August 9, 200620 yr Is that the worst domesticated pet smell? Are you not thinking about Cat P*ss? That has got to be the worse. :-&
August 9, 200620 yr Author Working down a back ginnel today, and i have never seen has many cats, and when the sun is beating down on the many droppings, the smell is worse than a unwashed Wigginer.
August 9, 200620 yr Working down a back ginnel today, and i have never seen has many cats, and when the sun is beating down on the many droppings, the smell is worse than a unwashed Wigginer. tautology alert !
August 9, 200620 yr I bought a 2.2 air rifle for cats and squirrels, I feel like ElmaThudd every weekend waiting for the f'uckers to come in my garden
August 9, 200620 yr I bought a 2.2 air rifle for cats and squirrels, I feel like ElmaThudd every weekend waiting for the f'uckers to come in my garden Nothing to be proud of.
August 10, 200620 yr I bought a 2.2 air rifle for cats and squirrels, I feel like ElmaThudd every weekend waiting for the f'uckers to come in my garden Nothing to be proud of. aye but if he felt like Elmer Fudd it would be!
August 10, 200620 yr I bought a 2.2 air rifle for cats and squirrels, I feel like ElmaThudd every weekend waiting for the f'uckers to come in my garden Nothing to be proud of. if you stop your flea ridden moggy from shitting in other folks gardens and scratching plants up, folk like me and athywhite wont want rid of the little f??ckers
August 10, 200620 yr i once had a cat that kept shitting under my telly. i cured the b@stard i cut the legs off the telly
August 10, 200620 yr There's a few that congregate in our garden and decide to give it a chrous together during the early hours! I could do with a 2.2 air rifle! Cat shit all over the garden and the cheeky bastards sunbathe on the shed roof! One 'tabby' cocky bastard just stares at me when I throw bricks at the fucker!
August 10, 200620 yr I bought a 2.2 air rifle for cats and squirrels, I feel like ElmaThudd every weekend waiting for the f'uckers to come in my garden Nothing to be proud of. I'll tell you something 'mate', I am very proud of protecting my home from vermin, if you like those 'cute' little squirrels come round here and take as many as you want, they are tree rats, vermin and should be shot, let a couple inyour house and se the damage they do, believe me you WOULD shoot them, as for cats they are vermin that p'iss and s'hit all over your plants I've shot a couple recently with the Karcher
August 10, 200620 yr I bought a 2.2 air rifle for cats and squirrels, I feel like ElmaThudd every weekend waiting for the f'uckers to come in my garden Nothing to be proud of. I'll tell you something 'mate', I am very proud of protecting my home from vermin, if you like those 'cute' little squirrels come round here and take as many as you want, they are tree rats, vermin and should be shot, let a couple inyour house and se the damage they do, believe me you WOULD shoot them, as for cats they are vermin that p'iss and s'hit all over your plants I've shot a couple recently with the Karcher Just set the dog on em!! simple!
August 10, 200620 yr I bought a 2.2 air rifle for cats and squirrels, I feel like ElmaThudd every weekend waiting for the f'uckers to come in my garden Nothing to be proud of. I'll tell you something 'mate', I am very proud of protecting my home from vermin, if you like those 'cute' little squirrels come round here and take as many as you want, they are tree rats, vermin and should be shot, let a couple inyour house and se the damage they do, believe me you WOULD shoot them, as for cats they are vermin that p'iss and s'hit all over your plants I've shot a couple recently with the Karcher Shot em with the karcher? It was a .22 a few minutes ago... B&Q, Leigh's local arms dealer. And for the record, my cat is well looked afetr, does not have fleas, does not get kicked out of the house all day and night, and has her own place to shit....A litter tray. Don't think all animal owners don't give a fcuk about other peoples property, so please try to give a fcuk about ours. But shoot as many squirrels as you like, cos they are vermin.
August 10, 200620 yr cats are shit they do fcuk all but sleep and only show any kind of affection when they want feeding they cant even bring you the fuckin newspaper they are ok as fluffy kittens (in a microwave) but when they grow up they are nowt but selfish little fuckers who shit in other folks gardens. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1452666.stm this woman got off for microwaving one of the little fkers coz one is its fleas bt her, and quite right too.
