PS, are there any farms or fields filled with goats around central Paris?

 

No you simpleton, he's already told you they're in this velodrome thing

 

Your players should be carefull because it seems that if you put 11 goats with the jersey of marseille in the velodrome (it s the name of the stadium) they are capable of beating brazil.

 

Sounds as if Widnes is sorted

goats on bikes???

Proof!

wheres the best place to go for a pint without getting attacked or things thrown at are heads

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TRIP I LL BE VERY HAPPY TO RESPOND (atmosphere stadium tickets fans )

 

Where can dirty women be found in Nice, some of the lads don't mind paying 8-[

Paris, I'm in Paris next weekend, can you pick me up at CDG and take me to my hotel

 

You can tell me more about Marseille on the way

 

Ta

Widnes

 

Is this some kind of internet cottaging taking place?

Bonjour Paris

 

When I was in Paris in 98, a dirty turk wanted to f??ck me in the bogs of a bar near Gard du Nord.

 

Not been back since.

 

Smiffs

Bonjour Paris

 

When I was in Paris in 98, a dirty turk wanted to f??ck me in the bogs of a bar near Gard du Nord.

 

Not been back home since.

 

Smiffs

Not been back since.

 

how long did you wait for him?

 

he came up to me at the bar and started putting his percy pointer finger in and out of his other hand and smiling. I told him to f??ck off, which he did, then 5 minutes later I went for a piss and the filthy c??nt followed me into the bogs. :evil:

 

A couple of the lads saw it and the turk made a sharp exit. We came back out and he was with his mates then and started to kick off with us. Being polite respectable englishmen on the back of a 4 day bender, it didnt take much.

 

smiffs.......anal virgin and proud

 

THIS IS FOR TRAF ASSISTANT MANAGER! I M IN MONTPELLIER BECAUSE I STUDY THERE BUT IF YOU DON T BELIEVE IT I LL BE VERY HAPPY TO INVITE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS IN OUR END IN PARIS!!!! YOU LL LOVE THE SHOW AND I M SURE YOU LL BELIEVE I M A PARIS FAN WHEN YOU LL ENTER THE PARC WITH MY MEMBERS CARD

THIS IS FOR TRAF ASSISTANT MANAGER! I M IN MONTPELLIER BECAUSE I STUDY THERE BUT IF YOU DON T BELIEVE IT I LL BE VERY HAPPY TO INVITE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS IN OUR END IN PARIS!!!! YOU LL LOVE THE SHOW AND I M SURE YOU LL BELIEVE I M A PARIS FAN WHEN YOU LL ENTER THE PARC WITH MY MEMBERS CARD

 

Does Sammy Lee know about this.

THIS IS FOR TRAF ASSISTANT MANAGER! I M IN MONTPELLIER BECAUSE I STUDY THERE BUT IF YOU DON T BELIEVE IT I LL BE VERY HAPPY TO INVITE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS IN OUR END IN PARIS!!!! YOU LL LOVE THE SHOW AND I M SURE YOU LL BELIEVE I M A PARIS FAN WHEN YOU LL ENTER THE PARC WITH MY MEMBERS CARD

 

You're on.

 

I'll let you know when I can make it and you can take me to the game.

COOL TRAF YOU RE MORE THAN WELCOME!!!!! IF YOU PASS BY MONTPELLIER YOU RE ALSO WELCOME IT S FULL OF STUDENTS ESPECIALLY GIRLS,GOOD CLUBS,AND OBVIOUSLY GIRLS!!!!! FOR EXEMPLE BEFORE THE GAME IN MARSEILLE.

FOR WIDNESS TWO HATS you can find dirty woman on the "promenade des anglais" you ll just have to walk and they ll find your friends.(by the way they are ragging beautiful)If your friends don t mind paying I m sure that these girls don t mind takin their money for some dirty games in their hotel!!!!!!! :D/

Marseille is invincible in Europe this season at the Velodrome so you have to loose !! MARSEILLE 3 - Lazio Rome 0 MARSEILLE 5 Deportivo La Corogne 1 etc .. O:)

FOR WIDNESS TWO HATS you can find dirty woman on the "promenade des anglais" you ll just have to walk and they ll find your friends.(by the way they are ragging beautiful)If your friends don t mind paying I m sure that these girls don t mind takin their money for some dirty games in their hotel!!!!!!! :D/

 

Is he taking the piss. That's the away end isn't it :-s

Do French girls give out easier than English girls?

 

Unshaven armpits, ooh la la!

FOR WIDNESS TWO HATS  you can find dirty woman on the "promenade des anglais" you ll just have to walk and they ll find your friends.(by the way they are ragging beautiful)If your friends don t mind paying I m sure that these girls don t mind takin their money for some dirty games in their hotel!!!!!!! :D/

 

Well who'd have thought it, we're staying in the West End hotel on the promenade des anglais, what a coincidence :^o

the promenade des anglais has hotels on one side and the beach on the other.

 

smiffs.

 

(judith charmers has f??ck all on me)

 

never seen any toms there though.

the promenade des anglais has hotels on one side and the beach on the other.

 

smiffs.

 

(judith charmers has f??ck all on me)

 

never seen any toms there though.

 

Smiffs is right.

The authorites of Nice don't allow such things on the Prom. It is considered far too posh for slags. Find where the local sandwogs live and as sure as eggs are eggs, you'll find the tarts nearby.

That theory tends to work in most larger European cities.

When I went to Nice I saw ladies of the night on the sea front road in front of the old town.

When I went to Nice I saw ladies of the night on the sea front road in front of the old town.

 

What sort of money would they want to bang a drawing pin into my buttocks with a 1973 Look In annual?

 

Oh and they have to be wearing wellies filled with warm custard