no balls Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 They're definately from Bolton! Grim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 have you not applied for tickets to go on the show yet.............thinking about it, I'm sure I saw you in the audience the other week, sat next to Widders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 There's a long waiting list, C, we're a good few weeks after you in the queue! The next ones up look like nice folk too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted August 13, 2009 Moderators Share Posted August 13, 2009 a mate was looking to rent out his flat in Castlefield wasn't having much luck agent contacted him and said there was an opportunity to rent it out for 2 weeks when asked why only 2 weeks was told it was someone in relation to the jeremy kyle show who needed temporary accommodation he informed them under no circumstances should anyone who is going on the jeremy kyle show be allowed anywhere near his flat turns out it was jeremy kyle himself who needed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted August 13, 2009 Moderators Share Posted August 13, 2009 They're definately from Bolton! Grim! Lower Broughton all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 Lower Broughton all the way. I thought it was the use of the word "ospicul" that gave it away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted August 13, 2009 Moderators Share Posted August 13, 2009 The mum was deffo Salford scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I thought it was the use of the word "ospicul" that gave it away. I had to say that word three or four times to myself to know what you were talking about................why is it that poor/scummy people can't speak properly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 The mum was deffo Salford scum. Nooooooo, the first family! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I had to say that word three or four times to myself to know what you were talking about................why is it that poor/scummy people can't speak properly? Oi, i say ospickle!! Ok so im poor, but im not scummy, and im perfectly eloquent when the need arises! I blame my Grandads rather broad dialect for the use of 'ospickle' Theres a difference between having a dialect and not knowing there is any other way to talk! the jezzer guests are definatley in the latter part! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 Oi, i say ospickle!! Ok so im poor, but im not scummy, and im perfectly eloquent when the need arises! I blame my Grandads rather broad dialect for the use of 'ospickle' Theres a difference between having a dialect and not knowing there is any other way to talk! the jezzer guests are definatley in the latter part! Have I been spelling it incorrectly? Shame on me. P.S. To be fair to CWP he did say poor/scummy not poor & scummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Have I been spelling it incorrectly? Shame on me. P.S. To be fair to CWP he did say poor/scummy not poor & scummy. Yep, you missed out the all important k! Don't defend CWP, that man is not right in the head and tha knows it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 Yep, you missed out the all important k!Don't defend CWP, that man is not right in the head and tha knows it! Good point, though I wasn't trying to say the was "normal" in any way! We all know he clearly isn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Girl Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 a mate was looking to rent out his flat in Castlefield wasn't having much luck agent contacted him and said there was an opportunity to rent it out for 2 weeks when asked why only 2 weeks was told it was someone in relation to the jeremy kyle show who needed temporary accommodation he informed them under no circumstances should anyone who is going on the jeremy kyle show be allowed anywhere near his flat turns out it was jeremy kyle himself who needed it Jezzer lives 5 minutes down the road from me. We asked for a council tax reduction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 Today's is a belter: He's a fairground worker with 2 previous little darlings from other wimmin, girlfriend dumps him (presumably because she caught him fingering another bird on the Waltzers), now she says he's not the dad. Proud to be British! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Today's is a belter: He's a fairground worker with 2 previous little darlings from other wimmin, girlfriend dumps him (presumably because she caught him fingering another bird on the Waltzers), now she says he's not the dad. Proud to be British! I am proud to say I have never seen said programme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 I am proud to say I have never seen said programme. Because your wife won't let you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 You couldn't make Jezza's guests up The DNA/Lie Detectors are my favourites Especially the ones who are 1000% certain that the bloke is the father because they haven't slept with anybody else Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebles Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Watching JK is like rubber necking at a road traffic accident. If I want to see scum airing their dirty laundry, I can have fag at the front door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Watching JK is like rubber necking at a road traffic accident. If I want to see scum airing their dirty laundry, I can have fag at the front door. Jezza's guests are a good benchmark at looking at one's life It is a chance to guage ones life and realise what could have happened should one have chosen the wrong path Feel Good Factor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 Jezza's guests are a good benchmark at looking at one's life It is a chance to guage ones life and realise what could have happened should one have chosen the wrong path Feel Good Factor Indeed. It makes me feel superior and fortunate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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