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Speed Dating?!

Reet then, Ive been thinking about giving this a whirl!! The only problem being I think I will need about 10 pints first and seeing as though the thing starts at 7.30 this could be tricky!

 

Any ever been on one of these things?

 

:drinks:

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Have you seen him as a pundit on Sky Sports? He's proper boring. Don't bother!

I'd recomemnd using the same line for all.

 

'Hi, my name is X and I am here for nowt else other than a f?ck buddy'.

 

Some will laugh, some will be insulted, some you may not want to say it to, some will get all millitant and slap you with a sandal.

 

However, I reckon your chances of success will be reasonable, given you're using the honest approach.

 

Wash your cock first though.

It's like ten first dates in the space of an hour. You get bored of answering/asking the same questions, and some people are as rude to put a cross next to your name when they're still sat with you.

 

and dont get drunk, it wont appeal to anyone

 

The best way to get through it is to create a different persona for every 'date', but if you're really looking for love , that probably isnt a good idea!

Do as the title suggests and take a load of speed before you go.

Dont take any of these.9415559001001.jpg

Just clicked on that link, Big E, and they all look like cartoons, still he could end up with Penelope Pitstop.

Just clicked on that link, Big E, and they all look like cartoons, still he could end up with Penelope Pitstop.

 

exactly....JACKPOT!!

My mate's future wife was telling us that she once went speed dating before she met him.

 

She said nothing came of it but it was a laugh and it boosted her ego a little bit.

 

 

Now call me cynical BUT if nothing came of it how can it be a boost to the ego?

 

I reckon she got spit roasted after sharing a kebab with a couple of em.

 

 

I'm his best man at the wedding.

 

Perhaps I should add my thought about her speed dating to the speech?

Perhaps I should add my thought about her speed dating to the speech?

 

DO IT!!!! Oooh, I'd love to go to a wedding one day where the truth was spoken!

Not that I'm a cynic either, of course. :roll:

Reet then, Ive been thinking about giving this a whirl!! The only problem being I think I will need about 10 pints first and seeing as though the thing starts at 7.30 this could be tricky!

 

Any ever been on one of these things?

 

:drinks:

 

I have a friend who has been a couple of times with his mates in London (Fulham once and the Leicester Square). He thought it was a good laugh. None of them took it seriously, had a few cans on the train into town and just used it as the first few hours of a night out. They met some half decent lasses that were around in the same club for the rest of the evening.

 

Apparently some people even forge long term relationships from speed dating - weirdos :blink:

Reet then, Ive been thinking about giving this a whirl!! The only problem being I think I will need about 10 pints first and seeing as though the thing starts at 7.30 this could be tricky!

 

Any ever been on one of these things?

 

:drinks:

Never been, however I'm sure it'd be full of horny middle aged women! You'd definitely get laid, unless you have a face like a baboon's arse of course? :good:

Failing that, get yourself down to the 'Bird Cage' in Manchester, I know it's full of trannys doing the stage shows, it's also full of women too! Play the odds my friend......

I shot my muck inside 60 seconds once on a first date

 

and she was on the bus home inside 10 mins

 

does that count?

get yourself down to the 'Bird Cage' in Manchester, I know it's full of trannys doing the stage shows, it's also full of women too! Play the odds my friend......

 

It used to be FooFoos where that sort of practice used to go on. Times don't change that much, do they?

It used to be FooFoos where that sort of practice used to go on. Times don't change that much, do they?

FooFoos????

It used to be FooFoos where that sort of practice used to go on. Times don't change that much, do they?

was it FooFoo Lamar or something. We went on a works Christmas do many years ago when I was only 18 - I remember not thinking much to it, happen I'm not keen on men dressed up as women

FooFoos????

How old are you, son?

How old are you, son?

26, love.

Does this rule me out of the FooFoos era?

26, love.

Does this rule me out of the FooFoos era?

 

Oh aye. Consider yourself luck as CWP was correct with his review of that place.

We went on a works Christmas do many years ago when I was only 18 - I remember not thinking much to it, happen I'm not keen on men dressed up as women

 

I heard you preferred women dressed up as men

I heard you preferred women dressed up as men

 

Don't knock it, there's a fair few do!

 

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is that a sandwich attached to her groin ?

is that a sandwich attached to her groin ?

I'd eat it.

Is a one night stand not classed as speed dating?

Depends if you got their name

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