Dead simple.......I'm getting a new dog and am open to suggestions on names........

 

.....Steve is the winner so far.

Play it safe with Dave ffs.

Don't do it

 

Smelly vicious arse licking f?ckers the lot of them.

My neighbours dog is called bendix (i think that's how it's spelt) after his very reliable washing machine

You could empower the dog by letting it picks its own name- simply place the dog in front of the tv during advertisements and the first time it responds by lifting its head/cocking head to one side/pricking up ears, choose the name of the brand being advertised.

Swanny.

Kim

Don't do it

 

Smelly vicious arse licking f?ckers the lot of them.

 

Don't be a scaredy cat. They're only vicious if they've got a shite owner. FACT!

Hanyhoo, regarding the licking issue, most folk say that just because they can't!

You could empower the dog by letting it picks its own name- simply place the dog in front of the tv during advertisements and the first time it responds by lifting its head/cocking head to one side/pricking up ears, choose the name of the brand being advertised.

There could be problems with this. Calling a male dog 'Fairy' (as in the washing up liquid) will probably give it a complex.

There could be problems with this. Calling a male dog 'Fairy' (as in the washing up liquid) will probably give it a complex.

 

Not as much as calling a male dog 'tena lady'

I was talking about the owners!!!

Ive a Shitzu called Barney and he loves it!

Mine answers to quite a few names. Then again, my angel is very clever & advanced for her age!

BTW, I'm currently looking at the possibility of emigrating and have found a creche for dogs. They call it doggy daycare over there.

Only in Americee!

Mine answers to quite a few names. Then again, my angel is very clever & advanced for her age!

BTW, I'm currently looking at the possibility of emigrating and have found a creche for dogs. They call it doggy daycare over there.

Only in Americee!

Will she a school report?

Call it 'Allahu Ackbar' to scare the neighbours.

Brian.

Will she a school report?

 

 

Apparently she'll need to pass an interview to get in. As I say, only in Americeee!

Kebab

If it's a new puppy call it Iggy.

 

 

Iggy Pup!

Depends what it looks like/type etc?

 

Eg. If it's a small poodle looking dog, you can't call it Tyson

Apparently she'll need to pass an interview to get in. As I say, only in Americeee!

 

You can just imagine the questions:

 

Q - How are you feeling today

A - Woof

 

Q - What's at the side of the fairway on a golf coarse

A - Woof

 

Q - What's it like living in Chorley

A - Woof

 

Well done you're in

Call it Bastard.

 

At some stage of it's development it will live up to it's name.

 

Oh, er.......FACT!

Call it 'Dog'

Asda

Zeus