"Show me the way to Skonto Riga

Glentoran or even Benfica"

Portofino?

is this the way to maritimo

Is this the way to Total Network Solutions?

 

Bollox, we'd better not draw them! Let's stick to Real Mallorca or anywhere else that will be shorts and flip-flop weather.

is this the way to maritimo

I've packed me passport, me fags and the Beano!

Dreaming dreams of Maritimo

And the wife back home who makes my tea!

is this the way to maritimo

I've packed me passport, me fags and the Beano!

Dreaming dreams of Maritimo

And the wife back home who makes my tea!

 

 

 

i'll be singin thatall day!!

Show me the way to Bratislava

Show me the way to Barcelona,

PSV and A S ROMA!!

 

 

:D/

Show me the way to Barcelona,

PSV and A S ROMA!!

 

 

:D/

 

i like it

Show me the way to Deportivo

Anderlecht and Maritimo

Dreaming dreams of Deportivo

CSKA Sofia waits for me

Show me the way to Deportivo

Anderlecht and Maritimo

Dreaming dreams of Deportivo

CSKA Sofia waits for me

 

Show me the way to Deportivo

Drinking San Miguel in the Bar El Torro

Dreaming dreams of Deportivo

And the senoritas who wait for me

wanderers wanderers wanderers wanderers wanderers wanderers...

We are the european wanderers!!!!

Is this the way to Deportivo?

I dont fooking know where to-go

Started off at Amarillo

With Allardcye who waits for me

 

I should really backspace the fooking lot, but it took me that long to come up with i cant bring myself to do it

Don't worry, anymore shite like that and I cant just click the little X in the corner and delete it

SH!T! Knew i would'nt get away with editing it!

Rhymes and scans so imagine Tony beltin it out:

 

 

When the day is dawning; On a Spanish Tuesday morning

How I long to be there; With the Whites we???re going to see there

Every Premier city; Where we???ve played at

Ain't as half as pretty; As where my team???s now at:

 

<chorus>

Is this the way to Deportivo, Anderlecht and Maritimo

Dreaming dreams of Deportivo, On the piss with Wandererswayne.

Show me the way to Deportivo, The senioritas and the vino,

Off my face in Deportivo, and Fengshui???s been sick again.

Sha la la lala lalala Diouf Diouf, Sha la la lala lalala Diouf, Diouf

Sha la la lala lalala, Undies has been banged up again

 

 

A Police siren throbbing; Tells us Pablo???s been off robbing

Now he???s got a Rolex; a thousand ciggies shoved down his kecks

Most of us are gary nevilleed; Brixton???s off his box

Zico???s in a coma; And Bigtoe???s caught the pox :

 

<chorus>

Is this the way to Deportivo; Feyenoord and Maritimo

Dreaming dreams of San Marino; On the piss with Wandererswayne

Show me the way to Deportivo; The senioritas and the vino

On the piss in Deportivo; And Biffo???s been tear-gassed again

Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la lala lalala

Sha la la lala lalala how the hell???d I get that stain?

 

 

Jay C. missed Diouf scoring; With half the lads he???s still off whoring

And they missed the trouble; but the away goal will count double.

Now we???re on the runway; And Happy???s pissed again

I???ve got the gallops; And Ian???s missed the plane:

 

<all together now>

Is this the way to Deportivo; TNS and Maritimo

Dreaming dreams of the San Siro; On the piss with Wandererswayne

Show me the way to Deportivo; The senioritas and the vino

On the piss in Deportivo; And Trafford???s been tear-gassed again

Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la lala lalala

Sha la la lala lalala where the fcuk???s Miami???s plane?

show me the way to barcelona

psv or maritimo

dreamin dreams of barcelona

as deportivo waits for me

Satan that was truly brilliant

 

 

BEST POSTING IVE SEEN YET

Undies has been banged up again

 

In what sense may I ask?