Well then?

Well then?

 

 

Have the boys gone shy?

Strangely, a thread re: brasses gets a fair few pages.

I've been seeing a nymphomaniac for the last few months so I haven't had a tommy tank since christmas.

Theyre not shy NB, theyre simply offended by the blatant sexual connatation.

Its just not right or ladylike.

P.S- i am now recieving text alerts with regards to the frequency of ham shanking.

Cheering me up no end while i burn TSO's tea!!

W?nking is sh?t nowadays....I enjoyed it a lot more when I was a teenager.

 

Plus, if you can get laid why bother?

 

Even porn is boring now....perhaps I'm just getting old

 

Is that honest enough, ladies?

I haven't had a tommy tank since christmas.

That's just an out and out lie

Woah...calm down folks...i meant winking. Dirty minded so and so's

Even porn is boring now....perhaps I'm just getting old

I think that the internet has a lot to do with porn becoming a bit boring. It's too accessable nowadays in my opinion. Gone are the days when you would get excited about finding a crusty ripped old copy of "Razzle" or "Shaven Ravers" on the park.

That's just an out and out lie

 

No, it's not.

I've been seeing a nymphomaniac for the last few months so I haven't had a tommy tank since christmas.

 

Does she do the GFE and have you fallen in love?

No, it's not.

 

 

Bollocks!! I doubt anyone here will be believe that.

 

Not wanking in 3 months, whats wrong with you lad, regardless of how much sex you're getting!!

Not wanking in 3 months, whats wrong with you lad,

He's had his hands amputated?

He's had his hands amputated?

he could still use his stumps...............in fact, inserting it into a still bleeding stump might be quite nice..................................I'm off to finish myself off now

should wanking between sessions not be encouraged, so that its not over so fast the next time that you blink and you'll miss it?

I bet you don't believe him either George

Can't beat an occasional good ham shank. Thats what a blokes stash is for. This thread has reminded me of the Derek and Clive classic "Having a wank" will have to dig out the old tapes and get em on the ipod.

where's the "Till my hand is like a claw and all that comes out is salt" option?

1-3 times a week [ 15 ] [33.33%]

 

What a bunch of cocoa shunters

 

I usually spend my working days in working in call centre environments so I find it impossible to have less then 73 white water wristing experiences a day

 

And that's before I even get home to www.Goatsupthebum.com

And that's before I even get home to www.Goatsupthebum.com

My membership seems to have expired, I can't get into the "members" area. Can I borrow your password please widders? - is it still "pasty-fanny" ?

immm ahvinnng onne as i tpye tihs

Twice a day, if off work 3 times

at least once a day youporn its the future

It took one denail to get you all admitting it!

GOOD BOYS

Glad there's summat normal about you lot......

Depends how often the missus isn't in.

 

Jules

Could be wanking alot more soon