Zico got the ball rolling with his 1 minute wonder on the speed dating thread.

 

So, first date experiences please.........good bad or indifferent.

 

A lass at worked fetched her dowter in for a bit of work experience during her final school exams. she wore the filthiest outfits and would show off far too much tit and leg, sit really close, and we'd have the occasional quick snog and grope in the print room. She was legal but in the final months of her schooling. She went on an end of year shcool trip to Germany and ran up a huge phone bill ringing me, but I didnt want to push it incase her mum thought I was a sexfiend.

 

After a bit of encouragement off her mum we ended up going on on a proper first date.

 

I was about 20, maybe 21. Picked her up in my dads car, took her to the pictures, walked out after 10 minutes coz it was w?nk and went for a drive round and a couple of drinks.

 

Now I was a bit nervous with wimmin then and didnt want to take advantage of a colleagues dowter. Anyway, driving her wom, we pass her school. She tells me that there is a car park round the back where they go to smoke. 'Oh aye, we used to smoke behind the sports hall when we' went, blah blah blah. Thinks nowt of it.

 

Takes her home later, polite kiss, proper gentleman, but the age difference concerned me a tad. But by f?ck she was sexy especially in a uniform.

 

Anyway, things fizzled out a bit and her next first date turned out to be with another lad from work, a bit younger than me.

 

Not knowing we'd been out previously, he tells me about taking her out and also her mentioning the car park. Turns out he drives on with her to take a look, at which point she f?cked the arse off him and turned out to be a proper cockhungry fuckslut.

 

I really was too nice for my own good.

Proper Mills and Boon stuff that, Smiffs.

Well seeing as though i have been on about 6 first dates in the last 3 weeks, I recon I have this down to a tee now.

 

Im not into this first date sh@g stuff - a true English gent!!! hehe

Edited August 29, 200818 yr by The True Marple White

Well seeing as though i have been on about 6 first dates in the last 3 weeks, I recon I have this down to a tee now.

 

Im not into this first date sh@g stuff - a true English gent!!! hehe

 

Hanging around a heath waiting for strange men is not considered a date

haha cheers Widnes!!

 

its the wonders of internet dating!!!

Zico got the ball rolling with his 1 minute wonder on the speed dating thread.

 

So, first date experiences please.........good bad or indifferent.

 

A lass at worked fetched her dowter in for a bit of work experience during her final school exams. she wore the filthiest outfits and would show off far too much tit and leg, sit really close, and we'd have the occasional quick snog and grope in the print room. She was legal but in the final months of her schooling. She went on an end of year shcool trip to Germany and ran up a huge phone bill ringing me, but I didnt want to push it incase her mum thought I was a sexfiend.

 

After a bit of encouragement off her mum we ended up going on on a proper first date.

 

I was about 20, maybe 21. Picked her up in my dads car, took her to the pictures, walked out after 10 minutes coz it was w?nk and went for a drive round and a couple of drinks.

 

Now I was a bit nervous with wimmin then and didnt want to take advantage of a colleagues dowter. Anyway, driving her wom, we pass her school. She tells me that there is a car park round the back where they go to smoke. 'Oh aye, we used to smoke behind the sports hall when we' went, blah blah blah. Thinks nowt of it.

 

Takes her home later, polite kiss, proper gentleman, but the age difference concerned me a tad. But by f?ck she was sexy especially in a uniform.

 

Anyway, things fizzled out a bit and her next first date turned out to be with another lad from work, a bit younger than me.

 

Not knowing we'd been out previously, he tells me about taking her out and also her mentioning the car park. Turns out he drives on with her to take a look, at which point she f?cked the arse off him and turned out to be a proper cockhungry fuckslut.

 

I really was too nice for my own good.

 

First date:

Thought it'd be a good idea to go to the cinema (which now thinking it through is never a good idea). Got to the Middlebrook, bought some snacks and the biggest coke (1 litre cup?) they sold to share. Upon entering the cinema she sat down, I passed her the snacks and then went to put the huge drink into the little cup holder. At this point it lost it's balance and landed on her lap emptying the whole thing into her skirt, there was a huge pool of coke on her skirt with ice bobbing about in it, hilarious thinking back not so much at the time! At this point I panicked and generally nearly shat myself, thought 'well that's the end of that', anyhow to my astonishment she poured it all out of her skirt, moved seats and simply let it dry off!

 

Moral of the story: Women from Westhoughton are stupid!

First date:

Thought it'd be a good idea to go to the cinema (which now thinking it through is never a good idea). Got to the Middlebrook, bought some snacks and the biggest coke (1 litre cup?) they sold to share. Upon entering the cinema she sat down, I passed her the snacks and then went to put the huge drink into the little cup holder. At this point it lost it's balance and landed on her lap emptying the whole thing into her skirt, there was a huge pool of coke on her skirt with ice bobbing about in it, hilarious thinking back not so much at the time! At this point I panicked and generally nearly shat myself, thought 'well that's the end of that', anyhow to my astonishment she poured it all out of her skirt, moved seats and simply let it dry off!

 

Moral of the story: Women from Westhoughton are stupid!

sharing beverages on a first date

 

Anyway, did you get her moist "down there" again after the film?

sharing beverages on a first date

 

Anyway, did you get her moist "down there" again after the film?

If it was alcoholic there would be no chance, like a mug I was on driving duties in my B Reg Vauxhall Nova - nice!

