Anyone else met any old flames on there....

 

now that thing is very very dangerous...

Stay away, it a nightmare!!!

 

"she said your like a disease without any cure"

Anyone else met any old flames on there....

 

now that thing is very very dangerous...

 

 

No, but jokingly I sent a message to a bloke I knew years ago who'd requested me as a friend that I'm glad he's forgiven me after all these years. He said 'no problem', like he thought we once were an item! Worrying!

FB friends with most of my old flames. Parted all on reasonable terms.

 

No desire whatsoever to renew owt with em mind.

 

Past is past if you ask me.

Oh aye it can be dangerous!!

 

 

Tip, dont invite family members!!

I have a friend called Tom

I'll tell you what

 

I've always stayed away from places like that but I have a friend who lives in Greece, anyway.... I got this invite from him, to join so I thinks, can't do any harm

 

F?ck me, I've been inundated by quimpotent waterpuppies and slap and tickle brigadiers, people sulking because I've not added them as friends

 

Mexican aftershave does not put them off

 

Stay away, it's the devil's sperm rather than the elixia of the gods

Someone should found titbook.

My mum has just joined.

 

I will be leaving.

My mum has just joined.

 

I will be leaving.

 

Don't blame you piggy

 

Is there any chance I can bum you before you leave

Don't blame you piggy

 

Is there any chance I can bum you before you leave

 

Possibly, if you hadn't have called me piggy

Stay away, it a nightmare!!!

 

"she said your like a disease without any cure"

i wa reinacting that video yesterday! for some reason my exes wont acknowledge me!!!

Anyone else met any old flames on there....

 

now that thing is very very dangerous...

yep !! and now my missus thinks i`m up to summet

 

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all mine have gone on to great things while i wallow in the sh1te.

 

im developing a theory that they suck the life force out of me, and then move on.

Ruined my bloody summer. Started off looking like Bolton's version of Brad Pitt, came out of a facebook vortex looking like Gandalf with a withered arm!

 

Bumped in to an old friend on the town hall square yesterday. He said he was thinking of joining facebook. I practically screamed that he would be selling his soul to satan if he did.

 

Hope he took me advice.

yep !! and now my missus thinks i`m up to summet

 

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What's his name?

Not been on Facebook to long, nowt but good experiences thus far.

What's his name?

bob

Ruined my bloody summer. Started off looking like Bolton's version of Brad Pitt, came out of a facebook vortex looking like Gandalf with a withered arm!

kinell Peter that is p!ss funny. ::::

yep !! and now my missus thinks i`m up to summet

 

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and would she be right in thinking that?

see the ex is on there now!!!!

 

caught up with all my cousins (3 of them) at my dad's funeral in May.

they all live darn sarf. anyway, we've all caught up via Facebook now.

problem is, one of them is a serial FBer and tries to get me to join group after group after group.

most of them are for stuff like domestic violence, missing kids, etc, etc.

weird.

worst still my cousins kids have now requested me as a mate.

obviously pictures of me with golf balls for eyes have to be "limited".

my ex-sister-in-law only has a limited access to my stuff - to which she has since accused me of "being up to things" for not giving her ful access!!

 

and then to top it all off BCG keeps kicking my arse on Premier Footie.

 

As for old flames catching up with me..... hardly, unless they've figured out a way to access the internet from under the patios!

obviously pictures of me with golf balls for eyes have to be "limited".

What about this one.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He's having a 'dangerwank'!!!

What about this one.....

 

Is that Smiley with his RAF contact lenses in?

Smiley, is that your cumming face?

I used to think you looked like Gary Speed. Now I think you look like that Mario off big brother!