would need to be Coventry 😀

Very good, made me titter.

Lisa Riley's brother used to play cricket for Darcy Lever CC. This was when she was ordinary though.

She sounds like an ordinary nice lass made good to me?

4 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

She sounds like an ordinary nice lass made good to me?

Correct on both counts. She was very ordinary then and she's made good now.

14 minutes ago, FrancisFogarty said:

Correct on both counts. She was very ordinary then and she's made good now.

So that's a good thing, right?

3 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

So that's a good thing, right?

Yep. She seemed to do her share of making cricket butties and brews as I recall.

I wasn't a cricket fan then, and still not.

Edited Saturday at 20:424 days by FrancisFogarty

1 hour ago, FrancisFogarty said:

Yep. She seemed to do her share of eating cricket butties and brews as I recall.

I wasn't a cricket fan then, and still not.

5 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

  7 hours ago, FrancisFogarty said:

Yep. She seemed to do her share of eating cricket butties and brews as I recall.

Lisa MBE, I never said that.

2 hours ago, FrancisFogarty said:

  8 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

Yep. She seemed to do her share of eating cricket butties and brews as I recall.

Does she read this? A wonderful actor👍

13 hours ago, FrancisFogarty said:

Lisa Riley's brother used to play cricket for Darcy Lever CC. This was when she was ordinary though.

I worked with her brother Liam, descent lad

Edited Sunday at 09:513 days by 1969

47 minutes ago, 1969 said:

I worked with her brother Liam, descent lad

That’s the Darcy cricketer.

6 minutes ago, FrancisFogarty said:

That’s the Darcy cricketer.

Yes he's well into his cricket

Shame he's a red Scouse fan

Edited Sunday at 10:493 days by 1969

18 hours ago, FrancisFogarty said:

Yep. She seemed to do her share of making cricket butties and brews as I recall.

I wasn't a cricket fan then, and still not.

Sounds like the life of Riley.