no balls Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 Serious answer now.....I got out of it about 10 years ago. I got it referred twice & they've never asked me again. First time I wrote a letter as I was having surgery at the time & would be in hospital (a boob job believe it or not!). Second time I told them I had just been promoted (nothing to do with the new boobs though!) and it would hinder my career to be off work for any length of time. I was a bit gutted really now I look back as I bet it's a bit of a laugh. You could always fein mental illness when they're picking the jury though if they still want you to do it. pics before and after please... purely for medical education of course. Oh you'll be disappointed...I've had em made smaller Dr. Homer!
no balls Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 christ that errr..........different. You didn't see em before mate....they were....err, scary! 8-[
Burndens Bogs Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 Serious answer now.....I got out of it about 10 years ago. I got it referred twice & they've never asked me again. First time I wrote a letter as I was having surgery at the time & would be in hospital (A BOOB JOB believe it or not!). Second time I told them I had just been promoted (nothing to do with the new boobs though!) and it would hinder my career to be off work for any length of time. I was a bit gutted really now I look back as I bet it's a bit of a laugh. You could always fein mental illness when they're picking the jury though if they still want you to do it. A boob job 10 years ago? have they been replaced yet - or will that be your excuse if you get called for jury service again
no balls Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 Serious answer now.....I got out of it about 10 years ago. I got it referred twice & they've never asked me again. First time I wrote a letter as I was having surgery at the time & would be in hospital (A BOOB JOB believe it or not!). Second time I told them I had just been promoted (nothing to do with the new boobs though!) and it would hinder my career to be off work for any length of time. I was a bit gutted really now I look back as I bet it's a bit of a laugh. You could always fein mental illness when they're picking the jury though if they still want you to do it. A boob job 10 years ago? have they been replaced yet - or will that be your excuse if you get called for jury service again Good thinking mate but you've obviously not read the thread...it was a reduction!!
Guest Biff Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 So I have to look out on the No 13 bus for a girl with small boobs.
Guest vjbwfc Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 all you have to do is say you know the defendent ! end of ! then they will have to exclude you from jury service , freind of mine did it in january this year =; and he got away with out doing it .
Guest Biff Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 To get out of jury service get a job that exempts you from such service.
HomerJay Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 To get out of jury service get a job that exempts you from such service. judge?
Bea Smith Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 To get out of jury service get a job that exempts you from such service. judge? the accused?
Exiled Girl Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 You have to get a signed doctors cert ........... But its really interesting i did it 5 years ago !! What good would a signed doctor's certificate do for someone who's self-employed? To show possibly due to illness cannot attend !! Therefore he wouldnt lose his earnings But if he was ill, he wouldn't be able to work. Not working = no money.
SatanGreavsie Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 To get out of jury service get a job that exempts you from such service. vicar
Exiled Girl Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 To get out of jury service get a job that exempts you from such service. vicar Didn't that change under the Criminal Justice Act 2003?
SatanGreavsie Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 To get out of jury service get a job that exempts you from such service. vicar Didn't that change under the Criminal Justice Act 2003? fcuk knows
Exiled Girl Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 To get out of jury service get a job that exempts you from such service. vicar Didn't that change under the Criminal Justice Act 2003? fcuk knows So you aren't familiar with the Criminal Justice Act 2003? You're eligible now according to this! As a result of the 2003 Criminal Justice Act, every person on the electoral roll, (who has lived in the UK for five years) is eligible for jury service. The only exceptions are people deemed to have "mental disorders", people over 70 years-old or people who have been disqualified from jury service, such as those with criminal convictions. This means you will be liable to attend jury service, regardless of your job or commitments. Before the Act was passed, members of the armed forces, practising doctors, nurses, midwives, dentists, vets and chemists could all be excused from jury service, this is no longer the case. Although members of the armed service may be excluded if their commanding officer can certify that it would be, "prejudicial to the efficiency of the service if that member were to be required to be absent from duty".
Smiffs Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 So I have to look out on the No 13 bus for a girl with small boobs. f??ckin hell Biff, thats how gary glitter started off. [-(
Guest Biff Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 So I have to look out on the No 13 bus for a girl with small boobs. f??ckin hell Biff, thats how gary glitter started off. [-( This is No balls we are talking about.
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