Benitez sent scouts out around the world looking for a new striker to replace Michael Owen who had gone to Newcastle.

 

One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.

 

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Man Utd with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on the field he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

 

When the lad comes off the pitch, he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. "Hello mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won.

 

Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me".

 

"Wonderful," says his mum. "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters while you were having a great time!"

 

With this news, the young lad is very upset. "What can I say mum, except I'm so sorry".

 

"Sorry!" exclaims his mum. "It's your fault we all moved to Liverpool in the first ragging place!"

Who's going to have the pleasure of producing our resident lady!?

In fairness, Stan is retarded, so it's probably took him 3 years to get the joke.

In fairness, Stan is retarded, so it's probably took him 3 years to get the joke.

 

 

 

i see you aint changed

That's right.

I still think you're a dim Fenian.

That's right.

I still think you're a dim Fenian.

 

 

i see, hmmmmmmmmm!!!! i think that makes you really clever, what school did you go to i,m amazed by your cleverness :-$

That's right.

I still think you're a dim Fenian.

 

 

i see, hmmmmmmmmm!!!! i think that makes you really clever, what school did you go to i,m amazed by your cleverness :-$

 

Hopefully, a school which taught him the difference between commas and apostrophes.................................

That's right.

I still think you're a dim Fenian.

 

 

i see, hmmmmmmmmm!!!! i think that makes you really clever, what school did you go to i,m amazed by your cleverness :-$

 

Hopefully, a school which taught him the difference between commas and apostrophes.................................

 

'kin el bolty it's not taken you long to join in the Stan baiting!!!

I would hazard a guess that my education was somewhat better than Stan's, without disclosing the school I attended.

 

But, for the record, Stan, it was a large building on Chorley New Road that dates back to the 1400's. :-$

I would hazard a guess that my education was somewhat better than Stan's, without disclosing the school I attended.

 

But, for the record, Stan, it was a large building on Chorley New Road that dates back to the 1400's. :-$

 

you school opened at 2 pm ??

Aye, flexi-time.

I would hazard a guess that my education was somewhat better than Stan's, without disclosing the school I attended.

 

But, for the record, Stan, it was a large building on Chorley New Road that dates back to the 1400's. :-$

Traf founder member school pupil :-$

Is cleverness even a word?

Is cleverness even a word?

 

 

'cleverness'

noun

the power of creative imagination

intelligence as manifested in being quick and witty

the property of being ingenious: "a plot of great ingenuity"

 

I thank you!

Cheers No Balls, just sounds like an awkward word.

Cheers No Balls, just sounds like an awkward word.

 

 

not as awkward as 'super'. I've got a nasty lisp you see!!

:D/

Thoopa!

Thoopa!

 

 

That's it!!

Cheers No Balls, just sounds like an awkward word.

 

 

not as awkward as 'super'. I've got a nasty lisp you see!!

:D/

 

Big breaths?

I would hazard a guess that my education was somewhat better than Stan's, without disclosing the school I attended.

 

But, for the record, Stan, it was a large building on Chorley New Road that dates back to the 1400's. :-$

 

Woodside?

I would hazard a guess that my education was somewhat better than Stan's, without disclosing the school I attended.

 

But, for the record, Stan, it was a large building on Chorley New Road that dates back to the 1400's. :-$

 

Incidentally, from what I remember having being mentioned before, I think Stan went to the same school that I went to.

 

 

 

 

Obviously, standards slipped after I left, once they let boys in.

Obviously, standards slipped after I left, once they let boys in.

 

F??ck off

 

And, there's absolutely no way that, that idiot along a ding dong went to the same school as me, none whatsoever

Obviously, standards slipped after I left, once they let boys in.

 

F??ck off

 

And, there's absolutely no way that, that idiot along a ding dong went to the same school as me, none whatsoever

 

 

I was hoping you'd turn up.

I would hazard a guess that my education was somewhat better than Stan's, without disclosing the school I attended.

 

But, for the record, Stan, it was a large building on Chorley New Road that dates back to the 1400's. :-$

 

Incidentally, from what I remember having being mentioned before, I think Stan went to the same school that I went to.

 

 

 

 

Obviously, standards slipped after I left, once they let boys in.

 

 

 

 

 

i went mount saint josephs :-$ :-$

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