August 20, 200817 yr You can't marmalade your c0ck up your girlfriends arse can you marmalade it up your wife's arse though?
August 20, 200817 yr One is a shiyte jock band from the 60's whose only real chartbuster was a cover of The Beatles 'O blah di, O blah da' whilst the other is a brilliant English band from the Woking area who were the one sharp UK thing we could cling on to in the lamentable dress sense times of the punk era..................
August 20, 200817 yr I've never been stuck in a traffic marmalade. BUT: Why is marmalade not called orange jam?
August 20, 200817 yr I've never been stuck in a traffic marmalade. BUT: Why is marmalade not called orange jam? Something to do with citrus fruits isn't it? Hence Lemon, Grapefruit and Orange are all Marmalades?
August 20, 200817 yr Something to do with citrus fruits isn't it? Hence Lemon, Grapefruit and Orange are all Marmalades? Besides the nasty horrible bits in it I think that jam and marmalade are not the same consistency either. That shredless lemon jelly one is scrummy though!
August 20, 200817 yr Something to do with citrus fruits isn't it? Hence Lemon, Grapefruit and Orange are all Marmalades? Something to do with portugal..
August 20, 200817 yr According to one story, the name originates from Marie malade ('Mary's ill'). This is a reference to Mary, Queen of Scots, who supposedly ate orange jam when she was unwell. The bitter orange - the skin in particular - was used medicinally as an aid to digestion. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A2903681 Here's some etymology horse shit somebody with too much time on their hands made up.
August 20, 200817 yr Author can you marmalade it up your wife's arse though? No but i've heard a few folk have marmalade'd it up your wife's arse though Edited August 20, 200817 yr by mannyroad58
August 20, 200817 yr Here's some etymology horse shit somebody with too much time on their hands made up. When it apparently come from the portuguese word for quince which was used until they could get their mitts on oranges on a regular basis I hear Damart have some lovely winter coats
August 21, 200817 yr When it apparently come from the portuguese word for quince which was used until they could get their mitts on oranges on a regular basis In portugal it's still only marmalade when it's made from quince, if it's made from owt else it's called jam, ie. orange Jam.
August 21, 200817 yr I'm astounded! Has WWays entered a parallel universe? This thread started on the subject of giving a bird one up the back pipe and has now descended to the depths of a discussion on the merits of various spreads. You lot sicken me!
August 21, 200817 yr I'm astounded! Has WWays entered a parallel universe? This thread started on the subject of giving a bird one up the back pipe and has now descended to the depths of a discussion on the merits of various spreads. You lot sicken me! Is this better for taking one up the back pipe
August 21, 200817 yr Author Is this better for taking one up the back pipe Looks like Smiley that does
August 21, 200817 yr I'm astounded! Has WWays entered a parallel universe? This thread started on the subject of giving a bird one up the back pipe and has now descended to the depths of a discussion on the merits of various spreads. That's how downhill the site has gone...
August 22, 200817 yr That's how downhill the site has gone... Losses - TSO; Zoz (for a while and now only restricted access); Billy; Uncle Northy. Gains - Diddlydipshit; Cut & Paste Jonathan Take Ronaldo, Rooney, Ferdinand and Hargreaves out of the scum team and replace them with Clegg and Fosdyke from Halifax Town and they'd go downhill too.
August 22, 200817 yr Losses - TSO; Zoz (for a while and now only restricted access); Billy; Uncle Northy. Don't forget: Fengshui, Biff, Ghana, BigToe, Exiled Girl, Shunky, Brixton etc There used to be many, many interesting and funny fuckers in here...
August 22, 200817 yr Don't forget: Fengshui, Biff, Ghana, BigToe, Exiled Girl, Shunky, Brixton etc There used to be many, many interesting and funny fuckers in here... They're all still knocking about.
August 22, 200817 yr Don't forget: Fengshui, Biff, Ghana, BigToe, Exiled Girl, Shunky, Brixton etc There used to be many, many interesting and funny fuckers in here... Aye mate, how quickly you forget. I even miss Stans brand of lunacy. Is it the zoons who have driven them away? One more like Diddleysquat and I may have to join them
You can't marmalade your c0ck up your girlfriends arse