In our office we are doing Secret Santa, I?m trying to get into the Christmas spirit so I am participating.

 

My question is what do you buy a 50+ year old man, who doesn't like football and sport in general and is widely considered in the office to be a miserable old git ???

 

Baring in mind that last year that last year I bought another colleague a bottle of whiskey only to find out he was a recovering alcoholic, didn't particularly go down very well.

 

Budget is supposed to be no more than ?15, any suggestions are welcome.....

Christmas cards are not for folk who see each other at work, pub, club, terraces (sic), etc. They're for friends who are unable to meet normally and so don't get the chance to offer each other festive greetings.

Should do for some folks

 

 

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/promotions/6750...tion-scarf.html

Well, we've just opened them and this was my favourite

 

After Curry Wipes

I just received some shampoo - comedy gift based on my hairline (or lack of) and a hip flask with some whisky - nice for golf and/or the match

I've just bought a packet of 'cock soup' as part of my gift

 

40p a pack in tesco

I got an 'ecard today' from a customer. Never seen those before.

 

Lovely I thought.

 

I'd sooner have had the money he's owed us since June, but the thought was there.

got a talking dartboard today

no batteries with it

 

 

i was thrilled

got a talking dartboard today

no batteries with it

 

 

i was thrilled

 

Can't you use the ones from the anal intruder you got at Softies?

Can't you use the ones from the anal intruder you got at Softies?

 

We've just had ours at work. Was supposed to be ?5 limit.

 

I've got a BWFC mug and a mini Lofty!

We've just had ours at work. Was supposed to be ?5 limit.

 

I've got a BWFC mug and a mini Lofty!

 

Ask them what they've done with the remaining ?3

Ask them what they've done with the remaining ?3

 

They've sponsored Mustapha Riga & Joey O'Brien.