Right,

 

I've just had the missus go to bed in tears because I told her to turn off that shite on channel 4. She refused but I mentioned that the only way she'd get to watch it is through next door's front window and that was that. 1 satisfyingly succesful row later I have Peaches on the stereo and i'm not getting my knob sucked tonight.

Because of that bollox.

Chavscum TV at it's worst.

Right,

 

I've just had the missus go to bed in tears because I told her to turn off that shite on channel 4. She refused but I mentioned that the only way she'd get to watch it is through next door's front window and that was that. 1 satisfyingly succesful row later I have Peaches on the stereo and i'm not getting my knob sucked tonight.

Because of that bollox.

 

Spider

 

I'm proud of you

 

Suck your own knob and make her watch

 

I suggest we firebomb channel 4 now and ask questions later

 

Strolling along minding my own business

I watched the story of the London Nail Bomber, David Copeland instead.

3 nail bombs in 1999, one aimed at blacks in Brixton, one at Asians in Brick Lane and one at gays in Soho.

 

He'd fit in well on here IMO.

Spider- aside from the fact that your missus is pregnant and currently prone to over-reaction and floods of tears-

havnt you ever heard of compromise??

listen to your tunes in another room and let her have the TV.

i agree that watching big brother is utterly dross- but you sont have to watch it with her you loon.

P.S- when she turns off MOTD do you cry or just stamp your feet??

I watched the story of the London Nail Bomber, David Copeland instead.

3 nail bombs in 1999, one aimed at blacks in Brixtonone at Asians in Brick Lane and one at gays in Soho.

 

He'd fit in well on here IMO.

 

Hope he used lubricant! Ooooouuuchchhhh!

 

 

:::::::::::::: :p

He'd fit in well on here IMO.

 

Didn't know he was a Wanderers fan

I agree - terrible TV. The only good thing about the whole show was when they were going in, and that rock star fella started trying to kick off with the crowd.

 

If it wasn't for cannabis, I'd be kicking off when it comes on as well.

Au contrair?? mon am??s. Have you notyet feasted your eyes on Teddy Sherringham's shag-bag?

Au contrair?? mon am??s. Have you notyet feasted your eyes on Teddy Sherringham's shag-bag?

 

If ever there was a stereotypical footballers knock off - she is it.

 

Nice pair of fakeys though.

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It was hilarious last night when Jade kicked off on poor Ken, when he was in the diary room and he was leaving and he mentioned he'd left his slippers behind !!

 

I think Jackie, Jade's mum, is gonna win this !

If ever there was a stereotypical scouse footballers knock off - she is it.

 

Nice pair of fakeys though.

 

 

I didn't even know Teddy Sherringham was a scouse footballer! :p

I think Jackie, Jade's mum, is gonna win this !

 

christ, this county's on its fookin arse!

watched Usual Suspects on Film 4 instead.

Then Apocalypse Now.

watched Usual Suspects on Film 4 instead.

Then Apocalypse Now.

 

You had sense Mr Smiley

watched Usual Suspects on Film 4 instead.

 

What a fantastic film. I watched it again a few weeks ago, Mrs CWP watched it with me, then vanished off into the kitchen with only about 5 minutes to go, when she returned the film was over............she is still none the wiser as to what it was all about, and still doesn't know who Keyser Soze is

You had sense Mr Smiley

 

 

And Taste as well, both fantastic films.

 

As for the whole big brother thing well frankly i despair with society on that one. Time for some chav culling i think!

Au contrair?? mon am??s. Have you notyet feasted your eyes on Teddy Sherringham's shag-bag?

 

Has she or the girl out of S Club got their norks out yet?

Has she or the girl out of S Club got their norks out yet?

 

I take it you saw last Sunday's papers too ?

Spider- aside from the fact that your missus is pregnant and currently prone to over-reaction and floods of tears-

havnt you ever heard of compromise??

listen to your tunes in another room and let her have the TV.

i agree that watching big brother is utterly dross- but you sont have to watch it with her you loon.

P.S- when she turns off MOTD do you cry or just stamp your feet??

 

This is my trouble too, so i just let her watch it. so at least she stays in a good mood and i get some

 

pregnant ladies = hell to live with

Has she or the girl out of S Club got their norks out yet?

 

She would have to be gagged with that accent!!!

 

OK to look at but as soon as she opens her mouth uurrghhh

You can't hear her accent when you're choking her with your one-eyed monster.

christ, this county's on its fookin arse!

 

it will never get up off it ever again

 

more visual opium to keep the masses on giros glued to the tv.

You can't hear her accent when you're choking her with your one-eyed monster.

or if you have rendered her unconscious with chloroform