....the Scouse twaats have something planned of there own........

 

http://www.talklfc.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=25170

 

This message is for all Liverpool supporters travelling to the Reebok Stadium for Saturday's match with Bolton Wanderers, managed by Sam "No, I didn't take a bung and I'll sue anyone who says otherwise" Allardyce.

 

Being a believer in "no smoke without fire" (it's instructive that, whereas everyone else turned round and said "Oh, I was only playing along - I knew I was being filmed", Newcastle have parted company with Kevin Bond), this columnist thinks that it would make a visual amusing spectacle if Liverpool fans could equip themselves with brown envelopes - ideally 'stuffed', but it's not mandatory - which could be waved in the general direction of the Bolton manager.

 

Seeing as he has determined to ban all BBC outlets from attending his press conferences, Aunty Beeb would no doubt love it (as Kevin Keegan used to say) if their highlights of the game that evening could feature clips of the crowd reminding Sam that you can't silence the people.

 

If you like this idea, please pass it on to other discussion boards and spread the word before Saturday.

I beg to differ. Stan Boardman always makes me laugh out loud.

 

Now I know you're taking the Michael!

 

That Tarbie, he's a card too. I will now take back my previous comment that not all Scousers are funny.

I beg to differ. Stan Boardman always makes me laugh out loud.

Showing your working class roots there Nat

http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/index.p...mp;#entry314925

 

Bextor and he doesn't even realise it.

 

Scousers, always a week behind

When I worked in Liverpool I was continually told that the people of Liverpool had a terrific sense of humour. The only trouble was I could never find out who had it at any particular time.

All the scousers will have brown envelopes, dont their dole cheques come in one?

How can I protest while sitting at home on my couch?

since I've got a bird, I'm not allowed out

 

Now I know you're taking the Michael!

 

That Tarbie, he's a card too. I will now take back my previous comment that not all Scousers are funny.

 

It???s no joke, Stand Boardman is a genius. I met him once at a charity event in Chester and he had the whole table in stitches. He didn???t need crude jokes or swearing to make people laugh, he was just a very sharp guy who was naturally funny.

 

To anyone who thinks one-trick pony Peter Kay is funny, try broadening your comedy horizons. Peter Kay is not funny.

I think Peter is very funny, That Peter Kay Thing is hysterical & he made that when he was still an unpopular fat lad from Daubhill.

 

Are you a Bury fan? You're really anti-Bolton.

I think Peter is very funny, That Peter Kay Thing is hysterical & he made that when he was still an unpopular fat lad from Daubhill.

 

Are you a Bury fan? You're really anti-Bolton.

 

I admit that Kay???s stand-up was funny when it first came out, but he???s been doing the same jokes for 5 years now. I was actually embarrassed one evening watching him on Parkinson because he was using EXACTLY the same jokes on there that he???d used at Liverpool the evening before.

 

I recently shared a warm Vimto with Dave Spikey in the Sun Hotel in Preston and he is clearly the brains behind Phoenix Nights.

Hate to ruin it for you Natasha but EVERY comedian uses the same jokes time after time

I admit that Kay???s stand-up was funny when it first came out, but he???s been doing the same jokes for 5 years now. I was actually embarrassed one evening watching him on Parkinson because he was using EXACTLY the same jokes on there that he???d used at Liverpool the evening before.

 

Now you are having a larf. Boardman's been regurgitating the same dirge since WW2. I don't think the Germans haven't bombed us for years.

I admit that Kay???s stand-up was funny when it first came out, but he???s been doing the same jokes for 5 years now. I was actually embarrassed one evening watching him on Parkinson because he was using EXACTLY the same jokes on there that he???d used at Liverpool the evening before.

 

I recently shared a warm Vimto with Dave Spikey in the Sun Hotel in Preston and he is clearly the brains behind Phoenix Nights.

 

All comedians do that - even the great Bill Hicks.

 

As for Dave Spikey - obviously a clever lad, he went to Oxford Grove Primary School, like me

All comedians do that - even the great Bill Hicks.

 

As for Dave Spikey - obviously a clever lad, he went to Oxford Grove Primary School, like me

 

It???s amazing how people from similar backgrounds can end up so different.

 

One ends up writing and appearing in one of the funniest comedies in tv history, the other spends all day on a football forum talking to his cyber friends.

All comedians do that - even the great Bill Hicks.

 

The short period covered by the general sale video output might give that impression. There is a lot more material available on CD and t'net.

peter kay has actually been on tour for 2 years, all comedians use the same material for a year or however long their tour lasts. He will be starting a new one in april sometime. (meaning new material)

Peter Kay is funny. But compared to Lee Evans he is sh1t. Lee Evans is the funniest guy ever, I have watched the same DVD a lot of times and still find it very funny.

It???s amazing how people from similar backgrounds can end up so different.

 

One ends up writing and appearing in one of the funniest comedies in tv history, the other spends all day on a football forum talking to his cyber friends.

 

I only some on here during the day ie while I'm at work. So I'm getting paid to go on here all day :p

 

As for you, I've read your retarded posts on the BBC website in the past. You wrote War & Peace with every post, which must have took you a loooooong time & just got laughed off there as well. I'm not the one claiming to know celebs/live in luxury & generally bigging myself up to impress others - when the reality is you're the chambermaid at some 2* hotel in the arse-end of Preston.

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I only some on here during the day ie while I'm at work. So I'm getting paid to go on here all day :p

 

As for you, I've read your retarded posts on the BBC website in the past. You wrote War & Peace with every post, which must have took you a loooooong time & just got laughed off there as well. I'm not the one claiming to know celebs/live in luxury & generally bigging myself up to impress others - when the reality is you're the chambermaid at some 2* hotel in the arse-end of Preston.

now now nothing wrong in beeing a working girl

Peter Kay is funny. But compared to Lee Evans he is sh1t. Lee Evans is the funniest guy ever, I have watched the same DVD a lot of times and still find it very funny.

 

I must disagree i think lee evans just does stupid actions when he doent get a laugh. He sweats too much and there is no such thing as a southerner being funnier than a northerner.

I must disagree i think lee evans just does stupid actions when he doent get a laugh. He sweats too much and there is no such thing as a southerner being funnier than a northerner.

 

Peter Sellers and Peter Cook could never get the mother-in-law joke quite right, could they?

Peter Sellers and Peter Cook could never get the mother-in-law joke quite right, could they?

 

Can't beat a bit of Ad Nauseum.

I think what the scousers plan to do is funny - We would do exactly the same if it was the other way round!!!!

I think what the scousers plan to do is funny - We would do exactly the same if it was the other way round!!!!

 

 

i have no problem with them taking the piss, jyst the old no smoke without fire shite.

I think what the scousers plan to do is funny - We would do exactly the same if it was the other way round!!!!

 

SEB!