Reet then, Ive been thinking about giving this a whirl!! The only problem being I think I will need about 10 pints first and seeing as though the thing starts at 7.30 this could be tricky!

 

Any ever been on one of these things?

 

Memo to Happy Wanderer:

Why don't you add a ww lonely hearts section for all these cack-pipe cosmonauts on this thread, eh?

FooFoos in now lamarrs, was in last friday and the thursday just gone, its rife with gash!

I'd eat it.

 

Its salmon paste spread.

Its salmon paste spread.

 

Main ingredient for which is mackerel (32%). Live off nothing but paste barms when we do festivals, grim as fcuk!

FooFoos in now lamarrs, was in last friday and the thursday just gone, its rife with gash!

Lamarrs is a quality bar, Thursdays are very cool indeed! Gone a bit shitty since they started this open night version, still worth a wander in though.

 

How good is Grolsch Blonde?

Turned out the young stunner lasted one date and the woman from Christies lasted two dates.But i suppose getting dates with two different women was a reasonable result without doing any speed dating.

 

And no money changing hands.

FooFoos in now lamarrs, was in last friday and the thursday just gone, its rife with gash!

 

will give it a try

 

Walrus, that's where the totty is at the moment

 

and decent music too

 

belting

i went talking to a young stunner who i had jokingly followed into the ladies to break the ice.

 

Was that with or without your cock hanging out?

i suppose getting dates with two different women was a reasonable result without doing any speed dating.

That is a reasonable result. slightlyoff topic, have you ever asked a brass out for a date? - A lad I know, actually dated a brass for a few weeks, until he decided he couldn't handle the work she did.

I've often wondered that about porn star's husbands. He could get back from work like a rutting rhinoceros and she'd have to say 'no, I had two cocks up my arse this afternoon - it's like a f?ckin windsock - and then I masturbated two erect penises into my mouth, so if you don't mind sweetheart I'll give it a miss tonight and watch the snooker instead.'

 

Can't be easy, can it.

That is a reasonable result. slightlyoff topic, have you ever asked a brass out for a date? - A lad I know, actually dated a brass for a few weeks, until he decided he couldn't handle the work she did.

 

Did the smell of Harry Monk on her breath put him off ?

I've often wondered that about porn star's husbands. He could get back from work like a rutting rhinoceros and she'd have to say 'no, I had two cocks up my arse this afternoon - it's like a f?ckin windsock - and then I masturbated two erect penises into my mouth, so if you don't mind sweetheart I'll give it a miss tonight and watch the snooker instead.'

 

Can't be easy, can it.

 

one program i once saw

 

a director was married to a film star

 

therefore I presume most porn relationships work in a similar way and they stay within the industry

 

but still

 

"what? oh so it's ok when you're being filmed to do it but a bit of anal on my birthday and all of a sudden you have a headache?"

 

"i saw the way you looked at john when you got the money shot in the eye, how come you never look at me like that?"

Did the smell of Harry Monk on her breath put him off ?

Apparently, he didn't like the fact that when he collected her from work a couple of times (as she didn't drive) blokes would be saying "see you next week love" and the such like, when he quizzed her about it, she would simply say "He's a regular, has been for a few months now............"

 

She was a stunning looking girl mind, although we knew she was only ever about ?30 from letting us have a go.................I think us saying things like that probably helped make up his mind about the relationship as well!

Did anyone watch "Chopper" on BBC2 last neet. He dated his brass, and got his wang out at the bar to impress her. Worked a treat!!!

Apparently, he didn't like the fact that when he collected her from work a couple of times (as she didn't drive) blokes would be saying "see you next week love" and the such like, when he quizzed her about it, she would simply say "He's a regular, has been for a few months now............"

 

sorry

 

but

 

you pick up your bird from work, which just happens to be a brothel, and you quiz her about it?

 

"oh aye, who's that then?"

 

who the f?ck do you think it is, the cleaner?!?!?!

sorry

 

but

 

you pick up your bird from work, which just happens to be a brothel, and you quiz her about it?

 

"oh aye, who's that then?"

 

who the f?ck do you think it is, the cleaner?!?!?!

I think it was her "familiarity" with the punters that was the problem. I think he thought she wouldn't have "regulars" for want of a better word - there was probably more to it, but he never told us. I would like to think a conversation would have gone like this:

 

Punter: See you next week

Brass: OK, usual time.

Boyfriend: Who the chuff is that?

Brass: That's xxxxx, he's a regular, comes in every Wednesday, a bit kinky, but nice enough with it

Boyfriend: What do you mean kinky?

Brass: Well, he likes it when..............forget it

Boyfriend: OK, shall we go and get a bucket to share from KFC?

quick poll

 

if you're mate was dating a whore

 

would you, for a laugh, go and pay for an hour with her?

 

just for a laugh

 

no malice

 

just bring it up every now and again..

quick poll

 

if you're mate was dating a whore

 

would you, for a laugh, go and pay for an hour with her?

 

just for a laugh

 

no malice

 

just bring it up every now and again..

It would be amusing, especially if you rang up 20 minutes in, and told him where you were

quick poll

 

if you're mate was dating a whore

 

would you, for a laugh, go and pay for an hour with her?

 

just for a laugh

 

no malice

 

just bring it up every now and again..

 

Yes.

"what? oh so it's ok when you're being filmed to do it but a bit of anal on my birthday and all of a sudden you have a headache?"

 

How do you do 'a bit' of bumsex? Surely if she leaves the back gate unlocked, then its going to be flapping about in the wind soon enough? You can't just did a toe in.