I once went on a blind date with a lass from round here. Scrubbed up well she did, lived up wigan way from what I remember.

 

Things were going great, I had her pissing hersides with laughter. She also kept looking and my crotch when I sat down.

 

After a while, it was obvious my luck was in so I went to the bog to wash my cock, came back out and she'd been abducted.

 

Never saw her again.

 

 

O dear.

 

I think I just worked out why she disappeared Smiffs lad.

First date with the missus came about when she intercepted me on the dance floor on me way to a mass brawl with some Salford lads at Bolton Palais. 1970 it was. Didn't put her off.

First date with the missus came about when she intercepted me on the dance floor on me way to a mass brawl with some Salford lads at Bolton Palais. 1970 it was. Didn't put her off.

Met my missus at the first game at the reebok,she was serving me ale ::::

Met my missus at the first game at the reebok,she was serving me ale ::::::

 

Happy Anniversary then

 

Happy Anniversary then

 

I byeck 1sept today

Congratulations, you should get her to serve you beer all night by way of celebration

Congratulations, you should get her to serve you beer all night by way of celebration

Told her this morn she just looked at me over her glasses as to say AND.......

Told her this morn she just looked at me over her glasses as to say AND.......

 

Romance is dead

I byeck 1sept today

Congrats?

one night wile working away took a nice girl out 2nd pub said shes had at least 12 lads in past 6 months .she didant even have time to finish her drink i was up her in the car park. then back to her mum and dad for some real abuse

 

why, what did they do to you?

 

am all up for a mother daughter combo but having her dad involved too is just wrong

 

actually

 

having thought about it

 

mother daughter combos are a bit wrong too

I met someone off the internet once, and they'd said they were 29. When i met up with him, he admitted he was 35.

They kept going on about what a good catch they were, when in reality they were a bore. I tried a few excuses to finish the night like that i didnt feel well, emergency at home etc... well he wasnt taking the hint. In the end I ran away when he went to the loo. which is very cruel, but he wasn't as good a catch as he thought he was.

 

so true marple white, beware of internet dating!!

 

I told you to keep that quiet!

Met my missus on a blind date, after various emails at work we decided to meet up. Still together after 2 years.

Met my missus on a blind date

 

Did she keep the labrador or hand it back ?

I was with my missus in Harry Ramsden's in salford a few years back and the couple at the table next to us were on either their first date or they were at an early stage because they were smiling and holding hands and all that gush.

 

Anyway I lost interest when my fish arrived and sought out the ketchup and gave the bottle a big shake. I 'm sure I'd checked the top but it must've been faulty as ketchup looped out all over the bloke. He was wearing a green jumper and now had a diagonal red stripe starting at his belt and finishing just above his eye.

 

I tried to apologise but couldn't speak as I was busy biting through my lip. They left immediately maybe to carry on at home with the marmite.

having thought about it

 

mother daughter combos are a bit wrong too

 

A certain poster off here was trying hard for one on Saturday.