BCG That coment made me p1ss myself

I will also have a ratch for some flid cream while i'm at it

 

 

There's no cure I'm afraid, bonus to my affliction is though it does make a bloke's cock look bigger!

Just Saying Like!

There's no cure I'm afraid, bonus to my affliction is though it does make a bloke's cock look bigger!

Just Saying Like!

 

As Jeremy Beadle once said "but on the other hand"

Smiffs, I'll have you know my nails were painted black but were clean.Your fellow Leyther was the one with 30 years of dirt compacted under his nails. Buy him a nail brush! I dread to think what a scientific analysis of that dirt would show.Get him some sandpaper for his palms too.

 

Gash, as we sometimes call him, is a grafter and doesnt do nail brushes where as your nails were black because you keep twatting them with a 14lb sledgehammer in that bizarre act you were telling me about.

Sadism. It's the future.

Appn' thats why your still single.

I have a dungeon full of boys, who needs a fella?

I have a dungeon full of boys, who needs a fella?

 

Now you see, I have to disagree. Having tried boys and men, I have to say, I prefer the latter.

Just Saying Like.

I have a dungeon full of boys, who needs a fella?

 

F?ck me, who dug up Rosemary West and brought her back to life?

Ani i think you have issues that need to be addressed and there's nowt wrong with a man taking a bit of time and effort to look/smell good. We can't all have perminant stubble and smell of B O and p1ss can we, some of us have a bit of pride

 

 

http://www.manchesterpride.com/

F?ck me, who dug up Rosemary West and brought her back to life?

 

I thought she was alive anyway?

I know its fiction but I have seen Pauly and someone else on the Sopranos discussing moisturiser. If its good enough for sociopaths its good enough for me.

 

Probably Vito Spatafore.

I can have plastic surgery

 

You'll still be a cock

 

Shut it Pat Jennings.

 

F?ck me, who dug up Rosemary West and brought her back to life?

 

I often worry if I was the only one who got the horn over the Fred/Rosemary doings - not the murders like, the kinky sex acts with random blokes that Fred watched through a peephole in the wall.

JSL.

That's a very blinkered view Firthy just try it and see what you think, you will feel better for it and the ladies love a fella who takes care of himself

 

Only because they think he's gay, thus they don't feel initimidated.

Only because they think he's gay, thus they don't feel initimidated.

 

Well groomed hetrosexual men don't intimidate wimmin, trust me.

Shut it Pat Jennings.

 

Brotherly, brotherly, brotherly Loooooooove!

I often worry if I was the only one who got the horn over the Fred/Rosemary doings - not the murders like, the kinky sex acts with random blokes that Fred watched through a peephole in the wall.

JSL.

 

Thinking about our Doris getting boned off someone else doesn't really do much for me.

 

I think you and BCG need to get together you pair of sex freaks.

http://www.manchesterpride.com/

 

?12.50 a ticket is a bargain, it was fcuking brilliant last year and there's moisturising stalls everywhere

Come on Ani you know you want to

Clinque is the best, can't beat the stuff, or so I'm told.

Clinque is the best, can't beat the stuff, or so I'm told.

 

He aint wrong.

I TELL YER WHAT ,

 

ITS A DAMN GOOD JOB YOU LOT HAVE ALREADY HAD YOUR LAST HOME GAME P1SS UP , YOU WOULD OF ALL BEEN STOOD INT WEATHERSPOONS OR BALMORAL FEELING EACH OTHERS FACES AND SNIFFING UP CLOSE .

 

BRADSHAWGATE BECOMES CANAL STREET !!!

Well groomed hetrosexual men don't intimidate wimmin, trust me.

 

I know. I'm a well groomed heterosexual. But there's a difference between being well groomed and being so obsessed with your looks that you start using moisturiser and make-up.

I TELL YER WHAT ,

 

ITS A DAMN GOOD JOB YOU LOT HAVE ALREADY HAD YOUR LAST HOME GAME P1SS UP , YOU WOULD OF ALL BEEN STOOD INT WEATHERSPOONS OR BALMORAL FEELING EACH OTHERS FACES AND SNIFFING UP CLOSE .

 

BRADSHAWGATE BECOMES CANAL STREET !!!

 

You still shagging your hand Crampo?

I TELL YER WHAT ,

 

ITS A DAMN GOOD JOB YOU LOT HAVE ALREADY HAD YOUR LAST HOME GAME P1SS UP , YOU WOULD OF ALL BEEN STOOD INT WEATHERSPOONS OR BALMORAL FEELING EACH OTHERS FACES AND SNIFFING UP CLOSE .

 

BRADSHAWGATE BECOMES CANAL STREET !!!

 

I'm getting the words Wayne Tramp

You still shagging your hand Crampo?

AYE .

I'm getting the words Wayne Tramp

OOH JULES YOU BUGGAR YOU . I,M GETTIN THE WORDS ZIC. ..... XX

So then,

 

Crampo is single because he refuses to wash in anything but the canal.

 

Smiley is single because he thinks Fred West was just sexually misunderstood.

 

BCG is single because she's a sadist with a sex dungeon full of schoolboys.

 

Any more for any more?