F off

LSD or Evo Stik?

LSD or Evo Stik?

They probably don't ask that at checkouts down there.

 

Tesco ask

 

Every time

Now I know what you're on about. Next time they ask you, can you keep a dead pan face and immediately say 'Fudge packing?'

They probably don't ask that at checkouts down there.

 

Tesco ask

 

Every time

 

 

FFS, you miserable c?nt. Go to Lidl if you don't like it, I bet they don't ask there.

They probably don't ask that at checkouts down there.

 

Tesco ask

 

Every time

 

What are you buying that you are embarrassed about them seeing BD?

FFS, you miserable c?nt. Go to Lidl if you don't like it, I bet they don't ask there.

I've never noticed you using that word before

I've never noticed you using that word before

Lidl?

What are you buying that you are embarrassed about them seeing BD?

I'm always hungover when I do the week's shop, maybe I should be more forgiving. They are all very nice people, we chat nicely, but then they and me that question and it's all can do to say "no, thanks".

 

Maybe I am just a miserable c.c.c...c, no can't say it.

Lidl?

What's it like?

 

My parents have been

F off

You say yes and watch the fcukers face,

 

get on my mantits too that.

What's it like?

 

My parents have been

I'd not be knowing gov'nor, hence the "I bet".

What's it like?

 

My parents have been

 

serious bargains to be had at Lidl on some quite high end stuff, but they get hidden amongst the dross and may only be on special once a year and in limited numbers - check the website and get in there quick

serious bargains to be had at Lidl on some quite high end stuff, but they get hidden amongst the dross and may only be on special once a year and in limited numbers - check the website and get in there quick

Chocolate is bob on there,bird goes in for her hair stuff and always

 

bring me some home.

Chocolate is bob on there,bird goes in for her hair stuff and always

 

bring me some home.

 

Your bird washes her hair in chocolate?

 

Kinky or wierd.

Pisses me off no end when you get some lazy c?nt who says 'yes', then stands there watching the poor lass scan, and then pack, a months worth of goods whilst I am stood there waiting pay for my butty and bottle of water.

 

Put the stuff in yourself and f?ck off out of the way you bone idle selfish slag. Your Dad should have shot you on your mums glasses. C?nt.

 

Grrr

Pisses me off no end when you get some lazy c?nt who says 'yes', then stands there watching the poor lass scan, and then pack, a months worth of goods whilst I am stood there waiting pay for my butty and bottle of water.

 

Put the stuff in yourself and f?ck off out of the way you bone idle selfish slag. Your Dad should have shot you on your mums glasses. C?nt.

 

Grrr

 

Not as much as the typical 55 year old munter who cant stop nattering to the said checkout lass thus slowing the whole process down. Then once the last item is totalised, digs around for ages in some monster bag to find purse and then slowly unloads two months worth of coupons onto checkout, then scratches around looking for the exact change in 1p and 2p coins, then another chat as she slowly puts away the receipt in said purse, then packs purse back into monster black bag followed by scarf followed by gloves, hat and other shiite that wimin have. Then proceeds to lift shopping bags back into trolley one by one followed by a last goodbye chat.

 

Then just as you think the war is over her stuttering, piss stinking hubby shuffles in front of you with the packet of werthers they forgot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Gas chambers should be placed in the car parks for people like this

I've said for a long time now that old folk shouldn't be allowed in town centres during peak periods and weekends

 

So before 12.00 and after 14.00 it's ok but then I want them out again by 16.00

 

Anybody breaking the rules would clamped and left to freeze to death, they'll soon learn

FFS, you miserable c?nt. Go to Lidl if you don't like it, I bet they don't ask there.

 

I recently went from Sainsbury's to Aldi

 

it's a whole different ethos there

 

they chuck the stuff in your trolley at 100mph and you've got to pack it yourself but not at the checkout

 

crazy but it's like a form of natural supermarket selection, survival of the fittest, I like it

 

that and cheap ale

I've said for a long time now that old folk shouldn't be allowed in town centres during peak periods and weekends

 

So before 12.00 and after 14.00 it's ok but then I want them out again by 16.00

 

Anybody breaking the rules would clamped and left to freeze to death, they'll soon learn

And leave your kids at home, we don't want them scriking all the way around Tesco

I've said for a long time now that old folk shouldn't be allowed in town centres during peak periods and weekends

 

So before 12.00 and after 14.00 it's ok but then I want them out again by 16.00

 

Anybody breaking the rules would clamped and left to freeze to death, they'll soon learn

 

 

I've said before. The only way to police this is a wristband system. One colour for oldies, one for full time workers, one for part timers and one for dolies. Simple!

And anyone caught selling them automatically has to use the dolie one, working or not working!

Oh, and obviously, the dolies aren't allowed in the same shops as us and have a self destruct mechanism if they do try and enter a nice store.

And leave your kids at home, we don't want them scriking all the way around Tesco

 

 

What the hungover singletons? Nah, fcuk 'em, if I'm up and early on Saturday morning then the only thing that's going to cheer me up is pissing off everyone else while I'm shopping.

 

But to be fair, I only shop online and get bits and bats from Lidl.

I got asked if I wanted help with my packing today. I only bought a butty, some crisps and a paper. I wonder how many people take them up on it. Can't people just ask if they want help? Poor checkout girls must be saying it in their sleep.

They probably don't ask that at checkouts down there.

 

Tesco ask

 

Every time

 

 

They dont ask here either they just do it, all you get asked is paper or plastic ? (bags that is)