What the fcuk's all that about

 

I'm all for the modern man to look good and to spoil himself every now and again ie, moisterising and grooming but hair straighteners is just taking the fcuking piss, it's just not right and if anyone on here (Smiley) uses them you should come out and just accept that you're a fcuking bender

Bald, its the future.

If I saw a man weilding straighteners it would probably put me off. I split up with my first boyfriend after meeting him in the hairdressers while he was wearing his streaking cap.

 

Surely streakers are supposed to be completely naked? WTF was he doing wearing a cap? Im glad you dumped him, he's obviously an idiot!

Surely streakers are supposed to be completely naked? WTF was he doing wearing a cap? Im glad you dumped him, he's obviously an idiot!

 

Surely this depends on where the cap is located?

Surely this depends on where the cap is located?

Its only streaking if the cap is being held in the hand and not covering any body parts, otherwise you're not naked. According to moi. You may disagree. But i'll beat you.

Hope them Stoke lads who joined a bit back dont read this thread

 

Did not even know they did them for bloke's

now, some of the blokes on here must have bleached their hair in the past - I of course never had, any blokes going to own up to having changed from their natural hair colour?

now, some of the blokes on here must have bleached their hair in the past - I of course never had, any blokes going to own up to having changed from their natural hair colour?

 

I'll hazard a guess that mannyroad58's hasn't always been that colour.

now, some of the blokes on here must have bleached their hair in the past - I of course never had, any blokes going to own up to having changed from their natural hair colour?

 

i died it green once dunno why just got bored round at a mates so she decided to dye my hair

now, some of the blokes on here must have bleached their hair in the past - I of course never had, any blokes going to own up to having changed from their natural hair colour?

 

I never have and never will, i'm just a natural blonde but over to Widnes for this one he's still living in the 70s the fcuking freak

 

Oh and Ani.............go and fcuk yourself

Now, now bolty. Crawley isn't Kensington, or even Horsham for that matter. I'm sure that the drunks at the half way house down our road don't use hair strightners!

 

Ponce per square metre just has to be greater in Crawley than Bolton. Don't even bother attempting to argue the point Comrade Chardonnay.

Ponce per square metre just has to be greater in Crawley than Bolton. Don't even bother attempting to argue the point Comrade Chardonnay.

to be fair, I was in Crawley (the place, not the forum member) for business last week, bits of it are even grimmer than bits of Bolton. I was hugely unimpressed...........not a Tarquin in site in the area I visited, which was dissapointed. I suspect that Crawley (the forum member, and not the town) lives in a detached property called "Cravate Cottage" in a nice area though, maybe he'll invite me for some grilled halloumi next time I'm in the area

One of my mates uses hair straighteners but he gets more fanny than any of t'other lads so it must do something for the girls,

 

That said he is a filthy emo.

 

Talking of which. Anyone see that lad who played the emo knobbing the fit Webster girl in Corination St t'other week on Buzzcocks ?

 

He was a walking advert for hair straighteners.

to be fair, I was in Crawley (the place, not the forum member) for business last week, bits of it are even grimmer than bits of Bolton. I was hugely unimpressed...........not a Tarquin in site in the area I visited, which was dissapointed. I suspect that Crawley (the forum member, and not the town) lives in a detached property called "Cravate Cottage" in a nice area though, maybe he'll invite me for some grilled halloumi next time I'm in the area

 

 

If you're really lucky, he'll have Nigel and Jeremy around from the Performing Arts Society and you can listen to an impassioned argument about the complexities of a correct Plie

If you're really lucky, he'll have Nigel and Jeremy around from the Performing Arts Society and you can listen to an impassioned argument about the complexities of a correct Plie

 

 

What's up with you today Bolty lad, you are a bit nowty, kangeroo sh@t on the lawn?

What's up with you today Bolty lad, you are a bit nowty, kangeroo sh@t on the lawn?

 

Nah mate. Not nowt at all (at least I didn't think so!). Maybe the missus being away for three weeks in Bolton has allowed my testosterone levels to get too high.

 

May as well issue a tsunami warning for Satday neet right now

 

Seriously, just having a prod at good ol' Crawley. He takes it all in good heart.

I MUST ADMIT , I DO NOW HAVE DESIGNER GREY HIGHLIGHTS PUT INTO MY HAIR , I HAVE THAT LITTLE BIT MORE PUT IN WEEK BY WEEK !

now, some of the blokes on here must have bleached their hair in the past - I of course never had, any blokes going to own up to having changed from their natural hair colour?

Yep used to have blonde highlights in mine in an attempt at that 'boy band look', turns out I was too ugly for that so reverted back and got loads of fanny as a natural mousey brown (which is a shit colour of hair IMO).

Edited September 3, 200817 yr by dci_bwfc

to be fair, I was in Crawley (the place, not the forum member) for business last week, bits of it are even grimmer than bits of Bolton. I was hugely unimpressed...........not a Tarquin in site in the area I visited, which was dissapointed. I suspect that Crawley (the forum member, and not the town) lives in a detached property called "Cravate Cottage" in a nice area though, maybe he'll invite me for some grilled halloumi next time I'm in the area

 

 

 

 

My house, BTW is called Fop's Corner and we live in a lovely little gated commune in Pease Pottage where we share the profits from our white collar, silver backed jobs by hosting veggie cook offs for the local unfortunates. This allows us to feel good about ourselves and sample the delights of locally grown produce.

 

CWP if you are ever in Crawley do drop by, just remember the dress code - sandals and linen sourced from fair trade shops only.

I'll own up to having a few streaks in my hair in the 80's, everybody did - didn't they?

I'll own up to having a few streaks in my hair in the 80's, everybody did - didn't they?

 

 

I have owed and used hair strightners in 95 to get my Damon Albarn fringe just right. The shame.

I'll own up to having a few streaks in my hair in the 80's

Proper bird shit ones?

JAL

Proper bird shit ones?

JAL

Now NB, I know you like a man to be "well groomed" - where do you stand on bleached hair, and hair straightners for blokes?

Now NB, I know you like a man to be "well groomed" - where do you stand on bleached hair, and hair straightners for blokes?

 

I do, and my answers are no and no.

Sorry, I thought you were having a senior moment, you're at "that" age!

 

Oi wench, WTF's wrong with being 40 odd?

Oi wench, WTF's wrong with being 40 odd?

 

Absolutely nothing, flower! Other than 40 odd year old blokes tend to be a tad tetchy and over sensitive.