 

And I didn't get a thing, obviously a lezza!

Got lucky on a night out once when at Uni and ended up going back to hers.

 

Thing was, me not being the romantic sort and having a skinful of ale meant that as soon as my head hit the pillow I was out.

 

Couple of hours later, needed a p?ss so tried to find my way to the toilet, and I'm not properly awake so stumbling around a bit.

 

I couldn't find the bedroom door nevermind the toilet and I'm getting more and more desperate so I thought f?ck it, I'll do it here.

 

Thing is me stumbling round has woken her up, and she turns the light on wondering what I'm doing. The light coming on is what suddenly wakes me up.

 

So I'm stood there with one arm against the wall for balance and the other holding my c?ck and a look of shock on my face as I'm suddenly thinking how I explain this one.

 

And when I look down to see where I've p?ssed, I'd managed to get it in one of her trainers and it was nearly full to the top!

 

The rest of the night was spent on the sofa, although I did see meet up with her a few times afterwards.

 

Moral of the story, want to pull women from Sheffield, p?ss in their trainers, they don't mind.

pulled bird from westhoughton at a party in manc when v v v drunk

 

agreed to meet her week later at kro on piccadilly gardens

 

said be there for 8.30

 

as she worked in manc, she said she would go for a drink after work rather than go home and back

 

when she said drink she meant 2 bottles of wine

 

when I turned up she was leathered

 

and ugly

 

3rd question I asked was "what time is your train home?"

 

the 6th was "shall we go to oxford road and see if there is an earlier one?"

 

8th - "my mates are at home having a smoke if you fancy going round?"

 

she wouldn't get the message

 

she somehow ended up back at mine

 

she then passed out on my sofa

 

took a picture, sent it my mates, turned the lights out, went to bed

And I didn't get a thing, obviously a lezza!

 

There is a trick where you make a hole in the bottom of the pop corn bucket you should be told about.

There is a trick where you make a hole in the bottom of the pop corn bucket you should be told about.

Sounds like he tried it with the drink instead.

Met a bird in the man and syth and had four thatchers one august saturday night!

Its never going to last with that start point!

Met a bird in the man and syth and had four thatchers one august saturday night!

Its never going to last with that start point!

 

Was she drinking in the place and you just so happened to meet her in there or did you actually ask to meet her in there?

we bumped into each other!

The first date was in Hale, cheshire!!! (a bit different)

Met a bird in the man and syth and had four thatchers one august saturday night!

Its never going to last with that start point!

 

 

Classic Gumbo - love it!!

 

I didn't teach you that one!

Me and a mate got friendly with this lass in Reubins a few years back. Flirty with both over a number of weeks, not too fussy, but a bit rough round the edges. You know the type.

 

Anyway, she invites us both back to her house up Wigan Road one night. Ho f?ckin ho!!

 

Gets there in the early hours, and she gets the spirits out and a couple of joints, then nips upstairs to 'slip into something more comfortable'.

 

By the time she comes down, the telly is on and we're watching the first few minutes of a British Lions Test in South Africa (I think it was).

 

She kicked us out soon after, but not before we'd fallen asleep on the couch.

 

Thankfully there was a re-run of the game later the following day so we didnt miss any of it in the end.

More years ago than I care to remember. Went to the flicks at Pilsworth, never been to the ones at Pilsworth before & by the time we got there I was bursting for a dump. I thought the toilets were a bit to pretty but I was desperate. Let rip a cracking growler. Washed & dried my hands walked outside, to find my date stood there with two friends, laughing there pretty little faces off. Muggins here had just been in the ladies.

 

Thankfully my date saw the funny side & did'nt report me to the police. I would say more but she's a bolton fan & may well be on this forum.

 

If you are, sorry about Pilsworth love.

Love it!

So... where is Pilsworth?

Pilsworths near Bury

I met someone off the internet once, and they'd said they were 29. When i met up with him, he admitted he was 35.

They kept going on about what a good catch they were, when in reality they were a bore. I tried a few excuses to finish the night like that i didnt feel well, emergency at home etc... well he wasnt taking the hint. In the end I ran away when he went to the loo. which is very cruel, but he wasn't as good a catch as he thought he was.

 

so true marple white, beware of internet dating!!

I once went on a blind date with a lass from round here. Scrubbed up well she did, lived up wigan way from what I remember.

 

Things were going great, I had her pissing hersides with laughter. She also kept looking and my crotch when I sat down.

 

After a while, it was obvious my luck was in so I went to the bog to wash my cock, came back out and she'd been abducted.

 

Never saw her again.

I met someone off the internet once, and they'd said they were 29. When i met up with him, he admitted he was 35.

They kept going on about what a good catch they were, when in reality they were a bore. I tried a few excuses to finish the night like that i didnt feel well, emergency at home etc... well he wasnt taking the hint. In the end I ran away when he went to the loo. which is very cruel, but he wasn't as good a catch as he thought he was.

 

so true marple white, beware of internet dating!!

 

Have we been out?

one night wile working away took a nice girl out 2nd pub said shes had at least 12 lads in past 6 months .she didant even have time to finish her drink i was up her in the car park. then back to her mum and dad for some real abuse

one night wile working away took a nice girl out 2nd pub said shes had at least 12 lads in past 6 months .she didant even have time to finish her drink i was up her in the car park. then back to her mum and dad for some real abuse

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