who has the same e-mail address as me only he has a - inbetween his forename and sirname whereas I have a .

 

Anyhow, I get loads of e-mails for him and often respond pretending to be him, clearly they think it's him and I have loads of fun calling his mates homosexuals and his boss a botty licker. I've no doubt that nobody has said anything to him but they all must think he's a bit of a weird f?cker given some of the stuff I respond with

 

I've got another this morning, what do you think the response should be, here we go

 

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Hi all

 

Timetable attached

 

 

 

There is also a copy of both the timetable and the set lists on the learning platform

 

Click here to go straight there!

 

 

 

Thank you to everyone who has already gone through the set list to look at students flagged as in ?Concern Cohorts? and have initialled where there is evidence of progress.

 

 

 

Please get photocopies, clearly labelled with the students name and current set to my pigeon-hole as soon as you can.

 

 

 

Nearly there everyone. I couldn?t ask for a better more hard working department. By ?eck we?ve earned a break.

 

 

 

Paul

 

 

 

 

 

Paul Snowden

 

 

 

Assistant Headteacher / Curriculum Leader for English

 

Horsforth School

 

Lee Lane East

 

Leeds

 

LS18 5RF

 

 

 

Direct line: 0113 2265296

 

Fax: 0113 226 5401

Need of a break! they have more holidays than i have hot dinners and strike when they want!!

Well, seeing as you appear to have spruck up a bit of banter with these folk, may I suggest you send an email to Paul (I'm presuming he's his boss) with your personal 'concern cohorts'.

Edited July 20, 200818 yr by no balls

I'd claim you couldn't get anything into his pigeon hole as there was already a large workload in there, you dirty minx.

How about:-

 

"Paul,

 

Thanks you for your latest e-mail. I have decided to get something off my chest. You and your fcuking buzz terms (e.g. 'concern cohorts') make my sh1t itch. It is thanks to c0ckwipes like you that we have such unruly students these days. If we could thrash the little fcukers like our forefathers could, we wouldn't have all this crap to deal with.

 

Why don't you either grow a backbone or fook off back to the cesspit of political correctness and socialist dogma you slithered out from you moronic, nitpicking, micro managing tw?t.

 

Regards"

 

Now that would make for an interesting staff room meeting on Monday morning

Edited July 20, 200818 yr by bolty58

I've passed his direct line number to some "carefully selected" direct marketing agencies.

He might also receive a fax or two!

Suggest a change in uniform to the Britney Spears type, maybe include a few photos.

 

This also explains why the email I sent to Widnes-Twohats@bummers.co.uk got a reply threatening make me do 100 lines and get me caned

Edited July 20, 200818 yr by Carlos

I don't suppose asking what the best way to keep a teacher/pupil relationship secret would do his career any harm would it?

I don't suppose asking what the best way to keep a teacher/pupil relationship secret would do his career any harm would it?

 

I finish work for a month - on full pay- on Wednesday. So feck you all!!!

Fair f?cks.

 

Dont expect any sympathy when you lazy f?ckers go on strike, and we're sorted.

 

I finish work for a month - on full pay- on Wednesday. So feck you all!!!

 

The Lord giveth and he taketh with the same hand: or some other inane shite.

 

You're short and ugly, but you get loads of holidays. Ying and Yang.

You're called Paul Snowden??????????????

 

Well, I must admit to being slightly crestfallen. I thought you'd be called something bizarre yet amusing such as Cecil di Fontlegoosen.

 

It's not the same anymore - like when they saw the Wizard when they got to Oz.

 

Hmph.

You're called Paul Snowden??????????????

 

Is he bollocks.

 

His first name's Cecil.

What about them coppers they keep finding up Snowden? The kinky fcuker.

send them the link to smiley's lazy sunday

Good shout ZK.

 

How about 2 girls 1 cup too?