I've been sat by the same two lads for the past three years. Both in their late teens. Always shout a bit of abuse at the team when they are doing shite, but nothing more than anyone else.

 

NOW some gobby twatt that insists on screaming every though on team tactics and mishaps. It wasn't the best day to be introduced to you pal in row O seat 46 on the EL. God I hope they are on holiday

 

And don't even get me going on that grade A c?ck that was two rows behind me that screamed abuse at Jussi when he clapped the fans when he came on in the second half

From the WSL (South West Corner) Correspondent:

 

Here in the corner of the West Stand Lower we've actually got rid of a few mongtards. I'm all for showing a bit of passion at a game but effing and jeffing with a three year old daughter on your knee just makes you look a cock!

Quite a few empty seats around us though. I've sat next to the same kids for about 5 or 6 years. . . no show yesterday.

I forgot my season ticket yesterday, I had my old one but it expried at the end of july.

 

the grumpy red ginger on the gate would not let me in, unless he got his 4 quid.

 

I was reasoning with him to let me in as the kids would be dissapointed, just as newcastles 3rd went in. he wasnt for budging.

 

i told him he was doing an excellent job as a car park attendant and that he had peaked in his career. i wanted to tell him to fcuk off but the kids were in earshot.

 

smiffs

National Trust member and frequent visitor to Dunham Massey

I sit with a load of lads and this woman has bought a season ticket near us. She didn't come back for the second half cos she didn't like all the swearing. Apparently she moved away from the family stand cos of all the swearing. Jesus! if you go to the footy you have to expect a bit of industrial language for twatting, bastardo, fooking, wanking sake!

ive moved seats, but the guy next to me has never been to a football game i dont think. far too chatty for my liking. espcially when he doesnt know any of our players except the obvious 5 or 6...

Someone was sat in my seat for some obscure reason when I arrived at 3pm (to avoid the pre-match show for aimed at local peados) and when I gave him my "look" he said "oh, sorry I didn't realise" in a sarcastic manner. I was going to get into it with him, but couldn't be arsed.

ive moved seats, but the guy next to me has never been to a football game i dont think. far too chatty for my liking. espcially when he doesnt know any of our players except the obvious 5 or 6...

 

Reminds me of Fulham away last season. Two people sat in front of me who had clearly never been to a game in their lives. Spent the entire 90 minutes facing each other rather than watching the game and eating the picnic they'd brought with them!

im pretty sure i had three geordies sat next to me, had to leave after the 2nd goal went in for them or now i wouldve been banned, was absolutley gutted about the performance just couldnt believe how much of a let down it was. I know its only one game but i will be honest with you, im absolutley bricking it for the season ahead, i think we are in deep trouble

im absolutley bricking it for the season ahead, i think we are in deep trouble

 

Sorry, but I just don't get that. Judge them after 10 games. Year in year out we all see shonky results for the first few rounds. Chill out.

I know its only one game but i will be honest with you, im absolutley bricking it for the season ahead, i think we are in deep trouble

 

 

That was my thoughts at half time, but after the way we came out and played in the second half i'm much more optimistic now.

We`ve just got a new idiot at the back of me, a complete knob head who swore continuously throughout the game and shouted utter tosh at the players. If the moran can read and you sit on row y of the west stand lower about seat 217 i`m talking about you!

I sit with a load of lads and this woman has bought a season ticket near us. She didn't come back for the second half cos she didn't like all the swearing. Apparently she moved away from the family stand cos of all the swearing. Jesus! if you go to the footy you have to expect a bit of industrial language for twatting, bastardo, fooking, wanking sake!

 

 

 

ive moved seats, to West Stand Lower Row Y 217

I'm sat in the east stand lower.Stupid half bald coont with a comb over shouting his mouth off at the team every 2 minutes.

Row D i'm guessing about seat 163.Couldn't watch the match for the shine bouncing off his head.

Nobody new, but the comedy genius lad who sat infront of us a few seasons ago is back!

 

No more dull games for me! Plus he pisses off all the 'sit down we can't see' brigade!

New ST, near the scoreboard, granted it's full of kids but I can now stand & watch the match for 90 mins and there's an atmosphere (sometimes anyway).

 

Pretty chuffed with that one really

Sadly the same parttime idiots are still around. Give them there dues though the four of them were in their seats for kick-off but all had left with 9 minutes (+ added time) to go.

 

 

Count of goals they have missed so far this season = 0 (I think they have 11 to beat from last season!!)

I'm sat in the east stand lower.Stupid half bald coont with a comb over shouting his mouth off at the team every 2 minutes.

Row D i'm guessing about seat 163.Couldn't watch the match for the shine bouncing off his head.

 

 

 

unfortunatley your stuck with him. he has been there for years. luckily i sit just about far enough away row e 152.

I've moved about 15 seats and one row nearer the half way line in West Lower. Sadly I now have a boring granny on my left, a boring 60ish woman on my son's right, and four young lads behind me. They were all a quiet bunch. I want my old seat back with the funny guy that used to be behind me, and the guy who missed 15 minutes of the first half going for a pint beside me.

Edited August 13, 200718 yr by fatshaft

Our ESL half way line 'crew' are still at large!

 

We shal not we shal not be moved

We shal not we shal not be moved

because we run the East Stand Lower of the ground

We shal not be moved

Our ESL half way line 'crew' are still at large!

 

We shal not we shal not be moved

We shal not we shal not be moved

because we run the East Stand Lower of the ground

We shal not be moved

 

 

We are the West Stand

The West Stand Lo-wer

We may be mental, we may be mad

But we're the greatest of all supporters

That the world has ever had.

 

 

You'll never take the West Stand!