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Countdown Uncut

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how many of us did the countdown tune while watching that

 

:-$

guilty

Carol Vorderman once punched my cousin for staring at her tits.

In the real Countdown you have to take at least three vowels. That could never happen.

In the real Countdown you have to take at least three vowels. That could never happen.

 

shut up man ](*,)

Carol Vorderman once punched my cousin for staring at her tits.

 

Fair swap =P~

can't believe the vicar chap only got 4...............FLAPS was there for all to see............

As was PANTS.

and FLAUNTS

I've got a nine worder

 

plansfuct

I got a 5-letter word

 

SCUNT

 

Does it count?

Did you all miss the 9 letter word; CUNTFLAPS? It was there, honest. I guess I'm kinda good at that countdown thing. :D

  • 4 weeks later...

The countdown thing has dissapeared and a mate of mine wants a copy. Anyone download it?

Do a search on google for "CUNTFLAPS" and see what comes up. :-#

 

Or you could ask Smiley who I think has a BitTorrent client to download it.

 

http://www.geekgifts.co.uk/countdown/unsee...own.avi.torrent

 

MickyD - There was a fireman called Michael D in the BEN last night. Was that you?

MickyD - There was a fireman called Michael D in the BEN last night. Was  that you?

 

Yes but not in the position stated on the caption so don't go recognising me in town. Having said that 3 out of the four of us were called Mick!

Whats happened to Welephant these days? :D

Whats happened to Welephant these days?  :D

 

Don't know. he probabally fell foul of the PC brigade! ](*,)

or keith laird ? last seen with swanny

or keith laird ? last seen with swanny

 

Seen him occaisionally visiting our Fire Safety section. Peter Kay said his character Keith Lard was not based on him. . .lying b'stard!

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