I bought some naga chilis the other day, as you rattle on about them and finally I decided to see what all the fuss was about.

 

Well, I can only describe the experience as being similar to having an oil well discovered in your throat, than Saddam Hussein setting fire to it whilst a billlion tonnes of broken glass are blasted up my arse and through my entire digestive system.

 

I only used a little one in a curry. It was biblically hot. I swear my eyebrows went so high I looked like Penfold.

 

Edit: You b???tard.

 

Double edit due to new swearing blackout: You cuntnose

Edited March 26, 200917 yr by Spider

I bought some naga chilis the other day, as you rattle on about them and finally I decided to see what all the fuss was about.

 

Well, I can only describe the experience as being similar to having an oil well discovered in your throat, than Saddam Hussein setting fire to it whilst a billlion tonnes of broken glass are blasted up my arse and through my entire digestive system.

 

I only used a little one in a curry. It was biblically hot. I swear my eyebrows went so high I looked like Penfold.

 

Edit: You b???tard.

 

Dorsets? And not the shitty little ones Tesco were flogging?

Dorsets? And not the shitty little ones Tesco were flogging?

 

No, Naga morish from here:

 

Don't tell me the carrot crunching ones are hotter????

Edited March 26, 200917 yr by Spider

No, Naga morish from here:

 

Don't tell me the carrot crunching ones are hotter????

 

indeed they are

indeed they are

 

I'm officially not up to the task.

 

Whatever they were, my mate has 3 left and reckons he's putting them in 1 pan at the weekend.

 

Expect Ross Kemp to be nearby with his helmet on.

Grow a big bastard Dorset like this one I nurtured into full fury last summer

Grow a big baastard Dorset like this one I nurtured into full fury last summer

 

 

Planted mine a couple of days back

 

Those seed have a lot to live up to judging by that pic!

 

Without turning this in to some gay gardeners corner thread - what feed did you use?

its summat to do wit N-P-K for feeding plants i think

 

 

high N (NITROGEN) in the growth stage

 

P (PHOSPHORUS) for building roots

 

high K (POTTASIUM) during the flower stage

 

 

 

or just use tomato food

Interesting article on chillies and Dorset Nagas here:

 

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fo...ent-969617.html

 

 

last month, a 33-year-old chef died after eating a super-hot chilli sauce that he had made with chillies grown in his father's allotment.

 

WTF

or just use tomato food

 

aye, that does work - Tomarite or whatever its called.

But ony owd solution or the pellets you shove into the soil, from any owd supermarket, will do.

Not baby bio then?

I've so many chilli plants now it's getting stupid.

 

I've decided to make a load of my own sauce at the end of summer.

 

Now I'm thinking "Squidgy's Naga Vodka" might be the future!

 

http://www.firefoods.co.uk/downloads/chilli_vodka.pdf

Edited May 7, 200917 yr by squidgy66

Now I'm thinking "Squidgy's Naga Vodka" might be the future!

I'm ahead of you Squidge - below are Dorsets in 90% by volume alcohol.

Tried it and me kidneys flared up then I puked me guts up.

I'm ahead of you Squidge - below are Dorsets in 90% by volume alcohol.

Tried it and me kidneys flared up then I puked me guts up.

 

Maybe just the one chilli then

Now then

Are they good for gout?

So ive been wasting my time buying Extra Extra Hot, "Nando`s "piri-piri sauce?

So ive been wasting my time buying Extra Extra Hot, "Nando`s "piri-piri sauce?

yup

Why the frig would you want to eat something so hot it removes your stomach lining instantly and gives you crohns disease for the rest of your life?

 

Egg worriers all of you...

Edited May 15, 200917 yr by Winchester White

Why the frig would you want to eat something so hot it removes your stomach lining instantly and gives you crohns disease for the rest of your life?

 

Egg worriers all of you...

some truth in that - I'm allergic to the cunts as well!

But the thing is...it's the Naga Burn

some truth in that - I'm allergic to the cunts as well!

But the thing is...it's the Naga Burn

If a psychiatrist was to read this, coupled with the fact that your chosen username is Satan, he could have reason to think there was at least a mild form of mental illness.

 

Feel boxed in and tempted to go into a behavior that you don't feel good about?

This thread made an old git laugh out loud. That opening quote from Spider has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read. Going for a lie down now.

If a psychiatrist was to read this, coupled with the fact that your chosen username is Satan, he could have reason to think there was at least a mild form of mental illness.

 

Got him nailed there

Satan, I hope this is a proud moment for you, but I was at a garden centre a while back, saw a tiny little chilli plant and thought 'if that owd pisscan can cultivate chillis then so can I'.

I can see the little thing is now pregnant with 6 buds, I'm proper excited!

Satan, I hope this is a proud moment for you, but I was at a garden centre a while back, saw a tiny little chilli plant and thought 'if that owd pisscan can cultivate chillis then so can I'.

I can see the little thing is now pregnant with 6 buds, I'm proper excited!

eeh, I feel like Percy Thrower

 

Note - by that I don't mean I feel like having Percy Thrower in a sexual way - for starters he's been dead for many a year. Mind you, I realise that wouldn't deter some on here, but it would mean digging up the Blue Peter garden...still, Widders could give what's left of Petra his best attentions.

Satan, I hope this is a proud moment for you, but I was at a garden centre a while back, saw a tiny little chilli plant and thought 'if that owd pisscan can cultivate chillis then so can I'.

I can see the little thing is now pregnant with 6 buds, I'm proper excited!

Anyway, is it a bastard hot variety? I've got 6 Trinidad Scorpions coming up a treat - if I can get summat out of them this year they're supposed to be right cunts.

In fact I know they are, having bought 4 pots of Trinidad Scorpion Chutney - its a fucker! Scroll down to it at http://www.chileseeds.co.uk/chilli_sauces.htm

horticulture, bestiality AND necrophillia all in one sentence - Job done, Satan, well done, I salute you!