....about your life would you?

 

I would not have got married, it would have been much easier to get out of and would have made a lot of legal matters easier if we'd just lived together.

Would have also tried harder at school and not been such a plonker.

And not started smoking. #-o

....about your life would you?

 

I would  not have got married, it would have been much easier to get out of and would have made a lot of legal matters easier if we'd just lived together.

Would have also tried harder at school and not been such a plonker.

And not started smoking.  #-o

 

I'd have bought lots of shares in Microsoft when the company first opened and I'd have moved away from Bolton much sooner

I would resist all temptation from women with fella's and never touched drugs!

i would watch the 'butterfly effect' and think fcuk it i am happy as i am.

 

 

every action has a reaction.

i wouldnt of gone in for the tackle last night at footy that bent my knee sideways, straining my anteria cruciate and leaving me limping like a pussy and out for 4 weeks...

I've not even lived yet....

 

 

....So the "older" people keep tellin me anyroad.

 

 

Fenny

Young Pup

 

Ps. If I did go back, I wouldn't have gone with that lesbian lazy eyed psycho who f*cked my head up though =;

1, Not got married

2, Not started smoking

3, Sold my house in jan93, and put ALL the dosh on BWFC to beat the scousers in the FA cup replay! :D/

I wouldnt:

 

1) Have started seeing a bird from Tydesley!!

 

2) Have Pulled out of a blind junction and clattered into the motorbike coming down the road

I know an absolutely cracking story about a bird from Tyldesley but I can't be arsed typing it all out

I know an absolutely cracking story about a bird from Tyldesley but I can't be arsed typing it all out

 

Does it involve the probing of a clackervalve ?

Go on give us a laugh

Look, I'm off work with diarrhoea and my clackervalve is pumping it out like crop spray. I daren't get halfway through the tale and then have to run off to further pebbledash the pan. There's residue still there from 6 o clock this morn that won't budge, it's f??ckin spot welded on.

 

I used to like boozing in Tyldesley when I worked nights. Kip till about 2 or 3, wander to Skenners and bury 95p a pint ale till about 8, then go to work again.

 

Anyway, up Tyldesley one night my mate and his mate pulled these birds quite early in the night. They went back to one of the bird's houses who only lived round the corner but one of them fell asleep, leaving two lads to one bird. My mate went off to make a brew, when he went back in the front room his mate was giving her one doggy fashion so he thought 'in for a penny, in for a pound.'

 

'Oi love, do you mind giving me a blowjob while he's giving you one?'

 

To which she replied...

 

'No I don't mind but can you make sure you cum in my mouth and not in my face? I don't want you to smudge my make up because I'm turning back out again yet.'

Look, I'm off work with diarrhoea and my clackervalve is pumping it out like crop spray. I daren't get halfway through the tale and then have to run off to further pebbledash the pan. There's residue still there from 6 o clock this morn that won't budge, it's f??ckin spot welded on.

 

To much info just gonna have my dinner!!

 

Def a bird from Tydesley!! Slags the lot!!

Any idea where she lives?

Yeah, Tyldesley. Did you not read the story?

Yeah, Tyldesley. Did you not read the story?

 

tw??t.

I have to say no i wouldnt change anything.

Dont get me wrong,ive got regrets, ive made mistakes,ive hurt people, and been hurt by others in the process.

But every one of those things has made me who i am, and you have to bear in mind that any changes in the past couldve led you somewhere completley different.

I may not be the happiest person in the world, but there isnt anywhere else id rather be than with my hubby and kids.

be it here, New Zealand, or Mars,

so rather than regretting events, im grateful for what they have given me.

In a round a bout non sense making way of course!!!

 

Missus C

Looking Positive

Not thrown those coins at those Chelsea fans and I wouldn't have a 3 year ban and not in and out of Swinton nick every month cos Wanderers are in Europe.

And now, the end is near;

And so I face the final curtain.

My friend, I???ll say it clear,

I???ll state my case, of which I???m certain.

 

I???ve lived a life that???s full.

I???ve traveled each and ev???ry highway;

And more, much more than this,

I did it my way.

 

Regrets, I???ve had a few;

But then again, too few to mention.

I did what I had to do

And saw it through without exemption.

 

I planned each charted course;

Each careful step along the byway,

But more, much more than this,

I did it my way.

 

Yes, there were times, I???m sure you knew

When I bit off more than I could chew.

But through it all, when there was doubt,

I ate it up and spit it out.

I faced it all and I stood tall;

And did it my way.

 

I???ve loved, I???ve laughed and cried.

I???ve had my fill; my share of losing.

And now, as tears subside,

I find it all so amusing.

 

To think I did all that;

And may I say - not in a shy way,

No, oh no not me,

I did it my way.

 

For what is a man, what has he got?

If not himself, then he has naught.

To say the things he truly feels;

And not the words of one who kneels.

The record shows I took the blows -

And did it my way!

Look, I'm off work with diarrhoea and my clackervalve is pumping it out like crop spray. I daren't get halfway through the tale and then have to run off to further pebbledash the pan. There's residue still there from 6 o clock this morn that won't budge, it's f??ckin spot welded on.

 

I used to like boozing in Tyldesley when I worked nights. Kip till about 2 or 3, wander to Skenners and bury 95p a pint ale till about 8, then go to work again.

 

Anyway, up Tyldesley one night my mate and his mate pulled these birds quite early in the night. They went back to one of the bird's houses who only lived round the corner but one of them fell asleep, leaving two lads to one bird. My mate went off to make a brew, when he went back in the front room his mate was giving her one doggy fashion so he thought 'in for a penny, in for a pound.'

 

'Oi love, do you mind giving me a blowjob while he's giving you one?'

 

To which she replied...

 

'No I don't mind but can you make sure you cum in my mouth and not in my face? I don't want you to smudge my make up because I'm turning back out again yet.'

 

is 'your mate' ..... you or the person we both know?

I'd have learnt some languages at school and fcked off abroad!

i wouldnt have forwarded that email............

is 'your mate' ..... you or the person we both know?

 

First, no, and second I don't want to plaster my mate's name all over the net, especially in reference to something like that but look up JIMMY ROWE in the phone book.

or the person we both know?

 

Thirdly, I've not a clue to whom you refer