May 20, 200917 yr 1 - They have a vaginal opening2 - They talk a lot 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 - oh and they have tits
May 20, 200917 yr They look at things on the bright side alot, case in point was last season when we were 2-0 against Arsenal and lost 3-2, needless to say I wasnt a happy bunny, Our Maude picks me up and on way wom she takes a brief de tour to her folks, father in law asks me nowt about the game as he knows better, but mother in law aske me how my day has been, and then after told her what had un folded in the days events she said I was a lucky lad to of seen all them goals.............
May 20, 200917 yr 1 - They have a vaginal opening2 3 - That some of them are single for a reason 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 - oh and they have tits
May 20, 200917 yr They're fucking mental. But aint they good at putting a show on first (Only some of them mind)
May 20, 200917 yr love spending what aint in their pockets Pick and choose intimate times only swallow on fridays n saturdays
May 20, 200917 yr They make stupid, vague requests like "Tell me something nice." Edited May 20, 200917 yr by Firthy
May 20, 200917 yr The quiet ones are usually mucky cows Girls from council estates have gobbled everyone within a 2 mile radius by the time they're 13 They don't like it when you fart in their general direction
May 20, 200917 yr The number of new summer clothes required is directly proportional to the number of blow jobs offered. The number of new summer clothes stored in the wardrobe is inversely proportional to the number of blow jobs recieved.
May 20, 200917 yr New York, April 2009: 'That was a good meal, nice place. Shall we have a walk and find a nice bar or something?' 'Can't really walk, I've not got the right shoes on for walking.' 'The hotel's only five minutes away, we'll nip back and you can get some others on.' 'Oooooh no, my others won't go with the rest of my outfit.' 'Get changed then, won't take you five minutes.' 'I don't want to, I've got my nice things on.' 'So, allow me to clarify. You won't walk anywhere and you won't go and change your shoes. In that case we'll spend the remainder of the evening stood still on this pavement, shall we?' This continued for several hours.
May 20, 200917 yr They think money grows on trees. Also when you want to just sit quietly for a bit after hard day at work they just mither the hell out of you with questions about bugger all.
May 20, 200917 yr They think money grows on trees. Also when you want to just sit quietly for a bit after hard day at work they just mither the hell out of you with questions about bugger all. You are me.
May 20, 200917 yr They think money grows on trees. Also when you want to just sit quietly for a bit after hard day at work they just mither the hell out of you with questions about bugger all. And then ask you what you want for tea tomorrow night.
May 20, 200917 yr And then ask you what you want for tea tomorrow night. I think that's a freezer/shoppig thing to keep you all happy, stomach wise. Anyhow, I've read the thread and it did start well with decent points made by the pensioner, to be fair, but has descended into an episode of Loose Men somehow.
May 20, 200917 yr They never ever forget anything You can have come in pissed up at 7am three years ago and she will remember every last details down to the what you were wearing. Not that its happened to me............. honest
May 20, 200917 yr Author I think that's a freezer/shoppig thing to keep you all happy, stomach wise. Anyhow, I've read the thread and it did start well with decent points made by the pensioner, to be fair, but has descended into an episode of Loose Men somehow. They always interfere in mens conversations
May 20, 200917 yr They don't understand that MEN need space every now and again.....generally in the shed, or at the pub....with other non female's.
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