November 29, 200520 yr Most of you have just experienced your first football trip abroad and now its the be all and end all. There is more than one beer in the world other than superbok and there are other squares in the world where we can put flags up. Get over it and get a life and start saving up for the next one.
November 30, 200520 yr I simply cannot believe how miserable some of you lot are. I'll bet you hate Christmas too! Christmas is just another shameless piece of commercialisation. It started out as a supposed celebration of the birth 3 weeks earlier of somebody who didn't really exist.
November 30, 200520 yr celebration of the birth 3 weeks earlier of somebody who didn't really exist. this person who didn't exist how you know that?
November 30, 200520 yr Sorry, just my opinion. As in the Bible is the greatest selling work of fiction.
November 30, 200520 yr when we are back in the 3rd division, we'll be talking about these trips. Correct ! ... although, I do feel Jay's fishing a little !
November 30, 200520 yr I simply cannot believe how miserable some of you lot are. I'll bet you hate Christmas too! Christmas is just another shameless piece of commercialisation. It started out as a supposed celebration of the birth 3 weeks earlier of somebody who didn't really exist. Traf, Do you believe Julius Caesar existed?
November 30, 200520 yr course he played centrehalf for us a couple of times last season Yes and he makes a decent salad too.
November 30, 200520 yr As in the Bible is the greatest selling work of fiction. Adam and Eve created Kane and Abel. One son killed the other ( murder) Adam and Eve are not reported to have had any other children,so therefor Eve mustve humped her son/sons tocontinue the human race ( incest) This may explain the fact that Bibles sell very well in Blackburn, as it justifies their interbreeding. Oh its ok brother, its what Gods children do........ I do believe that their are many factual events in the Bible, but unfortunatley there are a lot of utter c*ck in it too. I cant believe the water into wine thing,ive begged water to become vodka, it just doesnt work. I do believe jesus existed, i believe he was a hippy/healer/homeopath/herbalist/yoga/ religious type man with genuine love and care for others. Something about his nature made people trust, respect and follow him, i do not however, believe he was the Son of God, and im not sure if i believe in God. I dont believe he performed millions of miracles, too many stories have been passed around to 'big him up', i dont think that was nescessary- i think he sounded like a nice guy on his own merit. Im by no means religious- but i do feel that within every religion there is a person/persons who was simply an extraordinary spiritual and loving person- who has then been epitomised as the centre of that religion, and been exagerated about. I sometimes wear a beautiful cross. Not as a religious symbol, but to signify the power of the sun, moon, universe etc coming down ( the vertical), through and into the Earth ( horizontal), giving the planet the gift of life. Life and love is my religion,my home is my church, my family are my priest and congregation. I need no place of worship,no religious handbook, no fear of the day of reckoning to know right from wrong, or to be a good person. If there is such a thing as Heaven and the Pearly Gates,will they refuse to let me in cos i stopped going to Sunday school?? And back to Trafs point ( major gone off on a tangent), any religious handbook will be largely tosh. Missus C Saintly and Simple
November 30, 200520 yr As in the Bible is the greatest selling work of fiction. Adam and Eve created Kane and Abel. One son killed the other ( murder) Adam and Eve are not reported to have had any other children,so therefor Eve mustve humped her son/sons tocontinue the human race ( incest) This may explain the fact that Bibles sell very well in Blackburn, as it justifies their interbreeding. Oh its ok brother, its what Gods children do........ I do believe that their are many factual events in the Bible, but unfortunatley there are a lot of utter c*ck in it too. I cant believe the water into wine thing,ive begged water to become vodka, it just doesnt work. I do believe jesus existed, i believe he was a hippy/healer/homeopath/herbalist/yoga/ religious type man with genuine love and care for others. Something about his nature made people trust, respect and follow him, i do not however, believe he was the Son of God, and im not sure if i believe in God. I dont believe he performed millions of miracles, too many stories have been passed around to 'big him up', i dont think that was nescessary- i think he sounded like a nice guy on his own merit. Im by no means religious- but i do feel that within every religion there is a person/persons who was simply an extraordinary spiritual and loving person- who has then been epitomised as the centre of that religion, and been exagerated about. I sometimes wear a beautiful cross. Not as a religious symbol, but to signify the power of the sun, moon, universe etc coming down ( the vertical), through and into the Earth ( horizontal), giving the planet the gift of life. Life and love is my religion,my home is my church, my family are my priest and congregation. I need no place of worship,no religious handbook, no fear of the day of reckoning to know right from wrong, or to be a good person. If there is such a thing as Heaven and the Pearly Gates,will they refuse to let me in cos i stopped going to Sunday school?? And back to Trafs point ( major gone off on a tangent), any religious handbook will be largely tosh. Missus C Saintly and Simple you are ragging a priest ??