August 10, 200620 yr I like cats.. got 3 and they sh??te all over my next door neighbours garden. They never touch mine though They all know their name and the youngest one called Basil rips my wife's fingers to shred if she tries to stroke him but does nothing but purr if I go near him. The little bugger will carry on bringing dead or crippled rodents into the house though.
August 11, 200619 yr all cats should be gassed. Nuke the fookers. Export them to their country of origin. Oops, sorry, wrong thread 8-[ Can't stand the little bastuds though. Dogs are mans best friend (not in the Keith Lard sense though).
August 11, 200619 yr Dogs for some, cats for others.......But no excuse for cruelty to any of them. The reason some cats are tw'ts is because their owners don't give a fook about them, and just kick them out to do their own thing (bit like their kids) so Smiffs must live in a chav cat area, where if they could they would wear fake Burberry caps and Rockport boots! Anyway, mini rant over. PS Who would want to read a paper full of dog spit anyway?
August 11, 200619 yr Dogs for some, cats for others.......But no excuse for cruelty to any of them. The reason some cats are tw'ts is because their owners don't give a fook about them, and just kick them out to do their own thing (bit like their kids) so Smiffs must live in a chav cat area, where if they could they would wear fake Burberry caps and Rockport boots! Anyway, mini rant over. PS Who would want to read a paper full of dog spit anyway? Cats should be put in a sack & thrown in a river as kittens. The only decent cats are the biiiiiiiig f*cking ones in Africa. I want a Lion as my next pet
August 11, 200619 yr Dogs for some, cats for others.......But no excuse for cruelty to any of them. The reason some cats are tw'ts is because their owners don't give a fook about them, and just kick them out to do their own thing (bit like their kids) so Smiffs must live in a chav cat area, where if they could they would wear fake Burberry caps and Rockport boots! Anyway, mini rant over. PS Who would want to read a paper full of dog spit anyway? No, I live in Royal Pennington and am surrounded by cats owned by rich stay at home wives who drive Mercedes. We have a dog, not the reason why I dislike cats, tis the wifes from before we met. It shits within the boundaries of our own property. Not next door. Or next door but one. It shits in our garden. And I clear it up daily. It doens rip up next doors plants either. It can also bring the the paper when the little p??ki man delivers it. When we go to the park, the dog shits, and the wife picks it up with an asda bag. Tis the wifes dog and I am not picking up warm shit. Scooping up with a shovel when hardened, yes, soft warm shit, no, tis the responsibility of the owner. You cannot train a cat not to shit where it wants nor scratch up plants nomatter how posh or chav they are. You may have a litter tray but if it is lying on next doors sun lounger and needs a shit it isnt going to nip home. It shits in the flower beds, buries it then the owner of said flower bed puts up with the stench and digs up the aforementioned shit when weeding. So, to conclude, cats are shit.
August 11, 200619 yr I bought a 2.2 air rifle for cats and squirrels, I feel like ElmaThudd every weekend waiting for the f'uckers to come in my garden Nothing to be proud of. I'll tell you something 'mate', I am very proud of protecting my home from vermin, if you like those 'cute' little squirrels come round here and take as many as you want, they are tree rats, vermin and should be shot, let a couple inyour house and se the damage they do, believe me you WOULD shoot them, as for cats they are vermin that p'iss and s'hit all over your plants I've shot a couple recently with the Karcher Shot em with the karcher? It was a .22 a few minutes ago... B&Q, Leigh's local arms dealer. And for the record, my cat is well looked afetr, does not have fleas, does not get kicked out of the house all day and night, and has her own place to shit....A litter tray. Don't think all animal owners don't give a fcuk about other peoples property, so please try to give a fcuk about ours. But shoot as many squirrels as you like, cos they are vermin. #-o Shot squirrels with 2.2, shot cats with karcher. Is that clear enough for you. (You aren't allowed to shoot cats with a gun for some f'uckin unknown reason)
Is that the worst domesticated pet smell?