Burnden,Reebok,Blackburn,Portmouth,Sheff Utd,Southamton, and this season at the York v Barrow match.

Old Trafford, last season.

nowt to be proud of but , banned for life from " burnden park "

 

and boy oh boy , they were not happy when they moved, and realised it should have read

 

 

bolton wanderers for life.......

Oldham, Hull, Chelsea, Shrewsbury, Wigan, Bournemouth there are probably others but I've forgotten them

Burnden, Walsall (twice in the same match), Watford and Rotherham. The last two I technically didn't get in...... PC Roscoe will remember me - he did at Watford.

roscoe were not a bad lad...........

Burnden, Walsall (twice in the same match), Watford and Rotherham. The last two I technically didn't get in...... PC Roscoe will remember me - he did at Watford.

 

Police Officer Roscoe P. Coltrane?

 

Dukes

roscoe were not a bad lad...........

 

Thing is with Roscoe he would ask me daft questions when I was in no fit state to answer them, like what's your name?, rattle off the alphabet and you've been drinking haven't you?

Burnden, Walsall (twice in the same match), Watford and Rotherham. The last two I technically didn't get in...... PC Roscoe will remember me - he did at Watford.

 

 

......... and how can I forget, thanks to a Mod off here, Old Trafford on new years eve a couple of years back.

Burnden, Walsall (twice in the same match), Watford and Rotherham. The last two I technically didn't get in...... PC Roscoe will remember me - he did at Watford.

 

your reason for ejection has gotta be unique

 

 

that was one fiver you should've kept in your pocket

 

reckon it could go down in the 'most goals youve missed in one game through getting kicked out' thread

Thing is with Roscoe he would ask me daft questions when I was in no fit state to answer them, like what's your name?, rattle off the alphabet and you've been drinking haven't you?

 

his sidekick that was always with him...

 

ended up as a carpark steward at the breezeblok for a couple of seasons when he first retired...

 

always remember him following us when we came out of the new den at millwall...with a camera Roger Cook would of been proud of...

 

that was a certain ex postmans coach...no doorknockers or runners allowed...

 

bushwackers....shit em...then off to victoria to wait for chelsea...

 

happy days...

your reason for ejection has gotta be unique

 

 

that was one fiver you should've kept in your pocket

 

reckon it could go down in the 'most goals youve missed in one game through getting kicked out' thread

 

I think it's a world record.

Edited October 8, 200817 yr by Underpants

Thing is with Roscoe he would ask me daft questions when I was in no fit state to answer them, like what's your name?, rattle off the alphabet and you've been drinking haven't you?

 

was he your form teacher............comprehensive education does'nt work

......... and how can I forget, thanks to a Mod off here, Old Trafford on new years eve a couple of years back.

 

You were the one who the Munich was trying to punch.

Amazingly, I've only ever been ejected once

 

That was at Portsmouth when we got the draw that secured our first Europeaen campaign

 

Now we'd been on the beer since about 4am (in fact, thinking about it, I'm surprised I got in). So just before half time, I fell asleep for a couple of minutes but quickly woke up and went for a burger

 

Anyhow, billy knobhead steward decides he would follow me, as I'm queueing up he approached me as says 'Are you drunk' to which I foolishly replied 'No, I was drunk at 9am, I'm thoroughly w?nkered now'

 

Unfortunately, he had no sense of humour and therefore called the police over and threw me out, thankfully, they decided not to arrest me as I was making no sense so they took me back to the coach instead to continue my sleep