November 30, 200520 yr As in the Bible is the greatest selling work of fiction. Adam and Eve created Kane and Abel. Wasn't that one of Jeffrey Archer's books? (I don't read his stuff, honest, but my dad used to.)
November 30, 200520 yr the bible is a fairy tale. fact anyone who believes that a bloke called noah built a boat at the age of 600, or that a wench can get one in the oven without even a sniff of c??ck, is a niave tit who I would love to sell a second hand car to. you can just imagine it in mary's house 'honey, I'm pregnant' Joe 'hows that happen then? I've not been anywhere near you, i've been relying on the goat for my manlust' mary 'it's a miracle from god' joe 'do yo think I was born yesterday you dopey slut?' mary 'honest joe, i've not been shagging about, its a gift from god. clowns
November 30, 200520 yr reckon it might have been one of those 3 shepherds myself. whilst joey was down the carpenters shop, I bet one of those hairy arsed sheep shearers was banging Mary like a shit house door. in fact, I believe it says such things in the koran
November 30, 200520 yr As in the Bible is the greatest selling work of fiction. Adam and Eve created Kane and Abel. One son killed the other ( murder) Adam and Eve are not reported to have had any other children,so therefor Eve mustve humped her son/sons tocontinue the human race ( incest) This may explain the fact that Bibles sell very well in Blackburn, as it justifies their interbreeding. Oh its ok brother, its what Gods children do........ I do believe that their are many factual events in the Bible, but unfortunatley there are a lot of utter c*ck in it too. I cant believe the water into wine thing,ive begged water to become vodka, it just doesnt work. I do believe jesus existed, i believe he was a hippy/healer/homeopath/herbalist/yoga/ religious type man with genuine love and care for others. Something about his nature made people trust, respect and follow him, i do not however, believe he was the Son of God, and im not sure if i believe in God. I dont believe he performed millions of miracles, too many stories have been passed around to 'big him up', i dont think that was nescessary- i think he sounded like a nice guy on his own merit. Im by no means religious- but i do feel that within every religion there is a person/persons who was simply an extraordinary spiritual and loving person- who has then been epitomised as the centre of that religion, and been exagerated about. I sometimes wear a beautiful cross. Not as a religious symbol, but to signify the power of the sun, moon, universe etc coming down ( the vertical), through and into the Earth ( horizontal), giving the planet the gift of life. Life and love is my religion,my home is my church, my family are my priest and congregation. I need no place of worship,no religious handbook, no fear of the day of reckoning to know right from wrong, or to be a good person. If there is such a thing as Heaven and the Pearly Gates,will they refuse to let me in cos i stopped going to Sunday school?? And back to Trafs point ( major gone off on a tangent), any religious handbook will be largely tosh. Missus C Saintly and Simple
November 30, 200520 yr the bible is a fairy tale. fact anyone who believes that a bloke called noah built a boat at the age of 600, or that a wench can get one in the oven without even a sniff of c??ck, is a niave tit who I would love to sell a second hand car to. you can just imagine it in mary's house 'honey, I'm pregnant' Joe 'hows that happen then? I've not been anywhere near you, i've been relying on the goat for my manlust' mary 'it's a miracle from god' joe 'do yo think I was born yesterday you dopey slut?' mary 'honest joe, i've not been shagging about, its a gift from god. clowns Didn't know Widnes' first name was Joe
December 1, 200520 yr As in the Bible is the greatest selling work of fiction. Adam and Eve created Kane and Abel. Wasn't that one of Jeffrey Archer's books? (I don't read his stuff, honest, but my dad used to.) Jeffrey Archer did write Kane and Abel, in between being a lying smug Tory c??nt.
December 1, 200520 yr the bible is a fairy tale. Amen to that For example: The following is from an excellent site http://www.nobeliefs.com/DarkBible/darkbible4.htm : Biblical Pornography "Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses." (Ezekiel 23: 19-21) "and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions." (Ezekiel 23: 21, NRSV) Comment The story of the sister whores, Aholah and Aholibah gives a moral lesson against the sins of the flesh. But why does God have to describe their adventures in such pornographic detail? Does God love porn? What parent would want their children reading verse 21 about comparing the size of men's penises to donkey genitals and the sperm flow to that of horse issues? As any adult religious parent might believe, such lustful descriptions, if culled from secular sources, would corrupt children should they happen to read them. Should it not also corrupt children if read from the Bible?
Most of you have just experienced your first football trip abroad and now its the be all and end all.
There is more than one beer in the world other than superbok and there are other squares in the world where we can put flags up.
Get over it and get a life and start saving up for the next one.