My mate says she is sick of being single. She even has thought of going speed dating (which I would be dragged to as well, now I am a sad lonely spinster who is going to end up living at home with parents forever!).

 

Was wondering how people on here met their fellas/missus/goat?

 

Suppose there is hope for us all if Fenny can get someone!! :p

at work i was her supervisor now shes the boss

at work i was her supervisor now shes the boss

 

work? bet that made for some interesting dinner hours in the store cupboards?

My mate says she is sick of being single. She even has thought of going speed dating (which I would be dragged to as well, now I am a sad lonely spinster who is going to end up living at home with parents forever!).

 

Was wondering how people on here met their fellas/missus/goat?

 

Suppose there is hope for us all if Fenny can get someone!! :p

 

 

Speed dating is fun if you just go expecting nothing but want a good night out. Though the venue needs to be chosen wisely

bobs, spend your evenings in your local supermarket with a trolley full of decent stuff, fruit, veg, wine, and the odd item of underwear, then look around for single blokes buying pizzas and lager. If they have nappies in their trolley, give a wide berth. same goes for lads with a copy of 'gay times' magazine in their basket (if you cant see if it is this publication then the fact that they are walking round in a frock might assist you)

 

wont take long to target someone. supermarkets are full of bored lonely wimmin wanting cock.

 

dont however walk round with a trolly containing only baby oil, a cucumber, and a bottle of tia maria. you'll get loads of notrights pawing at you.

I met previous partner just in the PUB..........Don't do clubs !!

 

 

 

Best to catch their eye before they get gary nevilleed !!

 

He phoned me 3 weeks later and called me DAPHNE errm what !!!

 

 

 

Speed dating is suppose to be a laugh if nowt else

 

 

 

Single Life is Good !!

Suppose there is hope for us all if Fenny can get someone!! :p

 

 

I met my wife at a dance. Which was a shock because I thought she had gone to visit her mother.

My ex i knew from school but didnt get together with him until years later (1997)

 

Would have been 9 years this month!!!

 

Oh well single life aint that bad

I met previous partner just in the PUB..........Don't do clubs !!

 

 

He phoned me 3 weeks later and called me DAPHNE

 

He probably rang to tell you he'd just had DAPHNE tattoed accross his chest ::::::::::::::

I don't think speed dating as such a good idea myself. How can you tell what someone's like after 5 minutes or however long it takes? Surely it's only the aesthetics they've noticed in that time.

What's wrong with the good old fashioned talking to a bloke in a pub? Speed dating seems a little contrived. Alibob, get your mate down the pub looking top notch, she'll be reet.

Alibob, get your mate down the GRIFFIN looking top notch, she'll be reet.

I was thinking the Balmoral, but I suppose the Griffin'll do!

I WAS IN THE BALMORAL ON SUNDAY NIGHT - DONT ASK WHY. SCARY .

 

ANYWAY - JUST GET YER MATES PHOTO ON HERE - I,M SURE SHE,LL GET OFFERS OF ROMANCE !

I WAS IN THE BALMORAL ON SUNDAY NIGHT - DONT ASK WHY. SCARY .

 

ANYWAY - JUST GET YER MATES PHOTO ON HERE - I,M SURE SHE,LL GET OFFERS OF ROMANCE !

 

Ask her if she's ever had cramp?

Single = ugly.

A norks pic might help.

Speed dating? wots that?

 

Having been out of circulation since the mid eightes do I take it that the aim is to get the chatting up out of the way in under 5 mins then its straight to bed?

 

If so that sound good to me.

 

A lot harder in my day but once you'd copped it was unprotected luurrve any which way. Trouble was the girls back then started talking about stupid stuff on the second or third date like engagement rings and bottom drawers.

Girls why not just answer these simple questions and im sure there'll be plenty young men PMing you...

 

Age:

Bra Size:

Swallow?:

Ass?:

I met mrs jazza's mother on the internet but ended up marrying her daughter.

 

Do you think I could get on Trisha even though I don't own a shellsuit?

have you shagged her mum?

have you shagged her mum?

 

 

No

I bet you have.

My mate

 

the old 'my mate' line

 

Mmmmm....er.....dating....Gawd im shit at that stuff.

easy to chat to blokes in pubs, but meeting whilst pissed is a bit dodgy, you have lower standards when drunk!!

Ive met most partners through friends and family ( not the BT call package).

If i was single id be totally lost as to where to meet someone new.

Theres a series on at the moment called 'How to find a husband'- i realise you dont want a husband( neither do i for that matter!!), but its great fun and full of mad stunts she does to meet new men. Like joining martial arts/boxing clubs etc cos theres lots of blokes there, chatting to folk on the bus/train etc.

Speed dating...give it a go Alibob, at the least it will be a good giggle.

Get a camera and clipboard, mooch round the town centre pretending youre doing an article for a magazine, research for a dating agency or anything you can think of. Its a way to chat to people and ask them stuff you wouldnt normally ask a stranger, just take a leap into madness and get creative.

if you just wanna get laid occasionally though find a f*ck buddy, someone who is attractive, good company- but youd never fall for and theyd never fall for you. I had a fcuk buddy for a while, a friend of a friend, great bloke, knew the score, never ever a problem. After a while we both started to feel the need for something 'more' but knew that we were not right for each other. So we called it quits. It was actually amazingly easy.

While im woffling about dating- i was in the sauna yesterday and heard a conversation between 2 other women. I had a good giggle to myself when i realised how women are becoming more and more demanding/in control of their sex lives. I think we are actually starting to view men as 'objects' . some gals even 'collect' them now. Predatory ladies are everywhere. Do you think we will become men??? ( i know im halfway there already, what with my whisker chin) and my hairy bollocks.

Poor bungle.

Cheer up...You won't be on the market too long.