After i've had a shave i've started using that Nivea for men moisturing cream, it stings a bit in a refreshing sort of way but smells lovely and my skin feels better for it.

Last night i had a bit of an irritation on the back of my hand and was advised to use hand moisturiser, the irritation settled down and my skin again felt better for it.

I'm a bit concerned that i'm turning into a bit of a ponce or is this now normal and i should accept and embrace it.

 

The big question is am i turning gay?????

Be reet. Just be worried if you start nicking your missus' body shop body butter.............

 

 

 

......not that I have like.

After i've had a shave i've started using that Nivea for men moisturing cream, it stings a bit in a refreshing sort of way but smells lovely and my skin feels better for it.

Last night i had a bit of an irritation on the back of my hand and was advised to use hand moisturiser, the irritation settled down and my skin again felt better for it.

I'm a bit concerned that i'm turning into a bit of a ponce or is this now normal and i should accept and embrace it.

 

The big question is am i turning gay?????

 

"I'm getting the word.....nonce ponce"

After i've had a shave i've started using that Nivea for men moisturing cream, it stings a bit in a refreshing sort of way but smells lovely and my skin feels better for it.

 

Please tell me that you weren't shaving your b0llocks.

Please tell me that you weren't shaving your b0llocks.

 

No but you've now put that thought in my head and i could take it to another level

 

Do you Aussie types do it but are to macho to admit to it Bolty or is mens moisturiser band down there

After i've had a shave i've started using that Nivea for men moisturing cream, it stings a bit in a refreshing sort of way but smells lovely and my skin feels better for it.

Last night i had a bit of an irritation on the back of my hand and was advised to use hand moisturiser, the irritation settled down and my skin again felt better for it.

I'm a bit concerned that i'm turning into a bit of a ponce or is this now normal and i should accept and embrace it.

 

The big question is am i turning gay?????

 

Moisturiser for men is perfectly acceptable imo - just don't start mincing around in your wifes baby doll nightie.

Edited May 9, 200818 yr by Burndens Bogs

moisturiser = modern sensitive man wanting to discover his feminine side

 

Not for me, however I admit to using a bit of lube from time to time

When one has to shave for work every weekday, moisturising becomes essential.

gay

Nowt wrong with a dab of Clinique post shave balm and a splash of Hai Karate.

gay

 

That's a very blinkered view Firthy just try it and see what you think, you will feel better for it and the ladies love a fella who takes care of himself

The big question is am i turning gay?????

 

Turning!

aye, discovered that Nivea aftershave balm a while back (whilst rummaging through bathroom cabinet at mother's). does the trick for sure. I've some CK moisturiser for my hands, but cannot remember the last time I ever used it, think it was free with something I bought in Tenerife last year. Might pass it on to BCG, think she needs it more than me.

No but you've now put that thought in my head and i could take it to another level

 

Do you Aussie types do it but are to macho to admit to it Bolty or is mens moisturiser band down there

 

 

In truth mate, that Aussie rough head image is, in my experience, a load of old b0llocks. Certainly in the cities where it would not surprise me if there are some who steep their scrotums (scroti? scrota?) in fooking lavender water.

 

In the outback there'd probably be quite a few rough bastuds who use axle grease as moisturiser. Maybe I should ask one next time I'm out there eh?

"I say you bunch of colonial truck drivers. Pray tell what type of moisturiser you use for your hands and ballbag?"

 

I'll let you know how it went when I wake up in intensive care.

aye, discovered that Nivea aftershave balm a while back (whilst rummaging through bathroom cabinet at mother's). does the trick for sure. I've some CK moisturiser for my hands, but cannot remember the last time I ever used it, think it was free with something I bought in Tenerife last year. Might pass it on to BCG, think she needs it more than me.

 

What are you saying Smiley, BCG is a Leigther and has "Mons Hons"

After i've had a shave i've started using that Nivea for men moisturing cream, it stings a bit in a refreshing sort of way but smells lovely and my skin feels better for it.

Last night i had a bit of an irritation on the back of my hand and was advised to use hand moisturiser, the irritation settled down and my skin again felt better for it.

I'm a bit concerned that i'm turning into a bit of a ponce or is this now normal and i should accept and embrace it.

 

The big question is am i turning gay?????

 

The real question is not are you turning but 'when did you turn'

 

and 'a bit of a ponce' should be a totallimpwristed puff.

 

you will be wearing orange t shirts and dying your hair next.........

 

 

'cmon chase me.......................

What are you saying Smiley, BCG is a Leigther and has "Mons Hons"

You folk in our big sister town need to get your act sorted.

 

It's LEYTHER, as in Leyth, Westleyth, etc.

 

 

And aye, she has got mons hons, did you see the colour of her fingernails?

Might pass it on to BCG, think she needs it more than me.

 

I can have plastic surgery

 

You'll still be a cock

The real question is not are you turning but 'when did you turn'

 

and 'a bit of a ponce' should be a totallimpwristed puff.

 

you will be wearing orange t shirts and dying your hair next.........

'cmon chase me.......................

 

Ani i think you have issues that need to be addressed and there's nowt wrong with a man taking a bit of time and effort to look/smell good. We can't all have perminant stubble and smell of B O and p1ss can we, some of us have a bit of pride

Ladies, give over with the bitching.

FWIW, IMHO, there's nowt wrong with blokes using grooming products, it's nice to know they care about how they look.

Just saying like.

I know its fiction but I have seen Pauly and someone else on the Sopranos discussing moisturiser. If its good enough for sociopaths its good enough for me.

I do think that in general men are in denial

 

You folk in our big sister town need to get your act sorted.It's LEYTHER, as in Leyth, Westleyth, etc. And aye, she has got mons hons, did you see the colour of her fingernails?

 

Sorry Smiffs for the spelling mistake, you are touchy bunch sometimes you LEYTHERS.

I never looked at BCG's nails but i'm sure there will be some kind of lotion for that, i will nip into Boots at the weekend and have a ratch around the cream/lotion/lube department and give her the nod

Edited May 9, 200818 yr by mannyroad58

I never looked at BCG's nails but i'm sure there will be some kind of lotion for that, i will nip into Boots at the weekend and have a ratch around the cream/lotion/lube department and give her the nod

Make sure it's a big tube. Don't forget she's got Mons Hons!

Just Saying Like.

 

 

BTW, what the f?ck does "ratch" mean? Is that Doffcocker slang for something?

Just asking like.

Smiffs, I'll have you know my nails were painted black but were clean.Your fellow Leyther was the one with 30 years of dirt compacted under his nails. Buy him a nail brush! I dread to think what a scientific analysis of that dirt would show.Get him some sandpaper for his palms too.

 

Make sure it's a big tube. Don't forget she's got Mons Hons!

 

Button it flid.

 

JSL

Edited May 9, 200818 yr by Big City Girl

Make sure it's a big tube. Don't forget she's got Mons Hons!

Just Saying Like.

BTW, what the f?ck does "ratch" mean? Is that Doffcocker slang for something?

Just asking like.

 

Yes it is, us Doffcockers know what it means,

 

BCG That coment made me p1ss myself

 

I will also have a ratch for some flid cream while i'm at it