WHO ARE THESE CUNTS WITH THE DRUMS? FUCK OFF YOU BORING, BORING, INFURIATING TWATS.

Sky plusing it.

 

Best programme on tele by a long way is the Den.

Apparently there is a Poker Player (JJ Hazan) pitching for cash from the Dragons.

 

Duncan Bannatyne is a punter, but I can?t see him getting much change out of the others.

 

Should be good fun watching him get laughed out of town.

Wasn't there an old episode where a poker bloke successfully got the money to get a pub league off the ground or summat? They've caught on in millions of pubs now. I don't usually watch this programme though because it's spoken in a corporate wanker language which I don't compute. But it's either this or watching Chris Moyles cunt about looking for his vile ancestry.

 

I'm stillspewing about these drummers.

 

'Oi cunt, you ever had a job?'

 

'I've been a drummer for 12 years.'

 

FUCK OFF

 

'I first played a drum kit when I was 12, then I did Business and Corporate Wank at university, then I went and di the gap year thing and now I'm just a long haired pretentious cunt who plays drums. When I step out of my commune into a 'shop' or 'town centre' I hunch my shoulders and start blinking like a mole, such is my detachment from reality.'

Who has been gazumped in new invention ideas?

I had a cracker - using cremation ash to extract the carbon to make an artificial diamond - which would then be set on a ring as a memento of the deceased.

Good while back this was, and I talked to people who could do it etc and then these cunts beat me to it

http://www.lifegem.com/

cunts

I built a "facebook" style job website about 10 years ago.

 

Stupidly aimed at people networking within a particular industry. Died on it's arse

I built a "facebook" style job website about 10 years ago.

 

Stupidly aimed at people networking within a particular industry. Died on it's arse

 

I designed a trading website on my Spectrum ZX a few years back where people could sell any old shit they didn't want.

 

I called it ragnbonebay

 

The tapes recorder broke though and by the time I got back round to it they'd opened that canopy on the town hall square and my idea was blown.

When I was a kid I was knew, just knew, that everywhere would have video cameras but couldn't comprehend how small and cheap they would be.

 

It started with CCTV in supermarkets and football grounds.

 

20 years later...

mussle production in Sotland, the funniest pitch ive heard

Apparently there is a Poker Player (JJ Hazan) pitching for cash from the Dragons.

 

Duncan Bannatyne is a punter, but I can?t see him getting much change out of the others.

 

Should be good fun watching him get laughed out of town.

 

 

was this not last week if it is the same he didn't

get anything they just saw it as a bet on him doing well

was this not last week if it is the same he didn't

get anything they just saw it as a bet on him doing well

 

aye that were last week, i just didnt open a new thread

aye that were last week, i just didnt open a new thread

 

My mistake didn't see the date

That bog-eyed presenter freaks me out

That bog-eyed presenter freaks me out

Deborah Meaden.............would ya?

Deborah Meaden.............would ya?

 

 

Aye, Sugar Mummy

gross

Deborah Meaden.............would ya?

 

Not a prayer

 

BUT

 

Sharon Wright, the 39 year old MILF who got a deal with them from a couple of weeks ago....yes please, even though she's from Scunny

 

Dragon MILF

Not a prayer

 

BUT

 

Sharon Wright, the 39 year old MILF who got a deal with them from a couple of weeks ago....yes please, even though she's from Scunny

 

Dragon MILF

 

 

39 is MILF? That's a bit of a depressing thought! Wait till you're 39 Jules and you still think you're 23!

39 is MILF? That's a bit of a depressing thought! Wait till you're 39 Jules and you still think you're 23!

 

NB, no need to be anry petal, she's a MILF as she has a daughter - it's irrespective of age.

 

Oh and I'm 31 and think I'm 23 (apart from the hairline obviously) anyway

Deborah Meaden.............would ya?

 

She's loaded, and I've done worse

She's loaded, and I've done worse

 

Aye, but you've done worse than Theo Paphitis so that doesn't say owt