BWFCOLINH58 Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 (edited) ipswich town have abandonned plans for a rugby team.... due to lack of hookers.... Edited December 13, 2006 by BWFCOLINH58
Piemon Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 ipswich town have abandonned plans for a rugby team.... due to lack of hookers.... very good Colin very good
HomerJay Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 news travels fast... 3rd time ive heard/read it today...
BWFCOLINH58 Posted December 14, 2006 Author Posted December 14, 2006 a dyslexic santa has been operating in ipswich....... he leaves prozzies under the tree
alibob Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 I text the first joke on this thread to a few of my friends. got told off for being offensive... if they think thats bad, they should see some of the stuff on here!!
BWFCOLINH58 Posted December 14, 2006 Author Posted December 14, 2006 I text the first joke on this thread to a few of my friends. got told off for being offensive... if they think thats bad, they should see some of the stuff on here!! try this one then.... a dyslexic santa has been operating in ipswich....... he leaves prozzies under the tree difference between mr kippling and the suffolk stranler..... kippling puts six tarts in a box
jakmacalf Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 you may think its cold here its minus five in ipswich
HomerJay Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 I text the first joke on this thread to a few of my friends. got told off for being offensive... if they think thats bad, they should see some of the stuff on here!! offensive to who? fuckin prostitutes?
Guest Biff Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 You always get a rash of jokes following any tragedy and you have to admit that while some of them may be funny they are in bad taste.
Smiffs Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 crackhead whores or not, they dont deserve that. at the end of the day it is still someone's daughter. smiffs liberal
george Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 of the 5 girls Gemma Adams and Annette Nicholls both had the good looks to take home ??1000 a week for 3 days work if they'd moved up to a Manchester parlour, stopped taking drugs and been guided correctly. No-one knows if they would make a go of it up here (Alan Brazil couldn't hack it) but the Strangler has denied them the chance to retire to Spain in their 40s. And there's nothing funny about that.
bolty58 Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 Saturdays match at Portman Road has been abandoned. A dyslexic serial killer has murdered all the substitutes.
jayjayoghani Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 of the 5 girls Gemma Adams and Annette Nicholls both had the good looks to take home ??1000 a week for 3 days work if they'd moved up to a Manchester parlour, stopped taking drugs and been guided correctly.No-one knows if they would make a go of it up here (Alan Brazil couldn't hack it) but the Strangler has denied them the chance to retire to Spain in their 40s. And there's nothing funny about that. Alan Brazil was a Manchester prostitute. I never knew that.
Traf Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 Alan Brazil was a Manchester prostitute. I never knew that. Aye, he loved it up the Stretford End.
Guest Biff Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 of the 5 girls Gemma Adams and Annette Nicholls both had the good looks to take home ??1000 a week for 3 days work if they'd moved up to a Manchester parlour, stopped taking drugs and been guided correctly.No-one knows if they would make a go of it up here (Alan Brazil couldn't hack it) but the Strangler has denied them the chance to retire to Spain in their 40s. And there's nothing funny about that. Are you in the sex business, George, you seem to know a lot about it.
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