I sometimes wear a nappy, just in case

 

Save you p?ssing in the wardrobe I suppose!

Save you p?ssing in the wardrobe I suppose!

 

you'd think so wouldn't you

Jersey boxers for me and nomatter how warm or cold I always sleep with one leg uncovered and slightly bent.

 

Strange as it sounds, my two dowters sleep exactly the same, on their side, one leg out with the duvet tucked in between.

nomatter how warm or cold I always sleep with one leg uncovered.

 

haha, that's me in summer.

Shorts for me as I once got bit on my nob by a mossy! I thought it was crabs as I scratched for days! Come to think of it it could of been crabs!

bollock naked...

 

head trapped in between two pillows...so i don't hear a sound...

 

always wake up with a john stalker as well come rain, shine or whatever..

Jersey boxers for me and nomatter how warm or cold I always sleep with one leg uncovered and slightly bent.

 

Strange as it sounds, my two dowters sleep exactly the same, on their side, one leg out with the duvet tucked in between.

 

Kin ell - you didnt know me mam 36 years ago did you Smiffs??! I'm a one leg benter and uncovered chap too.

 

I go Commando though - no matter the weather.. - unless the wifes hanging off me that is.........

head trapped in between two pillows...so i don't hear a sound...

 

made me think of Planes, Trains & Automobiles that one!

As i'm a massive loser i'm a short & tshirt PJ's man.

 

generally bought by aunties etc for christmas and birthdays

IMHO, Yes. And I'm the same.

 

So exactly what is the PLSC tee shirt being used for then? The nightwear claim was a fib eh?

always wake up with a john stalker as well come rain, shine or whatever..

 

Isnt is a bugger though when you need a piss first thing, and end up trying to bend it towards the bog.

 

Doris compains bitterly if I spash the floortiles, understandably, but short of pissing into the the sink, its one of lifes problems us blokes just have to deal with.

Edited May 16, 200818 yr by Smiffs

Just piss in the shower...

 

ok there's a chance it may catch you on the chin...

 

just concentrate on keeping your mouth shut...

 

 

think on...

Just piss in the shower...

 

ok there's a chance it may catch you on the chin...

 

just concentrate on keeping your mouth shut...

think on...

 

Just made me think about that film 40 year old virgin, very amused!

always wake up with a john stalker as well come rain, shine or whatever..

 

Isnt is a bugger though when you need a piss first thing, and end up trying to bend it towards the bog.

 

Doris compains bitterly if I spash the floortiles, understandably, but short of pissing into the the sink, its one of lifes problems us blokes just have to deal with.

 

Just piss in the shower...

 

ok there's a chance it may catch you on the chin...

 

just concentrate on keeping your mouth shut...

think on...

 

 

one of the finest one twos have read on here in some time

 

the thing that always does me, is when you bend it back, think you've got the aim right, and then it fires out at a completely unexpected angle which you just cannot account for and when you think you have that one under control, all of a sudden, two streams emerge

 

that said, watching the streams come back to form one can be a thing of great natural beauty

Edited May 16, 200818 yr by ZicoKelly

Zico, in medical terms it is known as the 'bladder force versus penis flacidity ratio'.

 

The two piss-streams is just a manky foreskin.

Edited May 16, 200818 yr by Smiffs

two streams emerge

 

 

Thought that was just me!

 

Edit...erm Cheers Smiffs

Edited May 16, 200818 yr by jayjayoghani

The two piss-streams is just a manky foreskin.

 

or dried cum in the Japanese winker.

or dried cum in the Japanese winker.

 

 

phew...

 

I thought it was my clamidia coming back...

So exactly what is the PLSC tee shirt being used for then? The nightwear claim was a fib eh?

Loungewear, flower!

that said, watching the streams come back to form one can be a thing of great natural beauty

 

It's like a multi-directional ornamental garden fountain.

Doris sometimes asks if I've got a rose on the end of my knob (the watering can variety).

Seeing as this thread has totally gone off topic, (now there's a suprise!) any wenches tried to pee like a chap? Stood up I mean?

that said, watching the streams come back to form one can be a thing of great natural beauty

 

Especially when the morning light hits it....the colours are spectacular

 

Mainly yellow / orange i'll admit

Just piss in the shower...

 

ok there's a chance it may catch you on the chin...

 

just concentrate on keeping your mouth shut...

think on...

 

Sounds like charlie from me,myself and irene.

always wake up with a john stalker as well come rain, shine or whatever..

 

I always try and tuck it in my boxers but it always sticks out over the top

 

bit like a bald man peeping over the garden fence........